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Martha Nichols

Martha Nichols
Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA
March 18
Editor in Chief
Talking Writing
I am Editor in Chief of Talking Writing, an online literary magazine. I'm also a contributing editor at the Women's Review of Books and a freelance journalist in the Boston area. Martha on Twitter: (I cross-post most OS entries on my website Athena's Head. I am not paid a cent for any reviews or product references—these opinions are mine alone.)


AUGUST 29, 2010 10:11AM

Funeral for a Tablecloth

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One recent night in California, my son and I went out to dinner with close friends at a Berkeley restaurant. It was a faux diner—designed by vegans and former fern-bar denizens—with the trappings of the lefty elite: a children’s menu with béchamel-sauced “Mom’s” mac-and cheese; fresh-picked organic mesclun; butcher-paper table coverings and crayons.

I’d had an awful day. We were in the Bay Area to see my ailing parents. I’d already visited them with my eight-year-old the day before. My father, who has end-stage Parkinson’s Disease, is living in a group home; my bipolar mother is wheelchair-bound after many failed back operations.

And even so, I stumbled on a moment of grace—a very unexpected one.

I’d tried to prepare my son for his granddad’s hallucinatory confusion, his grandmother’s melodrama. My son and I had talked about death, more than once. How you talk to a child about a family member's mental illness I have yet to fathom. Still, we’d gotten through these visits, although my son admitted the morning after that seeing Granddad had been “a little scary.”

That day—the restaurant day—he’d stayed with our friends while I did more visiting and decision-making and anger-management jujitsu. My boy had hung with the teenagers who are my honorary nephew and niece. He’d watched endless streams of anime and flown the remote-control helicopter he'd received as a gift from my mother’s caregiver straight into a tree.

He took it in stride. He was doing fine. But I was not fine by the time we arrived at the restaurant, me driving all the kids in one car—“rental cars are so cool”—grinding my teeth as the three squabbled and riffed on everything from valley girls to worst high-school teachers in history to Teen Titans, complete with fake funny voices that were like acid on my one remaining nerve.

In the midst of a meltdown with relatives, I had my young son with me. My husband would be arriving soon, but that evening he was still on an airplane jetting towards us. Two days in, there were moments when my eight-year-old's demands and jokes and prodding little feet felt unbearable.

He wanted and needed to see his grandparents. Yet would I seem like a good person to him after this trip? I worried. Would he see me yelling in frustration at my mother? Would he see me unable to contain my sorrow?

“Do valley girls still exist?” I cut in, desperate to quiet the backseat chatter.

“They exist for us to make fun of,” said Honorary Niece.

My son, who has no idea what a valley girl is, launched into a shouted account about Cyborg from Teen Titans, a cartoon series with the most annoying theme song in this space-time continuum—a mix of the old Batman and Hello Kitty—and not a single joke that an adult would find amusing.

My mood as designated driver should be clear. My ability not to scream “Shut up!” at every twist and swerve along Highway 13 will sound heroic or foolish, depending on your perspective. These children, like all essentially healthy and much-loved children, were delightful and full of themselves and oblivious.

There’s a lesson in that for me, about living without questioning your right to do so. Maybe there's a lesson for everyone. But that evening, this was not my moment of grace. That car ride was about endurance.

In the restaurant, all three adults present were clearly fried. My friend the dad had just come home from another day at the salt mines. My friend the mom was way behind on a freelance editing project. I was still haunted by the most recent visit with my anxious, confused father. He had kept asking me who was in charge, as I spoon-fed him Rocky Road ice cream.

In this setting, the butcher paper and crayons were a blessing. We drew little creatures with the colors available—“oh, dear, there’s a crayon shortage,” our waitress apologized when we asked for more—goblins with lipstick and many-eyed trees in lime green and almost transparent pink.

I tried to depict my lipsticked goblin making a muscle. This is my feminist way, to combine the girly with the tough, but in this case I ended up with a lump in a strange position on an orange creature’s arm. I drew yellow streaks spraying from the bump, which then had me covering it with a plate.

But not before Honorary Nephew spotted it. “What’s that?”

“It looks like a tumor,” said Friend Dad.

"It's a feather. A plume," said Nephew. He was being kind.

“I was hoping for a volcano,” I said.

“It’s a banana,” said Honorary Niece. “She’s balancing a banana on her arm.”

So I turned it into a banana.

“Tumor Banana.” The dad grinned.

Then my oblivious son, waving his arms and trying to keep up, spilled his glass of lemonade. It soaked the paper in front of Honorary Nephew. Yet this didn’t faze Nephew. As the waitress in her retro horned-rimmed glasses rushed off for more lemonade and butcher paper, he took the joking one step farther.

He drew a funeral for the wet tablecloth. In purple crayon, he sketched a mock casket with a rumpled sheet, surrounded by stick figures:

Here lies Dennis the Tablecloth:
He was so reliably absorbent.

I’m sure my son didn’t understand why I sputtered a laugh. My guy was a bit peeved, I think, by my sudden gleeful response to somebody other than him. But I did laugh—not the big, cleansing guffaws of a Lifetime melodrama. No, this was the knowing snicker of my Sardonic Generation.

It was me, returned to me, absorbing so much pain but not yet absorbed. I found myself capable of that then. I'd flown across the country for all sorts of funerals, literal and figurative: The impending funeral of my father; the funeral of my fantasy family, the one that's never struggled with mental illness; the funeral of a girl once wracked by so much anger and guilt.

But right then, a funeral for a tablecloth was what I needed. Later in the meal, my sleepy son snuggled on my lap. We shared a piece of chocolate cake—well, he ate it all, except for the icing. He wrote “TB” on my goblin’s chest.

Tumor Banana, action goddess. I'll sing to that.


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The love you show for your parents and your child, and yes, yourself, makes this just sing! When such a difficult day, death of fantasy, grim future to endure, can end with a snuggle and a shared piece of cake and cartoon - that is a really good day.
A heartfelt story for those of us dealing with aging parents, the journey can be a miserable one for all. Hang tough.
It's amazing what goofy little interactions can turn a tense situation into a memorable one. I can see the critter in your lap devouring the cake...
So you've figured out not to waste time asking why these things happen but rather enjoy the respites in between. Good for you.
A touching story reminding me of how it was here 10-15 years ago. Parents all gone now, and kids too, to their lives. Easier in many way but lonely.

BTW I don't mind that song, though it smacks of Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man" (perhaps intentionally.)
This honors every generation in your family, grittily, and at once, and particularly you. r.
Thanks, all. I am doing my best to seize the day--even to reclaim (sort of) that Teen Titans theme. Yes, I think its resemblance to "Secret Agent Man" is intentional...
I snickered too, at the creativity of the funeral for a tablecloth verse and as a welcome break in the serious pallor, helping you to reflect on it's reflection on your spiritual reality. Wonderful slice of life story and hopefully cathartic for you in your very real struggles and challenges with family.
Take care, Martha - sometimes it seems like an endurance race.
Best to you...I love this story...xox
This is surreal, and effective. Love your writing, Martha.
Welcome back. You've so perfectly captured one of those necessary yet miraculous transcendent moments. I'm glad you were able to experience one.
I love capturing the heart of a moment like that - focusing on what can be done in good fun right in the here and now. Crayons are great for that. Excellent piece.
Even adults need a little play therapy once in a while. Your care and dedication to both your ailing parents and your young son shines through in this piece. Keep on keepin' on...
Just lovely and-- most of all-- when your parents are gone you will have no regrets!
Oh how I've missed you! Thanks for sharing your moment of unexpected grace with us (although I can't say the same for that theme song. It will be floating around in this brain of mind for days, I'm sure.)
A pleasure to read so well written an evocation of your here-and-now.
It's really nice to hear from you all, as I navigate these surreal waters--surreal is a very good word indeed. Sometimes I'm just plain grief-stricken; other times, I'm struck with the hilarity of it all, as is my father. Thank you.
This made me laugh, Martha. We have to find humor in everyday grace.
This ended so sweetly. " reliably absorbent"--I can think of worse things that could be said about me!