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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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AUGUST 4, 2012 7:19PM

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT"! Mitt & Me!

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Just like Mitt Romney asking us to trust him on his Taxes & well...everything else - I too am guilty of that same thing on the Dating Sites!

"I KEPT MY SAME WEIGHT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"THAT'S RIGHT - I'M 59"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"SURE, I'M CAN BE A REPUBLICAN"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"I NEVER HAVE SEX ON THE FIRST DATE"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"MY GROWN KIDS NEVER COME BACK TO LIVE WITH ME"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"I COOK"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"I DON'T LIKE DIAMONDS"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"OF COURSE, I LOVE RAP"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"MY PHONE NUMBER IS 555-123-4567"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"I GREW UP IN BEVERLY HILLS & THE HAMPTONS"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

"I ONLY DRINK ON WEEKENDS"!

You're gonna have to take my word for it!

And... "I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW WHO THE ANDREW SISTERS ARE"!

andrew 

"That's The Lennon Sisters - right"?

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Marilyn, I thought of you immediately when I saw "Comedians in cars getting coffee" on Crackle do t co m. The first short features Gervais and Seinfeld, the second Seinfeld and Larry David.

Don't take my word for it!
This is great! I don't trust anything out of Romney's mouth.
I believe you. You're gonna have to take my word for it. R
Thanks Dan! I'll have to check that out. Or maybe my Personal Assistant will! You're gonna have to take my word for it!
Thanks Patrick! As of this morning, Harry Reid is holding his ground on the Taxes thing! Where is H.R. Block when you need him?
Thanks Trudge! My life is an Open Book! That's right - it's all here on Open Salon! ha ha