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Marilyn Sands

Marilyn Sands
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Marilyn Sands is a Former 80's Stand-up Comic, her Essays can be found on salon.com & her unsold Screenplays in her Top Drawer...next to the hard liquor! "Author of 2 Works of Fiction....my Diary & my Resume"! ha ha All my Articles are Copyrighted & yes, I'll know!

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FEBRUARY 14, 2013 2:48PM

"HEAVEN CAN WAIT"...My HOT Valentine's Day Date

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cupid 

They used to say if "The Rabbit Died" you were Pregnant - well, "My Cupid Died" & I've got a Hot Date. 

A fresh new face on match.com has come forth & I'm going to Ruby Tuesdays on a Thursday - Today...Valentine's Day!

 Oh, I had my choice of possible Suitors for this special day...& it was a conundrum.

Do I choose the one that wrote:

"I would love to go back to Europe as I have never been there"!

"2 Martinis & a Beer created my daughter - the same created this Ad"! 

"Had a Vasectomy since I was 21"!

"Like to sit in a Parking Lot & watch people"!

"I love Opera where everyone dies"!

"They don't call me "Big Bob" 'cause I'm 5'11"!

"I can install a Hot Water Heater"!

"I live in fear of Polkas"!

"I practice "Ladies First"!

"I have a 2nd Home in Cleveland"!

Or..."I just like sitting on the couch playing with my iPAD"!

No, I went with this one...

pope2  

What can I tell you - he wants To Date!

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I'd be tempted by the hot water heater.
Polkas will kill you. Seriously. :D
Thanks just phyllis - THAT was my 2nd choice! ha ha
Thanks tg within! I agree - for me, Polkas are up there - like Mechanical Bullriding!
First rule of dating: don't date dead guys. They can't get (it) up. R
Oops! I thought that was Pope John Paul. Sorry, I flunked Know Your Popes.
Well, at least you'll be dating a virgin. R
Funny Jer! I can see the new TV Show "KNOW YOUR POPES" with Wink Martendale! If they wore different color hats it would help - no?
Thanks Trudge - you have a point there! Gives me a chance to Teach! ha ha
It's important you have a conundrum with you. He may forget or be sort of shy.
Don't worry - I have Ribbed Conundrums! Thanks alsoknownas for stopping by!
I'd recommend you go with the would-be European traveler. Even if it doesn't work out. You'll always have Paris.
Thanks for stopping by Dan! But, I'm really saving myself for the guy who wrote "I GO TO "OLIVE OIL TASTINGS"!