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Mary Elizabeth Williams

Mary Elizabeth Williams
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November 09
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I work here. In my other incarnations, I'm the culture critic for PRI's The Takeaway, and my book, "Gimme Shelter" comes out from S&S 3/3/9.

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Editor’s Pick
JUNE 1, 2009 12:32PM

Can I get this popsicle in a Paul Rudd?

Rate: 12 Flag

Oh, he's cool, all right.

In celebration of the UK's "ice cream week," and sadly, only for a limited time and only for our friends across the pond, you can drag your tongue across Daniel Craig's bathing suit area.

The Del Monte fruit smoothies come in [SHUT UP] blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry, and at just 100 calories each, I think you could party with a few of them at a time.

If that's what you're into. 

 

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Ha! (A Paul Rudd)

Um, what the heck is he doing w/his popsicle hands...?
He's touching his popsicle stick, silly.
This is Hilarious.

And I'll bet you live in Rudd's neighborhood. You can probably access his lolly any old time.
Is this for real? Because if so, they certainly made it in the most suggestive possible way!

Does Craig get a residual for every lick someone takes?
Strangely enough, I was *just watching* the "Mad Men" episode where Peggy lands the popsicle account. Her ad idea is about splitting the popsicle in half. So when I first saw the news on *this* popsicle, all I could think of was splitting poor Daniel Craig in half . . .
See, now, this is what I love about OS! I learn something new everyday!
Pierce Brosnan was sooo much more popsicle worthy than this...
OK....you work here AND this is an Editor's Pick ? Probably no connection. You will be happy to know we share a birthday :)
Paul Rudd is the funniest cat working in film today. He can star or have a cameo and steal a movie. Not sure I want to eat him on a stick, but I love your choice. Rudd Rules. Would make a great reality series.
Oh god, I'm just remembering the old Norm McDonald bit: "Bachelor #2, what would you do if I was a popsicle?"

"Well, I'd take off your wrapper - if you know what I mean. And then I'd press you up against the kitchen counter until you broke in half and put part of you in the freezer for later - if you know what I mean."
Young lady, I think you need to get out more. Or less. Or *something*.
I love that. In theory. Somehow the face turned out a bit like Benjamin Button.

But maybe I can just bite the head off to start and enjoy the bod.

Hahaha.
p.s.

I meant to say, which is what I do in real life anyway. hehehe.
Who the hell is Paul Rudd?
Let me know when they come out with the Daniel Day-Lewisicle.

"What are you licking at, miss?"

"I'm licking at you, sir."
Jeanette, you take the cake - or the frozen confection in this case.
Wow - is this the content I should be aspiring to for an Editor's Pick? I mean I like Paul Rudd and all, and I can lick popsicles with the best of them, but c'mon. Really?
@Dave Cullen

I see your point, but we don't really care what his face looks like. ;)

Love this, Mary Elizabeth!
Man, Paul Rudd could stand in the middle of Target and he'd make me laugh.

Does it come in a Ryan Gosling flavour??

My 'friend' wanted to know. Yeah, that's it. My 'friend.'
I want one in a Sam Elliot.
Jeanette made me laugh very hard.

And Dave Cullen is half author, half PRAYING MANTIS.
I'll take the Lost collection, please. One Sawyer, one Jin, one Sayid, hold the Jack.
Mary Elizabeth, thank you!

I had to notify Silkstone of this comment last night. It is my Best. One. Ever. (I thought that no one else would get the joke, though!)
But it doesn't come in bushberry or gooseberry? Failure of imagination is sooooo disappointing. ;)