Repost of August 19, 2011 - Something for every Political Party
The White House, Washington, D.C.
"Put your hands together for your President & mine - Baroque Obama"!
"I'm sorry Barry - we're all Baroque"!
JOE BIDEN GETS "THE HOOK" AS PRESIDENT OBAMA TAKES THE MIKE.
"Is he gone? As I said in the Midwest this week - this is not part of my Campaign - I just need to get things off Michelle's chest"!
"I guess you noticed there's no Teleprompter here tonight - I didn't want it to be hit by Tomatoes"!
"Just to let you know - there's nothing Bachmann has said about me that my Michelle hasn't said first"!
"Damn right - I have a thick Black skin"!
"By the way - this Routine has been approved by Republicans"! ha ha
"In fact - the Comedy Writer that wrote this sleeps with one"!
"But you already knew that"!
"I guess you can tell by my ho-hum Healthcare Bill, the Stimulas & those pesky Campaign Promises - I wasn't cut out for this"!
"The Osama thing? That was a fluke"!
"But I must say after that; I wasn't hurtin' in the Bedroom Department"!
"So I guess I won't be carved any time soon for Mt. Rushmore"!
"But just in case - I favor my left side & a little darker than George please"!
"But I'm coming into my own here - I just found "The "President's Personal John". But just like at a Gas Station - I have to get the Key from the Speaker of the House"!
"How degrading! Sometimes I think he's The President"!
"But I don't want to break it to him - he cries, you know"!
"My problem is - every Initative I face runs it's course in Cycles; but nobody wants to wait it out! Don't they know that when RuPaul gets in; they'll have the same thing"!
"Oh, it's Ron Paul - I always get them confused"!
"A little somethin' for the Gay Crowd"? ha ha
"Where's the frigin' Writer? She'll never work in this town again"!
"Michelle says I keep everything too Close to my Vest & wonders why I don't just tell the people about the Cycles. I told her; I'm saving it for "The Bachmann/Obama Debates"!
"The thing is; Michelle just doesn't want to relocate - you know Women - Changing Schools, Flying Coach, BO already marked his Territory in the Garden"!
"Pfft! Well, so did I - but I'm ready to move on"!
"If you're waiting for a Big Finish - come back October 31st - I dress up like Reagan"!
"Just kidding - it's just a Republican Wet Dream"!
"You've been a great audience!
"Oh, and don't worry - the Election is a Year & 1/2 away - but it will feel even longer"!