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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 9, 2012 4:42PM

"INAGURATION DAY QUIPS...OBAMA'S 4 YEAR SPRINT"! Repost

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Repost of June 21, 2011 

Michele Bachmann & every Tom, Dick & Tea Leaf Reader are  calling Barack Obama "A One Term President"! 

Are they kidding me; with today's merciless performance frenzy; he was behind before he ever got started! 

So of course; Obama needs 4 more years.  He promised "Change"; and that takes time - you can't put a Square Peg into a Round Hole - sometimes you have to tear a whole new Hole!

But enough about Boehner!

The Bottom Line is - ever since Day 1; Headache 1; the President has had his feet to the fire & his response to Reporters during the Oath of Office on January 20, 2009 shows how impatient we have all become:

inauguration1   

BARACK OBAMA

I do solemnly swear...

WOLF BLITZER

President-Elect Obama, what do you think of the Polls so far?

BARACK OBAMA

...that I will faithfully...

TMZ Reporter

What Say You, Michelle?

BARACK OBAMA

...execute the Office of President of the United States...

JOE BIDEN

You're already doing a hell of a job, Barry!

BARACK OBAMA

...for richer, for poorer, in sickness & in health...

MICHELLE OBAMA KICKS BARACK IN THE SHINS.

WOLF BLITZER

Why are you racing through this Oath?

BARACK OBAMA

Don't you see these Shoes - Tee Time in 5 minutes!

WOLF BLITZER

What do you think of Palin now?

BARACK OBAMA

Flash in the Pan!  A 1 Trick Wonder...

SECRET SERVICE

Is he bothering you?

BARACK OBAMA

No, I multi-task...

...& will to the best of my ability...

WOLF BLITZER LOOKS AT HIS WATCH.

WOLF BLITZER

So far you haven't done anything about Jobs!

BARACK OBAMA

Oh, I just didn't have a Banner handy - you know,

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED"!

BARACK OBAMA

...preserve, protect & defend...

WOLF BLITZER

And you promise to get Osama?

BARACK OBAMA

...the Constitution of the United States of America...

JOHN BOEHNER

Can we talk?  I want you to pick my brain on "Healthcare for the Rich"!  (sniff, sniff)

boehner 

BARACK OBAMA

...so help me God!

 ...now will somebody get the freakin' guy a Tissue!

 

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Thanks so much jmac! One of my Favorites - I'm just sayin'!
Marilyn, you have the gift of prophecy. You called it. Looks like a two term presidency.
May They Choke on This.

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Thanks Dan! You & everybody else knew it too! We just didn't know with all that money floating around which way it was gonna go. But most of all - I think most people were sick of the Lies. Blatent Lies. Can't vote like I used to - "Nice Hair"! ha ha
Thanks Jon! I heard Fox News may disband - nothing to talk about! Why do the Republicans sound like Party Balloons being deflated? Sad.