Three words for Microsoft: Jesus, shut up!!

Mark Pritchard

Location: San Francisco, California,
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SEPTEMBER 26, 2008 12:53AM

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Because I made the unfortunate choice to watch a network television program, I've just seen this insane Microsoft commercial for about the sixth time.

It's so freaking annoying! "I'm a PC." "I'm a PC." "I'm a PC and I wear glasses." "I wear glasses." "I wear glasses...." God, shut up!

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Oh dear. I've been seeing this commercial everywhere too, and it's been annoying the heck out of me. Who thought using Eva Longoria for an endorsement was a good idea?

Thomas Rogers

September 26, 2008 10:44 AM

Agreed. But then again, I never really was a fan of those Apple commercials.

Skeptic Turtle

September 26, 2008 02:31 PM

Who the hell you think you are, telling JESUS to shut up!?!

Wayne Gallant

September 26, 2008 02:39 PM

Jesus was not one of the endorsers appearing in the ad, so I wasn't really talking to him. But since we're on the subject -- if he had a choice, judging from his beard, long hair, and unkempt appearance, I think Jesus would probably be a UNIX nerd.