I know, I know...who would touch The Elephant in the Room ...The Sympathy Angle?
(looking around) I guess that's me!
Who would parade their ailing wife for a coupla lousy Votes?
The desperate Republicans!
Mitt Romney didn't want to go there - I could tell.
Did you see him last night listening to Pit Bull Chris Christie's Speech?
Mitt looked like he just ate a bad Shrimp!
Oh yeah, he had "The Rumbles"!
At the end, Christie asked everyone to stand & poor Mitt thought...
"If I stand right now, "Montezuma" may get a few of my Votes"!
To his credit, Mitt does stand up to The Party - one hour before "Show Time" - I heard him shout at Mitch McConnell,
"It's TAMPA - not freakin' Lourdes"!
"I don't care if the Cars are driven by Headless People...they can Vote"!
See, he does have Feelings!
What really bothers me is - why do only the Wife & Kids get to see his "Real" Personality?
When he's President - does he want to charge us to see it?
Oh, that Red (I'm-one-of-you) Dress?
Wait, I can't make out the Label - yep...Made in China!
Lloyd Price singing "Personality"!
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