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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
Location
los angeles, California,
Birthday
July 03
Bio
Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 8, 2012 12:07PM

"10 THINGS I LEARNED FROM THIS ERECTION"!

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10   WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AT A DEBATE...

...Yes You Can GET it UP!

9   IF YOU TRIED BLACK - YOU NEVER GO BACK!

8   YOU HAVE TO HAVE BALLS TO BEAT A BILLIONAIRE!

7   "Polling Out" IS NOT GOOD BIRTH CONTROL!

6   "Is it in"?  MEANS THE BALLOT!

5   EVEN RUSS LIMBAUGH CAN HAVE "POLL ENVY"!

4   "MALARKY" in Irish means "GIVING HIM THE SHAFT"!

3   NEVER SWIM IN THE COLD POTOMAC BEFORE THE  DEBATES!

2   Okay, Okay...AN "EXIT POLL PILL" IS TAKEN ORALLY!

And #1   ANN JUST GAVE MITT "THE OTHER" BAD NEWS...

"THE MISSIONARY POSITION IS FILLED"!

 

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:) :) will share these. Rated.
I never learn anything from an erection because I stop thinking.
Thanks Jon! If Romney only knew to campaign in Flaccid, Ohio!
Thanks Cranky! Nothin' wrong with you - you're a Man!
You know what they say...
"Marilyn Sands is Easy...
Gettin' EP's are Hard"! ha ha
Thanks jmac! Sorry, but Elections bring out the ribald in me - you should have seen me for Coolidge!
Give me ribaldry or give me death! r
Thanks Dan! Spoken like a true Comedy Aficionado!
Okay, this is just too funny...even though it took several tries before I finally got to see it.
Brilliant humor
R
Thanks so much Poor Woman! You're a woman after my own heart!
Bonus round: In some states you may need ID to vote, but you don't need ID to buy condoms. R
Thanks Trudge! You're so right - but Santorum is still gonna need directions on how to use 'em!
How about Ryan says he would have run his sub two hour marathon under one hour if only he was not weighed down by his foot long.
Alaskamojo - thanks for stopping by! I don't know about the size of Ryan's Subway Sandwiches but I do know he usually says, "Hold the Pickle"!