They used to say if "The Rabbit Died" you were Pregnant - well, "My Cupid Died" & I've got a Hot Date.
A fresh new face on match.com has come forth & I'm going to Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday - Today...Valentine's Day!
Oh, I had my choice of possible Suitors for this special day...& it was a conundrum.
Do I choose the one that wrote:
"I would love to go back to Europe as I have never been there"!
"2 Martinis & a Beer created my daughter - the same created this Ad"!
"Had a Vasectomy since I was 21"!
"Like to sit in a Parking Lot & watch people"!
"I love Opera where everyone dies"!
"They don't call me "Big Bob" 'cause I'm 5'11"!
"I can install a Hot Water Heater"!
"I live in fear of Polkas"!
"I practice "Ladies First"!
"I have a 2nd Home in Cleveland"!
Or..."I just like sitting on the couch playing with my iPAD"!
No, I went with this one...
What can I tell you - he wants To Date!
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