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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 6, 2012 7:01PM

"DEWEY WINS"! Ha ha Happy Update...O.B.A.M.A!

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dewey newspaper 

Jumping the Gun 

Posted: November 6, 2012 - 7 PM Eastern Standard Time

I'm going out on a limb here but...of course, OBAMA Won!

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For all who weren't around in 1948 or have never seen this famous Day-After-The-Election-Photo; it's just a Newspaper Publishing Gaffe that brings smiles to all - even Dewey

But especially Truman!  

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To me, Mitt Romney is reminiscent of no Politician so much as Thomas E. Dewey!

In those days, Republicans figured that all Dewey had to do to win was to avoid making any major mistakes & as such - Dewey did not take any risks.  Familiar?

Sure, Romney wanted to take risks...when he's President; but not in the Campaign!

Dewey spoke in platitudes trying to transcend Politics.  Speech after Speech was filled with empty statements.  Familiar?

Except for "The Clandestine 47% Tape" - we wouldn't have too much to go on.  Oh, sure, odds & ends like Lover of Trees & Chocolate Milk - but he kept everything close to Santorum's Vest!

Given Harry Truman's sinking popularity & the Democratic Party's 3 way Split between Truman, Henry Wallace & Strom Thurmond - Dewey had seemed unstoppable.  In 1948, Dewey was convinced he should appear as non-partisan as possible.  Familiar?

Enough about Dewey & Mitt...Who?

OBAMA is The Man!  One Year & a half in Political Hell is over - now let the President get down to business.

But I have to give it to those Republicans -  I hear they already have someone groomed for 2016! 

Yeah, this time someone of Color - Big Bird!

Me?  I'm gonna sit myself down in a hot Bubble Bath & glory in the Headline:

"OBAMA WINS BY A RYAN MILE"!

drink Oops, not this one!

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Okay - Maybe I'm in de Nile!  

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Nope, not in denial... as I've been saying all along women voters will decide this election and sure enough they came through: "...women handed President Obama and Democrats in general a wide margin of victory. They also voted in large numbers, outweighing Romney’s advantage among men."

You go gurls!! R&R ;-)
and YES again, kid!! :)

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Thanks jmac! A year & a half of Foreplay! Let us all have that Cigarette!
LOL
Pass me the bath salts, wouldya, hon?
;)
R
Thanks Jon! Had my VERY LAST twitch when in his Consession Speech, Romney used the word "Honesty"! I guess he had to put it on record. So be it.
Thanks Poor Woman! Maybe my Bath Buddy Chad will pass you the Bath Salts....Did I say I was alone?
Chad's so buff, the soap bubbles simply slide off his regal pecs and washboard abs....what a doll face!
;)
HOORAY!! If you ignore and villify women and say you're going to take not only Roe V. Wade and Choice away from us but also Planned Parenthood and contraception for pete's sake...just remember guys. Women vote. And if you piss us off, we're often deadlier than the males!

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