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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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NOVEMBER 14, 2012 10:39PM

"THE OBAMA/CLINTON Private Sex Scandal Talks"! Scripted

Rate: 2 Flag

Luckily, I got a hold of this Transcript...

BARACK

Bill?

BILL

Don't ask!

BARACK

Why not?

BILL

A Cigar is just a Cigar!

BARACK

No thanks.  I don't smoke anymore.

BILL

Just let it peter out.

BARACK

That's not my Style - you know I have to cross the t's & dot the i's!  And I want everything out in the open.

BILL

I feel your pain.

BARACK

I feel your pain - you have to relive it.

BILL

But this year, I did have some good Mojo goin' - didn't I?

BARACK

"Mojo" has a Shelf Life - those Repubs want to see some Heads Roll.

BILL

Umm.  Isn't it time for another Newt Affair - how's that Sheep Story we've been holdin' on to?

BARACK

It settled out of Court!

BARACK

And I ran out of "Wag the Dog" ideas.

BILL

I got it....BO!

BARACK

He's "Fixed"!

BILL

Well, so am I - but we have to take this off the Front Page!

BILL

Have you noticed if a Female walks by - I don't look back? 

BARACK

Well, BO isn't that far gone!

BARACK

How's your Balls?

BILL

Balls?

BARACK

Yeah, BO doesn't run after them anymore!

BILL

Don't worry Barry - it'll all come out in the Wash!

BARACK

You shoulda told Monica that!

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Thir is just mean to the point of being evil and if I wasn't laughing at it I'd flag it for being soooo... what is the word?... inappropriate, after all we are talking about two living presidents who between them served twelve years in the highest office of the land... and don't make any jokes about Bill forgetting to inhale or Obama toking a doobie in Hawaii or Chicago... Harumph!! R&R ;-D
Thanks so much jmac - I think! Somebody's gonna think you didn't like it! ha ha "The Timing" is what's wrong with this sex scandal - next year - away from the Election would've been better...but we can't schedule these things. Could be Petraeus had an "open marriage" & his wife was fine with it - it was emails that brought them down & unfortunately Repubs are having a field day with it.