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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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July 03
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 2, 2012 5:32PM

"THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...(Open Call)

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THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

My Pack of TWINKIES Expired! 

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Even "War & Peace's" Decendents said "WTF"!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

On Broadway, I saw "The Book of Scientology"!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Karl Rove came down with Dementia & fixed a Toaster instead!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

OS Spammers ordered Geritol!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Dukakis threw in his Helmet & said "One More Time"!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

A Brazilian Resident immigrated to Ohio for Voting Privileges!  (is he laughing?)

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

I decided to shave the other Leg!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

I could've already had a Baby & one in the Microwave!

I'm sorry, OVEN - as if that sounds better!  ha ha

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

My Dog became a Grandfather!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Russ Limbaugh was seen hanging around Bridges just in case!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Obama's Mother-in-law packed up twice!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG... 

I had my Dog Fixed & now he wants it reversed!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Jay Leno grew a Double Chin!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Snooki produced a Hit Show, "Jersey Baby"!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Kim Kardasian got married 6 times!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Jake-I-Tor left a Forwarding Address!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Michelle told Barack "I said, White Picket Fence" not "White Picketed Fence"!

THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

EP's became CP's - Cranky Picks!

And...THE CAMPAIGN WAS SO LONG...

Marilyn Sands only had sex once & that was an accident in a crowded Elevator! 

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Can't wait to stop writing about Politics & go back to my Specialty - Quantum Physics!  ha ha

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Bada`Bing~Good Stuff Marilyn~(I can't get it to rate)
The campaign was so long it went until 2016 and Hilary finally won!! R&R ;-)
The campaign was so long that ... Marilyn Sands finally got an EP. Or do I mean CP? Thanks for the shout-out!
Ed: How long was it, Johnny? Johnny: It was so long that OS responded to this webpage request before voting day! (Trying to rate now. Waiting. Waiting.....)
The Campaign Was So Long
that Melia got married
It was so long that:
The Cubs won back-to-back World Series
The Who really performed their final farewell tour
Bellbottoms came back into fashion
OS spammers ran out of things to plug
My Ginsu knives needed sharpening and my Crocs wore out
Iron Butterfly had another hit record
Cue the rimshots!

The campaign was so long people couldn't wait to say "so long."

The campaign was so long Obama went from courting seniors to being one.

The campaign was so long Romney was able to represent both sides of every issue in 27 elections across 4 continents.

The campaign was so long it got a starring role in a porn flick.
Thanks Kenneth! Okay, you owe me! ha ha
Thanks jmac! Which Clinton you talkin' about? I heard Bill is now qualified to have 4 more years! ha ha
Thanks Cranky! I DID get one last year but that doesn't count - someone's finger slipped! I heard Peanut Butter on the Keys! ha ha
Thanks Dan! I wouldn't count on it! But "Patience" is the only Virtue I have left - so I'm holdin' on to it! I agree - we sure could use Johnny Carson right about now!
Thanks Kosh! We don't want Malia to get married! She has all those Teenage Angst Years to irritate her folks!
Thanks Abrawang - yours were all good & all heartfelt! A good Venting Exercise!
Thanks Paul O'! You really got into it! What fun! Especially the last one! ha ha
I can't decide which one I like best. Maybe the campaign should go on until I decide.
No, Margaret No! Tuesday's my limit! Don't worry, the Election is in the Bag...now if only someone would kidnap Karl Rove! ha ha
Oh Cranky - I forgot...I will not resort to Begging - THAT'S saved for the Bedroom! ha ha
Thanks so much Jane! It's only hours away & I hope for a Happy Ending!