I'm Marilyn & I'm a K.K.aholic!
It not only calls my name - it knows my Passwords!
Sophia Loren is famous for saying:
"Everything you see I owe to Spaghetti"!
And Mine is:
"Make that a Dozen"!
In 1937, Vernon Rudolf founded this mood altering substance in Winston-Salem, North Carolina & ever since it's been a Secret Recipe! Why?
Flour, Sugar, Crack - that's why!
I heard he & Colonel Sanders roomed together! Or is it Colonel Parker & Colonel Mustard...I can't keep up anymore!
I can't tell you the Games I've played trying not to get some! But I will! ha ha
Sometimes, I put a Krispy Kreme in my Grocery Cart & just walk around with it. By the time I get to Checkout; if I haven't eaten it yet - I put it back.
Of course, the Glaze is gone; but the point is - I'm returning it!
And sometimes, I just slowly walk around the Krispy Kreme Table & then go in the other direction - like a circling Lion deciding which Leg to tear off first!
When other Shoppers join me; it looks like a Flash Conga Line or "Musical Chairs" - but with frigin' Safeway Music!
I've even walked backwards around the Table; but that's when the Manager gets on his Cell to "The Home"!
But I do exercise. During my vigorous 5 Mile Walks around the Marina here - I usually check out the Boat Names:
"Fried Dough", "Maple Glazed" & "Jelly Infused" - but then I Blink & see they were really:
"Eat, Drink & Re-Marry", "Ich Bin Ein Bayliner" & "Cirrhosis of the River"!
Want more? "Marlin Monroe", "Campbell's Sloop"..."The Cod Father"...
...and yes, "Titan Uranus"!
Bringing forth a bead of sweat from all that exercising; I usually feel I deserve something & if it's the Dangerous Time of day; I just know if I walk back home in a certain direction - I hit Nirvana!
The dangerous time of day for me is 4 to 5 pm. An Apple is out of the question! I don't want Clean breath - I want Donut Breath!
I want to know that I've been naughty & need to be punished with 2 doughnuts tomorrow!
I've been trying to get rid of the same 10 Pounds since 1968! All I can figure out is - either my Scale's broken or Angelina Jolie's Diet in her Book had a misprint on Page 236!
The only known cure for this addiction is to scoff down Bill Nicholson's (via Paula Deen) "Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding"...
The Recipe calls for 2 Dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts & comes to 8,160 Calories - and that's not counting the Butter Rum Sauce!
Personally, I'd rather go Cold Turkey - but first I want one last walk around the Marina....what could go wrong?