IMPORTANT NEWS: This was sent to me by my alert and wonderful friend lorimarie, a new OS member.
DIAPER SHOW FOR ADULTS:
Yes, Joan Walsh and all you other men and women over 40 and beyond, especially women…especially women who have had children…especially women who have had multiple amounts of children…don’t despair.
DIAPERS ARE THE NEW VOGUE.
Japan recently showed off the latest and greatest in diapers for adults in a chic and hip fashion show. The designers figured out that there were an extremely large number of older adults who needed diapers and they decided to take full advantage.
A study told them that these adults just didn’t like wearing the diapers. Silly adults. Since fashion designers are also trendsetters, they took matters into their own hands. Yuck.
I think there’s a business opportunity here. Anyone want in? Are you good with colors, fabrics (preferably thick fabrics), design? I can be the public relations gal, and if need be, the model.
Not to go into any unnecessary details, but being “middle aged” (meaning at this point I’ll live well over 100), having had 4 children…let’s just say, I take a chance every time I sneeze.
P.S. Denis, are you in this?
OK, Denis is said no.
So, here's Denis's stuff:
From the mouth of Denis: " Eventually, I'd even initiate some of our activities, most notably, 100 Club w/Diaper, in which we sat at our kitchen room table and did 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes while wearing Depend Undergarments so that we didn't have to stand up to pee during the hour-and-forty-five-minute marathon.
Yes, it was my idea."