The American Idol Final Four
I was going to start off by eating some humble pie due to last week’s bizarre results show where Adam supposedly came in second to last. I was really ready to do that. But then I woke up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. Thoughts of conspiracy, ratings desperation and the Great American Idol Hoax came to mind.
I have CSI on the case. And that guy from To Catch A Predator, yeah, that Chris Hanson guy. I’m still not believing that Adam was in the bottom two. I mean really. You think I’m that gullible? While you’re at it, try telling me that Randy isn’t black and Paula is really a Paul. See what I mean? Not plausible. Not possible. None of it.
This could be a very small recap. The reason? Adam was the only one that showed up to compete tonight. Seriously, the others were no shows. Or injured with some kind of brain damage when the TOWER on the set EXPLODED during dress rehearsal (does anyone know the whereabouts of Matt or Anoop…wouldn’t put it past them).
Or you could put it this way. Kris, Allison and Danny showed up tonight and had performances ranging from OK to Just OK to inflicting permanent ear damage to the American Idol audience and those of us who keep our TV volumes up too high (thanks Danny). Adam showed up as the guest celebrity for the week.
It was Rock ‘n Roll week and I should have passed the torch to someone a little more knowledgeable. I am pathetic when it comes to Rock ‘n Roll…one of the big regrets of my life. Instead of going to hard rock concerts like any good repressed Catholic school girl did when she finally escaped to the freedoms of college, I added insult to injury and was going to bible studies instead.
Slash was the guest celebrity. Who is Slash? Did they pick “Slash” as a premonition to Danny’s last set of notes? I really think Slash is Howard Stern on tranquilizers with a guitar. I mean really, didn’t anyone else notice the eerie resemblance? Look, see for yourself.
I don’t know who Slash is or Guns ‘n Daisies or Lilies or Roses, whatever that band is. Thank God I was familiar with the Beatles, but they were around long before my teenage rebellion got traded in for a christian conversion. They say that youth is wasted on the young and they’re not kidding. Like Danny, I just wasn’t in my element tonight but I’ll do my best.
So, take my rock ‘n roll recap with the proverbial grain of salt with a pinch of pity on it. When it comes to rock ‘n roll, I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about.
First up:
ADAM! Adam sang A Whole Lot of Love and he is. Okay all you Adam doubters, you cynics, you critics…come on, just try to whine to me once again, like you’ve tried week after week, that that was a cheesy over the top screechy Broadway performance. Just try but I’m not that rock’n’ roll dumb that I 'm not 100% confident when I say that Adam rocked the house. This guy has such a great stage presence, such a strong sense of command. You could hear a loud collective combo uggggh/sigh from the other contestants behind the stage. They knew they were screwed before they even had the chance to perform.
The Judges: Simon, Kara, Paula and Randy (Randy's been on Facebook way too much)
Judges Table:
Randy: “No one will see you and ever think of Broadway. You and Slash could make a record. You’re a ROCK STAR!”
Kara (saccharin, that’s it…plasticky and sugary and slightly desperate): “You are NOT a ROCK STAR…YOU ARE A ROCK GOD!” Isn’t that a little blasphemous? Just a titch irreverent?
Paula said that Adam was “a whole lot of perfect”. Hello! Isn’t that what I’ve been saying for weeks? Perfect Adam this, perfect Adam that.
Simon: Simon said that the biggest problem with Adam’s song was that no one would be able to top it. Simon proved once again to be prophetic.
(Terrible picture of Adam, terrible)
And did anyone notice Adam’s EYES last night? Wish I could find a close up of those eyes…with the green underliner and his azure blue eyes accented perfectly with the dark black hair. Stunning really. I mean I’m not a fan of makeup on men, but for Whole Lot of Perfect Adam, it works.
(I swear there were big blue streaks in her hair)
ALLISON. Whoa! Now her hair is pinker, longer and has BLUE STREAKS. She revealed that she went to Adam’s hairdresser. Silly naïve girl. Doesn’t she realize that Adam’s hairdresser probably isn’t trying to make one of his rivals look good?! However, Allison’s performance was really good. She continues to blow me away for her age. But speaking of age, I don’t mean to be a broken record, but she just looks so old. I don’t know why, but it makes me kind of sad.
Judges Table:
Randy: “Yo, Allison, check it. Didn’t like the song choice.” Picky picky.
Kara: “Uh, your performance was ok but I didn’t see your personality in the performance. Not much originality.”. Duh Karla…Simon’s been telling her that for weeks. Just a bit too copycatish with the feedback.
Paula: “Fearless”. Paula, fearless? Did we say “fearless”? Don’t know about that one.
Simon: “ Staggering, terrific vocal, not much originality!” Ahem, see what I mean? Kara needs to quit being such a Simon wannabee.
(Danny and Kris...Kris starting to look really sad)
Duet time: Okay, am I the only one who hated this idea? Like really really hated it. I don’t care how good any of them were, well except for Adam and Allison who together were truly far out and in a league of their own. But back to the first duet…Kris and Danny. Is it me, or are those two starting to look like identical twins?
I can’t even bother with the duet…to me it seemed like a giant space killer. The producers are now guilty of unoriginality, as well as not being able to keep the show going in a timely fashion as it once again went over time and my DVR recording finished before the actual show.
Simon was brutal when he said that Danny was better than Kris.
(Kris, trying just a little too hard)
KRIS: Kris looked all dejected and sad. Where’s is Linus’s blanket when you need it? He didn’t wike what wittle Simon said when he said that Wanny was wetter than Wris.
Poor Wris…. I just wanted to wrap him in my arms and give him a big giant hug.
Kris sang Come Together. He didn’t. And after he didn’t, Kris admitted to wanting to pee in his pants when singing next to Stash (what kind I’m wondering). That kid needs some adult diapers and quick! We don’t need yet another accident on the stage!
Judges Table:
Randy: “Uh, you, uh, you sang dude. You sang”. Randy woosed out.
Kara: “Not a great performance.” If she leans over any farther with those pouty lips, Sheldon the Wonderhorse might get excited.
Paula: “I liked it”. (What a surprise.)
Simon: “ It was like eating ice for lunch. Leaves you with nothing to remember afterwards. Boring song.” My thoughts exactly!). Simon continues...”Let me remind you that I said that Adam’s performance was unbeatable and I’m right”.
Kris looked droopy and sad. If I didn’t love Simon so much, I’d say he should be charged with child abuse.
(Ugghhh! My poor wittle ears!)
DANNY: Dream On…I would have liked to have been dreaming but then some horrible murderous vile screaming entered the living room and I was startled awake. What was that? Did someone put on a rerun of Psycho? Once again Simon and I were right on track. Simon said listening to the last note was like watching a horror movie. I was nodding my head vehemently in agreement. I had images of that poor Janet Leigh Psycho lady being stabbed in the shower at the Motel 6.
Danny will be safe due to the Darling Danny factor. There’s jut something so appealing about him, even when he’s shrieking and looks terribly uncomfortable with the whole hot rocker routine. But those last set of notes. Painful, really painful.
I can't even do the Judge's Table on Danny. My ears were clogged. I didn't hear what they said, but I'm pretty sure they agreed with me.
The evening mercifully ended with the Allison/Adam duet that saved Allison’s hide.
(Allison thanking Adam for saving her sweet 17 year old tush)
Judge’s Table:
Randy: “That was the bong!” Randy still has 420 on the brain.
Kara: “ROCK GOD!” ROCK GODDESS!!” Sorry but the woman needs to stop pointing like that. She was scaring me. (Oh she was pleased with herself for that line. Got all flushed, spit it out and leaned back in her chair, all perked up with some kind of titillation…from what I don’t know…perhaps the sound of her own voice).
Paula: Gush. Gush. “A perfect marriage!” Geez, why can’t people accept that Adam is GAY! First of all, he lives in California where ironically homophobia runs rampant and the majority of Californians don’t think that Adam should be married ever. No perfect marriage in Adam’s near future. Unless he marries Allison. Where I come from, this wouldn’t be called “marriage”, it’d be called statutory rape.
Recap within the recap: It’s getting down to the wire. The excitement is building! Who is the country going to vote for? WHO WILL BE THE NEXT AMERICAN IDOL? WHO WILL STAY? WHO WILL GO?
The answer seems so obvious. A no brainer. Right?
Well, just remember. This is the same country that elected Bush for 2 terms. ANYTHING is possible when the decision is left at the hands of the American public. Let’s just hope that more blue states vote than red.
And before I go, I hate to say this Kris, but on tonight's result show, America will be saying, NIGHTY NIGHT.
********AMERICAN IDOL UPDATE: RESULTS SHOW********
I don’t know why any of you guys read this. Seriously. I’m never right. Week after week after week. So here I am once again reporting that my pick of Kris being the one to go home was wrong.
KRIS IS SAFE! His family was going nuts. Kris was stunned! The audience was stunned! The judges had big smiles on their faces. What the heck is going on?
So, it’s down to Adam, Danny and Allison. And the rest is history.
Allison is going home.
Honestly, this just doesn’t feel right. She was second to Adam, with a fantastic voice and range hard to be matched. Her farewell song, the one she sang last night, oh yeah, Cry Baby was truly spectacular. Allison will be missed. And next week, parents of tweens who are addicted to Kris, need to hide all their kid’s cell phones. Those kids are out of control.
See you next Tuesday for American Idol: TWO MEN AND A BABY
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But in the talent and performance area, well, it's ludicrous to have him there with those weenies.
Speaking of which, not that I'd notice or anything, but he seemed to have a particularly prominent, um, package or whatever the term is during the duet in those stripey pants...
Thanks for the update Mare ... and I agree about that Adam picture ... actually, he looked a little creepy all night long ... maybe it was that blue-green eye makeup??? lol~
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I see a hint of arrogance that pokes me in a bad way. Flaunt it if you got it, but not in a popularity contest. Maybe best to be humble.
Getting down to the wire. Great post, Mary!
Guns ‘n Daisies, hehehehehe!
Sounds like Adam is pulling away. But remember another great singer from a couple of years ago --Melinda Dolittle. She was the greatest singer they have ever had there, imo, and she was voted off third or fourth. The kiddies take over the voting. Anyway, thanks for the fun ride once again.
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And then there's the controversy with Danny Boy and his alleged secret alliance/contract with Lens Crafters glassware. I think he gets booted off.
Allison just kind of scares me. She's only 17? If she wins, will she be able to handle it all? What will it do to her???
Adam may win. But I don't think it was a "conspiracy" he was placed second from the bottom the week before last. He scares people, isn't mainstream, and appeals to a limited audience.
But, I'm loving your posts on the subject.
I'm not sure. But next show it's either Kris (60% sure) or Adam(39% sure). There's always that 1% fluke for Allison or Danny but...the suspense is killing me! Can't they just get it over with now?
Worst episode this season! Hard Rock not my deal at all!
Hated the over the top makeup hair and costumes on Adam and Allison, yet their duet saved the night.
Kris overshadowed by Danny in their duet left me as flat as Kris sounded. Disappointed for Kris. Not a fan of Danny's but he has moved ahead of Kris vocally.
For me, the duets were the only palatable vocals of the night. Nice touch and Adam and Allison did rock the show's close.
It couldn't come too soon for me.
Last night's AI was a veritable migraine taking hold. Painful.
And notice something about Adam--watch his facial expressions. Is he doing an Elvis, especially with the lip curls? Watch and see what you think.
But Adam is so much better than the others...it should be a walk-over for him.
Unfortunately...the voting public does not always get things right! The bionic booty got axed in a major upset on DWTS...so anything can still happen.
Good show. I'm enjoying it.
Great recap, Mary. You are bong!
Speaking for me and only me!!
Allison all the way.
Adam, I don't get it. I am not clicking. I know I am ornery, but....what is it about him ? I thought he was screaming. His voice does not have character, it works technically, but no character. I like my pop/rock singers to have a certain quirk. He does not have it. He is like the kid that gets 800's on the SATs but has not street smarts.
He seems to be a melange of consultants, sort of creating this persona. Nothing feels authentic about him. Of course it could be my extreme Emo distaste. But, he feels like he could be a dime a dozen in LA.
Now I will go and get some body armor to not get savaged.
And when I heard that it was duet night I was absolutely Certain that the finale would be Adam and Allison doing a Meatloaf song (like Paradise by the Dashboard Light or I'd Do Anything For Love). But No, they had to do Slow Ride (by Foghat) instead, which was good, just not great. Meatloaf would have been so much Better. I'll bet he wouldn't give them the clearance to do it. He's very protective of his music.
Um, as you can tell, on the way to Bible study on Wednesday nights and teaching the little kids the Bible on Sundays, I'd be rocking out in the car, screaming Queen, Aerosmith, Boston, Ted Nugent, etc., out the window....
If that's so true how come I don't love Simon and I do love you? Just sayin'.
I didn't really dig Adam's performance that much. Maybe 'cause I've never been a Zeppelin fan. I actually really liked Chris' "Come Together".
But the public is...umm...unreliable.
If Adam suffers a similar fate, here's the worst that will happen. America will have the possibility of a young Latina rock star, which you guys could really use with all the damage done to that community by Jennifer Lopez.
So, please, try and look on the bright side.
Worst moment of the night was the Danny screech, but it's the first time I really thought he peeked out from behind his "I'm going to win because I'm likable and aggrieved" screen. Giving him mad props for that, dawg.
Kris - so cute. But can't get past the flounder mouth. Creeps me out.
Allison - so cute. Want her to stick around and tell Simon to shove his "you have no personality" schtick up his arse. The fact that she isn't unwatchably annoying is all the personality I need from a 17-year old.
Slash is awesome. It's amazing he's still alive.
Adam is the best by far.
Alison is adequate, but even in the briefest interview she comes across as not that smart. Here I am being very kind.
Kris and Danny are each annoyingly too perfect in their own way.
If Adam isn't in the final, then I and many others will not be watching.
There are just these moments when I feel like I'm watching the girls put on a show. And while I love queer cabaret as much as the next middle age fag hag, I kind of wish he'd stick to Tears For Fears...maybe Jeff Buckley or something. But Zeppelin? There's no way you can truly enjoy that without wrapping it up in a blanket of irony, and I'd like to see him get real for one week.
In defense of Simon, which I don't do often. I don't remember him ever saying Allison had no personality. He said she lacked confidence. This was all Kara's imaginary issue to detract from the fact that she has no personality, which is why she has to keep using all kinds of stale industry terminology. If Allison could just accidently kick her in the bobble head with steel toed boots, I think that would really be nice Idol moment.
Also, about time we have a Latina get out there and rock our shoes off.
So, the battle lines are drawn: all the world loving Adam and a small group routing for Allison.
If we all agreed this would be so boring.
Myriad: Intriguing comments about Adam. For the sake of investigative journalism at its best, I'll have to go take another look at Adam in the stripey pants...geez, this job can be so hard!
irritatingmom: You and I were voting up a storm last night. Yeah, Kris seemed sad from the get go. So defeated when Simon said Danny was better. Seemed to kind of give up. I'm also thinking there's a chance Danny will be voted off tonight. I doubt it, but I think anything is possible.
Kind of Blue: I admire your resilience in reading my long drawn out sleep-deprived posts about a show you hate! As for Paula, I agree. Before she made her confession about her addiction to Percocet and other painkillers for 12 years, and her stint in rehab, I will never joke again about how I suspected her sometimes crazy behavior was a combo of percocet and wine (a very pleasant combination I might add if you insist on getting addicted to something). Although I will point out that I called that one years ago (goody goody for me).
Michael: Well thanks for sharing that little tidbit about your fondess for Paula's breasts. Enlightening. I don't see the arrogance in Adam. I'm trying to, but I don't see it. He always seems genuinely surprised with the standing ovations and accolades and seems to handle them with grace. Thanks for hanging in there with these recaps, especially since mom is gone!
Harp: I agree with you 100%. I am being too hard on them mainly cuz it's kind of fun and this is the only outlet I really let myself be catty so I err on the side of taking little harmless swipes meant only to entertain in the most superficial of ways. They are all incredibly talented and with this group, I think we'll be hearing from all 4 of them for many years to come. Thanks for your comment!
singpretty: The more I think about it, the more I think it is a possibility that Danny will go tonight because of that screech that is still ringing in my ears. You're right too about the winners. Taylor Hicks? Jordan what's her name? The others I can't even remember their names...except David Cook. I loved David Cook...still do (his brother passed away this week..that sucks). Thanks for your comment!
Lea: Hey, thanks for the book rec...I'm always looking for a new one. I actually read somewhere last night where the audience is getting OLDER for American Idol so I'm not so sure it's up to the tweens anymore. It'll be interesting to see if there is a surprise tonight. Thanks so much for reading even though you missed the show.
aim: I love you! Will you be my agent?
Zumi: Sounds like you might be happy either way. I'd love to see an Adam/Allison final. I didn't think it would happen, always thought it would be Adam/Danny but after those horrible noises coming out of Danny's mouth last night, not so sure. It will not be right if Allison gets voted off tonight. Thanks for your comment.
From the Midwest: Hmmm, isn't Kris from the Midwest? He certainly has a large fan base so we'll find out tonight. So you're in denial about Kris and I'm in denial about Adam being in second place last week. Sometimes I like denial. It feels good :)
Aunt Shell: This is what's so great about the show...all the different ways people perceive each singer, each for their own valid reasons. Sounds like the judges thought Allison should have sang a different song. What do I know? I liked it. I can see your point about Adam, but then I think of performers like KISS and Steven Tyler. I don't care for the rock style myself...I loved Mad World...that's how I like it, but what do I know? Thanks for taking the time!
Buffy: I agree...Adam and Allison really stood out. I do think Allison got lucky by being able to do a duet with Adam.
Devin: Patience and a positive attitude are needed in great measure right now. I understand about the ratings. Business is business. But I'm naive enough to think that the voters decide. But then when I think of that and how much bias and homophobia there is towards gay people, I ask myself, "Is American ready for a gay American Idol?" Why not. We're on a roll starting with a black President. Thanks for your comment.
Just Cathy: Hmmm...are you still suffering from some god awful virus that may be making you a little feverish and headachey? Listen to your little much younger sister for once. Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.
Walter: I hope you're right about Adam and Allison...I still think she'll be voted off before the final 2. The lip curl thing...I did notice that last night and have definitely noticed the Elvis look a like thing. I try to ignore that because I was never a fan of Elvis.
jimgalt: Oh that's good. Love it. "Schlock and rock". And that's just Kara.
Ariana: I also loved their vocals and thank you for loving the recap. Since I spend an unbalanced and unhealthy amount of time writing them, that feedback always helps.
Walter: At last? I don't know. Seems a little too "old" for me and Allison doesn't need any more aging going on. But maybe she could Janis Joplin it up.
Frank: Can you please talk some sense into your sister? I love her and we have so much in common, but this causing tension in the friendship. I don't watch DWTS but my alert sister Cathy told me about the upset last week. Anything can happen, especially if AI is rigging the results...thanks for coming by. I always look forward to your comments.
Cfranc: Thank you! Can you be my agent?
Stellaa: Thank God you clarified that you were only speaking for YOU. All hell could have broken lose. Hey, no savagery here. This is a personal taste thing. You say "potauto" and I say "potato". I've always worshipped the ground Barbra Streisand walks on but so many people hate her. And I can see why Adam bugs you. Honestly, I don't care for his appearance, but when I close my eyes and listen to his voice, that's what hooks me. You could be right about him being a dime a dozen in LA. If he's so good, why hasn't he been snatched up? He's been in LA trying to make it for years. I still love him and I appreciate you disagreeing.
Lisa Solod Warren: Are you talking to Kris? Cuz he's kind of the only cute one on the show. Glad you're feeling better (I'm hoping you're feeling better).
Sheldon: I thought you might be interested. You and Kara...I can see it, really I can. You'll have to deal the wife of course.
Connie: See this is why YOU should have done this recap, not me. I have no idea what you are talking about...Meatloaf (I've heard of him but no idea of the music), Paradise, Queen, Boston...I'm taking all your word for it. Bible studies, children and singing rock songs out the window...not such a bad combination. Thanks for your great comment.
Cap'n: Your impeccable taste highlights that yes, there are times when Simon and I are on the same track...many times as a matter off act. But, you know, what can I say. What you said makes perfect sense!
Devin: Yes, the public is unreliable for a number of reason. Might be interesting to do a study on how many people that vote for their particular favorite on American Idol also voted for George Bush twice. That could be very telling.
Juliet: Okay, since you're being so gracious, I'll try. I had vowed to myself if Adam gets voted off tonight or next week, I'm done. No more recaps, no more American Idol...maybe EVER. But it is good to look at the bright side of things, so you're right it wouldn't be horrible if Allison ended up in the finale, but it would be right. I might have to go picket Fox which is something I've wanted to do for a long time anyway! (Where did your post go?)
mamoore: Your children are corrupting you! I think Kris may be going home, but after last week, I'm not so sure anymore. Thanks for coming back every week. I love your comments.
Fabflamingo: What is it going to take to get you to see the light? Well, in the meantime, maybe Danny will go tonight and you can see your Kris go for yet another week. You make a point about the genre of music. There' sno way Kris and Danny could do rock and really pull it off. It's just not in them, and that's the biggest part of this show that is so unfair. They are forced to perform in ways that aren't true to them. Thank you!
Lonnie: Do ya think? Duh!
knightwriter: Hmmm...sure you don't want to do the recap next week? I love the way you write! Simon actually said in an interview this week that he wishes more contestants spoke back to him. Allison did and he commended her for it. Glad you also appreciated Adam's intense eyes...I was mesmerized by them. Thanks for another great AI comment.
neilpaul: In order that they were listed: I agree, don't know him,
agree, agree, agree, and agree (except I'm morally obligated to watch the finale due to my obligation to my rabid AI fans).
Juliet: Knightwriter does have a great way with words doesn't he? But I'm pretty sure he's an Adam fan. Adam's Mad World was my absolute favorite...I'd love him to sing another song like that. Now I'm curious about Simon never saying anything about her personality. I'm not sure he ever said the actual word "personality" but I seem to recall him saying several times that he didn't know who she was. So different words, same concept. She is just 17...I can't imagine the pressure. She handles it extremely well. Thanks for coming back...
Denise: Thank you!
Juliet: You were being attacked???? Well that just makes me mad. And I do thank you. It was very fun last night as I was having kind of a blank on how to write this post, to be diverted by your peace pipe post and video on, what was his name, Mamoose? I liked him, he was good.
It's just that if I said those things they would sound negative. Probaby because I don't like his hard rock performances...I enjoy the irony. But I think he's got talent that is being sapped by trying to be something that he's not: Mick Jagger, Steppenwolf, Johnny Cash, Robert Plant. It just feels more like a theatre performance than a musical performance. Which is fine if you're a big theatre fan. I'm more of a music fan.
It's Mookie Morris, Canadian Idol runner up last year, doing a better job than Kris singing Come Together. Here's the video if anyone wants to see it. And please don't pester me Beatles fans, (especially since the Beatles ripped a good third of that song off of Chuck Berry's You Can't Catch Me!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDXgrEpLGm0
As for the finish: Danny wins, Adam is second, Kris a distant third, and Allison out tonight.
I agree--Danny's solo song was an absolute train wreck last night. I like the sound of his voice, but it really is just not suited for that song. His last note (the scream) was horrendous. I really like Kris, don't get me wrong. He's talented and darling. I love, love, love when he changes up songs like "She Works Hard for the Money." Now that was cool. But, last night he just seemed defeated to start out with. The solo wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything special. I would like to see him stay, but I'm thinking that Alison is the only girl (so anyone who wants to vote for a girl will have to vote for her), plus Adam sang the duet with her and really helped her out there. Danny was worse than Kris on the solo last night, but according to Simon, better than Kris on the duet. More importantly, he has that dead wife. Sympathy gets you very far on that show it seems. Poor Kris, his wife is alive and well. LOL
Mal Beck: You've got a great mind don't you? Never would have put the two together, Russell and Presley, but you've got a valid point there. I hope you're wrong about your predictions, but I've been wrong the last couple of weeks, so no one should listen to me. I think Adam deserves to win this thing hands down. But the American public ultimately makes that decision and that's kind of the scary thing. Thanks so much for commenting. I loved the visual.
Mr. Mustard: I love that you borrowed from Randy and I'm hoping your right. Thanks for coming by.
mamoore: I hope those kids don't have cell phones and don't vote! Reason why the voting age is 18...maybe American Idol should change their rules :) Hey, you're not cheating on Adam...just being human.
Susan, here's my comment that I also put on your post:
Susan, hey we're cross commenting...very fun! I do at the heart of it think that Allison is more talented than Kris. I was having a conversation with someone who really knows music...I don't "know" music, just more like I know what I like, don't like. They were saying that Kris's range was pretty shallow (whatever that means) and that Allison had a very deep range (whatever that means). So, I think Allison should stay. I think Danny should stay. He has a great voice but really blew it with his insistence on those high notes at the end that sounded that someone was being stabbed. That Slash guy tried to warn him. He didn't listen. But just watch, after all this speculating, Adam will be voted off tonight and I will be besides myself :) Thanks for coming over to my post. Given all the real troubles of the world, it's fun to be in the light zone.
Kathryn: Thank you! I'm thinking Adam will win and Danny will come in second (although this small voice is saying that he might possible go tonight, but then I think not). Geez. Thanks so much for your comment.
lorimarie: You make a great point. American Idol has an older population watching now, but there are still plenty of tweens who have the time and focus to be texting their vote over and over and over and over again. I voted twice and then I was done. Thanks for the comment.
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We love reading your AI updates because they are so well writtren, so funny, sarcastic when necessary, great passion and perspective for the contestants and judges, with awesome photos...You make the aftermath of this show better and entertain us with your special brand of humor and appreciation for those who perform well and are judged appropriately.
Many here do not even watch this show but come by loyally each week to read your post and comment positively. That says something!
I missed the show tonight and am relieved I didn't see Allison voted of the island. That is depressing enough, as she had talent oozing out of her pores and deserved to stay to the bitter end.
I am left scratching my head over this. Just don't get it. Though I am also immersed in tonight's episode of Lost, which consumes me.
Looking forward to seeing next week's recap and hope it portrays all you want it to be. (Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam...!!!)
Sorry Allison is gone. I think she is one hell of a talent. But they are all gonna be gone soon...except for Adam.
I really did not like this crew at the beginning...but have grown more fond of 'em. Allison seemed to be an especially good person...and like I said, very talented.
Elimination makes the watching even more interesting.
She is a rising superstar, but I'm afraid with her gone the finale is going to be just so-so. She really added a great deal to the show. I love her.
Staying tuned 'til next week!
Now I will not watch or comment. I wanted Alison. I don't care. I am gonna pout.
Leave me alone you Adam groupies.
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Case in point: he absolutely SMOKED "Whole Lotta Love", and, believe me, that's a hard song to fake. While hearing him truly give that song the respect it's due, I thought Adam Lambert's career can go in either two directions: he can be the Rock God, like Robert Plant, and remain true to his vocal abilities, or he can betray his talent like Rod Stewart, and become a soulless, bland poser.
For his sake, I hope he chooses the former, but something tells me stronger he'll be forced to choose the latter.
Second, as more than a few commenters have suggested, the voting is more than being about talent. Alison didn't have a shot because she is of teeny-bopper age, but enough teens and tweens who would vote for her were likely turned off by her more adult persona, as well as by the fact she doesn't look like the typical teen. She's darker, more nuanced, and bluesy. The typical teen girl (and I mean no malice toward any of them) takes one look at Alison and goes, "eww!" Given that Alison didn't look like one of the "in" crowd, their votes went toward Kris 'cause he's a bit teenish looking, toward Adam because he's an entertainer who crosses various demographics for numerous reasons, and Danny because of the widower factor (which I'm sure especially plays strongly in more conservative areas of the country). Simple math.
Third, thanks maryt for thinking I have a great brain. . .wait, you're kidding, aren't you?
Finally, Cartouche, the judges wouldn't have had a save last night as that option was good only up to the last 5 finalists if I remember correctly.
Frank: Kris did look shocked didn't he? Really shocked...and your comment about potential shitting in his pants was perfect given he had said he almost peed in his pants the day before. He'll be wearing Depends in no time! Allison was more talented than Danny and Kris, but it's the nature of American Idol. So glad you're a fan of the show and contributing here.
Michael: Her swan song made me cry. Unbelievably fantastic. I think she has a huge career ahead of her. The finale will not be so-so. We will make the finale fun. There's always fun to be had. No so-so here, no sirreebob.
cartouche: I used to think Adam was a shoe in. But not anymore. The American public is fickle and it's anyone's win at this point. The talent doesn't even seem to matter anymore.
Fab: You are so funny and I love your passion for Kris. Plus it makes all this more fun anyway. Hey, I like Kris...but I may have to call my recap for this coming week: 2 Men and A Baby. Yup, that's what I'm calling it...sneak preview for title...it's perfect. Cutey cutey Kris.
Now Stellaa: Let's reason our way through this. No temper tantrums. I understand why you're upset. So this is my suggestion. You don't have to watch the show of course. But you really should come and comment to keep things balanced. You can comment about how shitty AI is, sexist, racist, dumb, whatever. Your crusty comments add spice to this post. Reconsider after you're done pouting.
Gus: You are a wise man with fine taste.
Mal: You are 100% correct that you made that prediction. I think we were all thinking Danny or Kris. So, when you chime in next week, I'll look forward to hearing who you think is going to go. You're also right about the save thing. And no, I wasn't kidding about your brain, especially given another great comment.
Walter: Allison is on her way to bigger and better things. Chris Daughtery is proof of that.
Juliet: Yes, agreed. And you are so right about that look on Simon's face after Allison was absolutely spectacular with her song last night. I mean did you have chills or what? Simon just saw a lot of cash go down the drain. However, he started it...
She gets the stage persona thing down, gets some Real voice coaching, including how to protect her voice, and she'll be with us for a long, long time - way after Adam's found dead in an alley; and Danny's back teaching music to high schoolers.
I'm just sayin.
Oh, and I think Kris is adorable. He's the only one I voted for night before last - tried to vote for him (to protect him) and Adam, and only one call of many tried went through. I do think Kris is better than Danny, but that matters not.
And two things:
1) Isn’t worldssmartestman your son?
2) Doesn’t that mean you already know he’s referring to (your buddy) Howard Stern’s show?