I don't think CVS' new Slogan will take off - do you?
"CVS - WHERE YOU CAN GET A FLU SHOT, A SEX PILL & A SHOESHINE"!
It was a long time coming - but we Gals got our wish!
Well, not quite - Men don't take it!
Think of it as a Backup...You can take "Plan B" or "Plan B One-Step" if...
You forgot to use Birth Control
The Condom came off
He said he had a Condom on
Or you're really Horny & just like to think you had sex!
Just to make things clear - It doesn't destroy a Baby; it disrupts Ovulation - think of it like this:
The Egg is at a Fork in the Road & one of the Lanes has an Orange Cone on it!
And yes; then the Sperm gets in a Traffic Jam! It may even take a Detour to some other Floosie's Hatchery...
...but enough about me!
But let me tell you what "Plan B" is not...
...Drawing on your Eyebrows after eating S'mores at a Campfire!
It's a Pill that makes Men nervous - Republican Men!
But most of all - it's an Emergency Contraception! It's not the same as the Abortion Pill RU486! Nobody's that old!
And for G-d's sake; give it another name - like "Somebody F#%$& Up"!
Should you take a Pregnancy Test before you buy "Plan B"?
That's like asking "Which came first - the Chicken or the..."
If you do; just remember not to make Eye Contact with the Cashier, The Stock Boy or Grandma getting off on "Bride's Magazine" in the corner!
"Let's see...there's the "EARLY RESULT Pregnancy Test",
"FIRST RESPONSE Pregnancy Test",
"ONE STEP Pregnancy Test",
"ORAQUICK Pregnancy Test",
or the "Early, Early, Early RESULT...IT BROKE-GET-OFF-ME Pregnancy Test"!
Sorry to say - they're 75 to 89% effective...& with those odds - I don't even want to play "Go Fish"!
All I know is the earlier you take "Plan B"; the better & During Sex shouldn't be ruled out!
But you two have to rush out of the House, Barn or Backseat of a Chevy & Run - don't walk to the Drug Store!
Sure, people will talk - People will always talk!
Just yell, "It's Yoga, Yoga"!
And call your Pharmacist that you're on your way & hold onto each other tight - it'll be a Bumpy Ride!
One of my Favs - Maureen McGovern's 1973 Hit Song "The Morning After"!