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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
Location
los angeles, California,
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July 03
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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DECEMBER 26, 2012 6:28PM

"Take The Year-End CELL PHONE RUDENESS TEST"!

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Who doesn't talk on our Cell Phone in Restaurants, Movies, Funerals or getting a Brazilian Wax?  But enough about me!

Call it your Pacifier, your "Blankie" or Alexander Graham Bell's worst nightmare..."Cell Phone Attachment" is where it's at!

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Who knew this "Ear Candy" could be so intoxicatingly addictive; turning the average person into a Jekyll & Hyde.  No? 

 Ever see someone who just found out they don't have their phone with them?

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Take this Test & see whether you've been Naughty or Nice in 2012. 

Everyone STARTS with 100 Points & then SUBTRACT your Dirty Deeds!

Oh, a word of warning - it's very easy to Bankrupt yourself; so pace yourself:

THIS YEAR, I'VE TALKED ON MY CELL PHONE:

AND SPOKE TO MY DOG ON THE OTHER END (you have a problem with that?)................................................10

IN A CONFESSIONAL..............................................10

IN A NUDIST COLONY LEAVING ONE HAND FREE FOR "Starbucks".............................................................10 

IN A "CELL PHONE 12 STEP MEETING"....................10

WHILE RATING & COMMENTING ON THIS TEST.....10 

DURING CHILDBIRTH.............................................10

THEN HANDED IT TO THE KID TO TALK TO GRANDMA..10

ON A PLANE, after THE WARNING...........................10

ON THE WING TILL CHICAGO.................................10

WHILE WATCHING A SUNSET WITH MY SWEETIE..10

WHILE WALKING alone ON THE BEACH...................10

ON THE TOILET Number #1.....................................20

ON THE TOILET Number #2.....................................30

IN THE GROCERY STORE ASKING MY MATE: "Cap'n Crunch OR Fruit Loops"?........................................................40

DURING SEX - and that means you BOB!.................50 points

Well...how'd ya do?

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Check out my follow-up article tomorrow:

"MY LETTER TO ALEXANDER put-it-on-vibrate GRAHAM BELL"!

 

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Very funny but sadly, there's more than a little truth in this. Btw, I did just fine on your test - but maybe it's because I don't have anyone to talk to!
Thanks Margaret! Glad you still have 100 Points to play with! But I don't believe anyone on here since it's on the Honor System! ha ha Happy New Year to all!
My score? Honestly? Zero. I'd get a cell phone, but I'm afraid someone like your "Bob" might call me at a bad time.

Back from the holidays and catching up on my OS reading. Great to see you're still posting here!
Thanks Dan! If you got a Zero - I'm gonna have to find some easier ones like... During Mitt's Concession Speech!