DON'T HAVE SEX BEFORE THE FIGHT! The Secret to an OBAMA WIN!

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Marilyn Sands

Location: los angeles, California,
Birthday: July 03

Bio: Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES 2012: "HE DID IT & HE WON"! OBAMA'S 2nd Debate A KNOCKOUT! No SEX!; "DON'T HAVE SEX BEFORE THE FIGHT"! The Secret of an OBAMA WIN - Pillow Talk; "MITT & BARACK'S POKER GAME @ The Debates"! Scripted
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DON KNOTTS DAUGHTER: "Tied Up In Knotts": "KAREN KNOTTS KNOWS KOMEDY IS FUNNIER WITH K'S"!
NEWTOWN, CONNECTICUT SCHOOL SHOOTING, COLORADO ET AL: "FREE SPEECH, Porn & THE COLORADO CONNECTION"
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OCTOBER 15, 2012 1:06PM

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The White House Obama Bedroom

10/15/12 - The Night before the 2nd Presidential Debate

BARACK

My Corner Man, Marilyn Sands says, "Don't have Sex before the Fight"!

MICHELLE

What does she know?

BARACK

She was married before!

MICHELLE

From what I hear - she had sex before & after a Fight!

BARACK

You know me - I take all opinions & then ruminate.

MICHELLE

Well, Ruminate over here, Barry!

MICHELLE

I didn't eat Garlic or Onions tonight - now it's going to waste!

BARACK

If that's your biggest problem...

BARACK

Twice tomorrow, Baby?

MICHELLE

How's that gonna help me tonight?

BARACK

Look, Mitt probably isn't getting any either.

MICHELLE

Of course not - she has Horses to ride!

BARACK

Mich-elle, you've never been like this before!

MICHELLE

That discipline might've been good for "Rocky"; but we're not in a Movie!

BARACK

You can never be too sure - check that "War & Peace" Book on the Shelf - I think it's blinking!

BARACK

I told you, I'm not a Perfect Man.

MICHELLE

Tonight, you're not! Let me check that Book & just in case; I'll change my Pajamas!

BARACK

No need. If we've been recorded; I kinda like what I've done so far!

MICHELLE

Think about it for an hour. If you decide; poke me on my shoulder.

BARACK

And if I don't?

MICHELLE

I'll settle for a little Al Green!

BARACK

You mean, all I have to do is sing a little?

MICHELLE

No, I do have his Number!

al1

Oh, just in..."I'm Mitt Romney & I approved this message!

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In high school the coach said don't have sex before the game, which was not a problem for me. R

Gerald Andersen

October 15, 2012 03:04 PM

I think that a little loving would do wonders for the ego. :)

Ande Bliss

October 15, 2012 04:37 PM

Thanks, Brazen Princess - for your earlier IM. Keep smilin'!

Marilyn Sands

October 15, 2012 04:45 PM

Ha ha... Jer! Glad to see you back! Oh, I think the two folks pictured on "Weekend Fiction" is looking at...your House!

Marilyn Sands

October 15, 2012 04:48 PM

Methinks we want an angry O at the debate. This means NO SEX within 48 hours of it, but all the sex he can take afterwards.

Alaskamojo

October 15, 2012 04:51 PM

Geez Jer! My Grammar has left me...the folks on "Weekend Fiction" ARE looking at your house!

Marilyn Sands

October 15, 2012 04:53 PM

Thanks so much Ande! Hope you're feeling better & that I brought smiles your way!

Marilyn Sands

October 15, 2012 04:54 PM

That's right Alaskamojo! That's EXACTLY what he should do! Thanks for stopping by.

Marilyn Sands

October 15, 2012 04:57 PM

Funny! Reminds me of an old Flip Wilson routine. He was a boxer who said : "For six weeks I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don'thave sex, so by the time I get into the ring to face my opponent I'm so frustrated I want to kill him!"