IMPORTANT NEWS: This was sent to me by my alert and wonderful friend lorimarie, a new OS member.
DIAPER SHOW FOR ADULTS:
Yes, Joan Walsh and all you other men and women over 40 and beyond, especially women…especially women who have had children…especially women who have had multiple amounts of children…don’t despair.
DIAPERS ARE THE NEW VOGUE.
Japan recently showed off the latest and greatest in diapers for adults in a chic and hip fashion show. The designers figured out that there were an extremely large number of older adults who needed diapers and they decided to take full advantage.
A study told them that these adults just didn’t like wearing the diapers. Silly adults. Since fashion designers are also trendsetters, they took matters into their own hands. Yuck.
I think there’s a business opportunity here. Anyone want in? Are you good with colors, fabrics (preferably thick fabrics), design? I can be the public relations gal, and if need be, the model.
Not to go into any unnecessary details, but being “middle aged” (meaning at this point I’ll live well over 100), having had 4 children…let’s just say, I take a chance every time I sneeze.
(TMI).
P.S. Denis, are you in this?
OK, Denis is said no.
So, here's Denis's stuff:
From the mouth of Denis: " Eventually, I'd even initiate some of our activities, most notably, 100 Club w/Diaper, in which we sat at our kitchen room table and did 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes while wearing Depend Undergarments so that we didn't have to stand up to pee during the hour-and-forty-five-minute marathon.
Yes, it was my idea."
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I wonder how Walsh will feel sandwiched between bladder control and incontinence in your tags.
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But it wasn't a hit with the ladies, if you catch my drift.
I remember squirrel's post and I remember losing my appetite.
Note that all astronauts wear diapers for missions. And then there is the whole piddle pack fighter pilots carry in the cockpit. But by far the worst is the honey bucket bomber crews utilize for long flights.
Joan and all, there is a bladder sling surgery, laprascopic and considered non-invasive, for the most part, 8 weeks or so of no heavy lifting, and WAH LAH!!! NO ADULT DIAPERS!!!!
And, yes, sneezing is a bit risky until you get the sneezing inhibitor method down pat! Will share this method by request only!!!
Cathy: I'll be contacting you soon, like really really soon.
Rich: You made a good funny.
Lonnie: And how would you know? I want proof.
Denis, I think I have a picture of you! I have a picture of a group of college guys in diapers at the famous Halloween party in Isla Vista, CA? Any chance?
To wit: "So, you think the war's too "single issue" even though that's what brought the thousands of young people out to the celebrity rallies (and had the Republican old farts changing their Depend adult diapers every fifteen minutes)".
The author? I blush to reply............... Not really a plug, because you've already been there and all, but I thought, you bein' so popular and all, that folks comin' here might wish to go there, as further evidence of your perspicacity. There, that's it.
That's my story.
Very funny piece. And here's a woof to LT: trust him to point out the most salient feature :-).
WOOF
Jimgalt: Do ya think?
Joan: Great, just my luck...shouldn't you be recuperating from your big birthday bash rather than wasting your time on my little diaper post? And LT...thanks for giving Joan some mental message so she would even notice the tag lines. Note to me: Be mindful about the order in which you write tag lines.
I'm happy to say that I haven't advanced to the next stage...the BBE phase...this is where the only solution may be the dirty diapers, so have some fun with it. The Japanese are boring and not practical--they only have white diapers. Those diapers definitely shouldn't be white. Especially if Denis is wearing them! And it sounds like BBE.
http://easyfiend.blogspot.com/2008/06/dont-scoff-depend-undergarments-until.html
When the time comes, I'll strut my stuff. I'll make them diapers look so sexy, ladies will be begging to change me and powder my bottom.
Dirty Diaper Burlesque Shows...intead of the men getting lap dances, they could be getting changed and powdered. BBE, don't get too excited. Really. I might get you to crack a smile.
I remember your post and I remember loving it. I know since I had a comment on there.
Everyone, check it out...great post from the Woofy Man...
http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=17210
But I did anyway. My favorite joke was when my son would try and imitate those Michael Jordan commercials and ask me, "So dad - boxers or briefs?", and I would just shrug and say, "Depends."
It took him a while before he caught the double meaning.
Good joke to your son...and good that he "gets" it.
I try to have that outlook whenever possible. :-D
And another wow... I was actually addressed by the Walsh.
Sally: Again, so good to see you and you are so right! Love the image of the anti-pee pills".
LT: Yeah, you did get noticed by the Great Walsh and unfortunately so was I! Just my luck...I finally get a comment from Joan and it's about my Pee Post! (Although she did make a nice comment on my birthday advice to her.)