I belong to A.A., G.A., O.A. and SEX Anonymous - so I know a little about Addictions!
And the sad fact is... I have to Write; so I just joined frigin' OS.A!
I'm not kidding; I've climbed so many Steps - I get Nose Bleeds just looking at a Ladder!
If I don't get an EP this time - Jake must be in a corner somewhere counting his Marbles.
Don't worry, he loves me...just like Rhett loved Scarlett!
But, do I need to Write or need to be Read? Can't I have both? Obviously, not on this Site! ha ha Not now; at least.
When I joined 2 years ago - with one Click on our Computer; we could Read, Rate, Comment, Joke, Tease, Flirt, Comfort, Compliment, Commiserate, Berate, Cajole, Embed, Agree to Disagree or Party Bash - all while wearing our Pajamas!
Embedding was the most fun! ha ha
It was smooth-sailing & any "Errors" we might have accrued during these simple maneuvers were either Typos, Grammatical or admitting we were Nymphomaniacs or Republicans!
But enough about me!
"Spam" in those days was an Emergency Food brought out for Earthquakes, Nuclear Holocausts, Dinner Parties for the cheap Boss or to pull out at just the right moment to curtail Mother-in-Law visits!
Now, if we try to Post, Rate, Comment or Check Out the new kids on the Writer's Block; our mere presence is so ethereal we become Gossamer-Like; not knowing if our reality is of any importance or we're creating in a vacuum.
Translation: It Sucks!
So I tell my hard-line brave friends who seek possible solutions from the powers that be...
How can I have enough strength to Strike if I can't get my hands on a Pack of Twinkies?
I told you I have Addictions!
P.S. If you were wondering...I wrote this during Open Salon's Technical difficulties in November 2012.