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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
Location
los angeles, California,
Birthday
July 03
Bio
Former Stand-up Comic, Comic Booker, Gag Writer. Currently marketing Madcap Comedy Screenplays, a Stage Play, a Book & selling jokes out of the trunk of my car......"Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha

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BEING A STAND-UP COMIC After 40
OCTOBER 31, 2012 1:52PM

"CHILD'S PLAY"! JEB BUSH Calls OBAMA a 10 year old! Scripted

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It's True, in an exlusive Newsmax.TV Interview - Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush said "Obama's Campaigning like a 10 year old Child". 

Let's go back to when Mitt & Barack were children & see what really went down. 

In a Schoolyard Somewhere in Time:

MITT

I'll trade my Pâte for your Peanut Butter & Jelly!

BARACK

No.   I like PB&J!

MITT

But I got this at the Country Club Commissary.

BARACK

Well, you know what you can do with it!

MITT

What?

BARACK

Don't play dumb - that stuff comes from Ducks who were force fed the Republican Doctrine.

MITT

Well, I never thought about where my ideas come from.

BARACK

You could never become President.

MITT

My parents said I could be anything.

BARACK

Well, not this!

MITT

That only makes me want it more.

MARY LOU (R) Seductively

Mitt...I'll take your Pâte!

MITT

Don't get any ideas, Mary Lou - I'm savin' it!

MARY LOU

But I have Roast Beef au Jus.

MITT (crack in his voice)

Au Jus?

MARY LOU

And the Crusts are off.

MITT (caving)

No, no.

MARY LOU

Here - have a little taste.

MARY LOU slips a morsel into MITT'S waiting mouth.

MITT & MARY LOU walk away Hand in Hand.

BARACK

I rest my Case!

 

 

 

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Country club gehakte leyber?

Is it any better than the real stuff?
Kosh - I finally convinced... you're not Chopped Liver! ha ha
Chicken Maaaaaan - I thought you were a Leg Man!
LOLOLOL

But seriously.....for anyone forgetful of what the Bush family tends to offer us Americans, i quote Wikipedia:

"Neil Bush was a member of the board of directors of Denver-based Silverado Savings and Loan during the 1980s' larger Savings and Loan crisis. As his father, George H.W. Bush, was Vice President of the United States, his role in Silverado's failure was a focal point of publicity. According to a piece in Salon, Silverado's collapse cost taxpayers $1.3 billion.[3]

The US Office of Thrift Supervision investigated Silverado's failure and determined that Bush had engaged in numerous "breaches of his fiduciary duties involving multiple conflicts of interest." Although Bush was not indicted on criminal charges, a civil action was brought against him and the other Silverado directors by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation; it was eventually settled out of court, with Bush paying $50,000 as part of the settlement.[4]

A Republican fundraiser set up a fund to help defer costs Neil incurred in his S&L dealings.[5]"

Purloined at

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Bush


I rest my case


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Thanks PW! Yes, I didn't forget Neil - even though THEY'D like to! "W" probably lost Jeb's chances at ever making it - in my opinion.
...and my old man can whip your daddy's butt! R&R ;-)
Thanks jmac - you mean "Read my Lips Daddy"?
I had to look up "au jus." Thanks for the new vocab!

I wonder what a peanut better and pate au jus without the crust would taste like. On second thought, I don't wonder that!
Thanks Dan! Or it could be "a French Dip" or "a Beef Dip"...that's when gravy drips down your arm - but who cares - it's so delicious.