
Designer: Eliana Lorena
Burka Barbie?
I have to admit that when I first read the news story that Barbie had been been given yet another makeover for her 50th birthday, I had a knee jerk reaction. I felt angry and annoyed. Burka Barbie? Seriously? Isn’t that like a major oxymoron, a conundrum?
Doesn’t Barbie represent all that is hedonistic and materialistic about the Western culture?
I played with Barbie dolls as a little girl. I had a couple of Barbies, the clothes, the Ken doll, the pink house with the pink car. Even at my open-minded age, I approached Barbie with skepticism and slight distain. Even then, I was pretty sure I wasn’t going to end up looking like Barbie and I resented that this popular doll seemed to be the template for what I should ultimately look like.
I didn’t want my daughters playing with Barbie. I found her plastic perfect body a poor example to give my young girls, but they wanted to have Barbie dolls, insisted on Barbie dolls. Knowing that if I resisted this, it would make them even more appealing, I let them have them.
The funny thing is, my daughters ended up looking like Barbie dolls! WTH? Is this because I let them play with Barbie Dolls?
Will Muslim women buy this Burka Barbie for their daughters?
Will Burka Barbie increase the mounting suspicions towards the Islamic faith or will it help to educate and alleviate widespread fear and ignorance?
As for my own knee jerk response, I admit it. When I see a woman walking down the street with a burka on, I get the heebie-jeebies. I don’t get it. To me, it screams repression, male domination and submission. I always see these women walking behind the men, the men who are dressed in street clothes.
I don’t limit this knee jerk response to women in burkas. Last year, I was at LAX waiting for a flight back to Denver. There were a group of young nuns in the waiting area. I couldn’t stop staring at them. I wanted to run up to them, get right in their face and tell them to run as fast as they could from this life of repression and self-sacrifice. I wanted to tell them to rip off those silly black garments with the equally ridiculously white starched hats that made them look like Sally Fields in “The Flying Nun”. I felt claustrophobic just looking at them.
I feel the same way when I see Buddhist women with their heads shaved wearing a robe. It makes me a little crazy.
Is this my own trigger or a reasonable response?
The fact that I spent many years in a repressive belief system surely has something to do with my reaction. I detest any belief system that dictates and restricts one’s personal choices.
In June of this year, the president of France, Nicolas Sarkozy declared that burkas are "not welcome" in France, commenting that, "In our country, we cannot accept that women be prisoners behind a screen, cut off from all social life, deprived of all identity". While he came short of legally banning the burkas, his statement stirred up outrage and created a hornet’s nest.
There are many historical and logical reasons for why burkas came into existence. It protected women from the sandstorms of the deserts. It protected them from being targets for abduction and rape.
Some would argue that even in these modern times, the burka is a necessity for women. Soraya Parlika, director of the Afghanistan Women's Union, believes the burka provides a sense of security in dangerous times. "Kidnapping of women and children is on the rise, crime is increasing, and women feel safe in a burka," said the outspoken advocate for women's rights.
I can understand that given the terrible instability in Afghanistan.
However, even in the West, many Muslim women report that they are forced by societal pressure and threats of violence to wear these burkas.
Does Burka Barbie normalize this kind of repression and threat of violence? Will Burka Barbie only serve to indoctrinate in even deeper ways the young girls who will surely enjoy playing with them?
Or can Burka Barbie educate so many of us who just don’t understand why women would want to wear them? Surely there must be many strong independent women who gladly wear them for their own reasons.
Here in hippy dippy predominately white Boulder, it is rare for me to see a woman in a burka. Several months ago, I was on Pearl Street Mall and a group of men in street clothes and women in burkas were taking a stroll with their children. I wanted in the worst way to approach the women and gently and respectfully ask them, “Why? Help me understand.” But I couldn’t make any eye contact with the women. Their heads were down as they were walking behind their husbands, and I was left with the perpetual unanswered questions.
I admit to ignorance. But I know this fact. Islam is the fastest growing religion on the planet. I don’t think these burkas are going away anytime soon.
Sometimes in life, truth is stranger than fiction. And maybe, just maybe, Barbie at 50 will lead the way to educate those of us who just don’t get it to help us alleviate our fears, judgments and knee jerk reactions and lead us to greater understanding and human connection.
Who would have thunk?


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You bring up so many great issues here!
My guess is this is just marketing strategy for sales in the Western countries ("do you have Burka Barbie?" " No, I´ve got Doctor Barbie and Vet Barbie, daddy I want a burka barbie!"), and it might be taken as an affront by those men and why not, women- who live in that culture and tradition.
interesting, provocative essay, maryt. -r-
Because the question is not "will the west accept Muslim tradition?" nor "Is the burka inherently sexist and antithetical to western views of human rights?" nor "Should Muslims be forced to conform?". It is all three at once.
What peaks my curiosity is how a Board of Directors could sit down at the conference table and decide this would make a great campaign for selling Barbie dolls. I mean they are profit oriented, business. Not philosophers and peace makes. Can you imagine the presentation from some guy or gal trying to promote this idea? I simply can't.
I can see wearing burkas for keeping desert sand out of your hair, face, eyes. But the body heat in the rest of it? Also, if it is worn to protect from rape, how can that work when women stand out in Burkas. A guy sees a Burka and bam. There's a rape victim underneath.
This is an American perspective trying to compete with age old customs. And, yes, who woulda thunk. RRRated.
A brave and relavant post, Mary.
(Kidding)
I came from a country there were burkas walking around sometimes. I cannot stand them. My family has never been extreme religious. I was lucky at least at that part
I guess they want to sell Barbies to extremely Muslim countries.
Some people would do anything for more money.
They made hooker barbie. Why not putting in a burka now?
So stupid!...
R
As for why this bothers you so much...I think your experience in a repressive religion is a good bet. I often have the same types of reactions, esp to religious things, for that reason. (Although I have to say that having been raised Catholic, seeing nuns in old style habits actually seems quaint to me. I rarely see that anymore.)
the way the French are trying to fight this is interesting. They have of course many Muslim immigrants and now many Muslims born there. They previously banned just head scarves on girls in public schools, arguing it's a secular institution with clothing rules. They generally argue for maintaining a secularized society. I think they have a point, but I also think they're going to have a hard time winning this one. The only thing that seems to work is just let the generations play out and the kids and grandkids become increasingly assimilated into their new country's culture.
Anyhoo, when I first saw this on the news, I rolled my eyes and figured it was just more "pandering" and marketing bs. If a woman wants to wear it, awesome, her choice. But it should go both ways, she should also have the choice to not wear it.
And as several others have said, most girls who get this doll won't give a fig about the burka. I guess I have a hard time getting my head around WHY this was even put on the market in the first place. Oh and a new "Sugar Daddy" version of Ken was realeased as well. Don't even get me started on that! LOL
Rated.
With respect to Gwool, Barbie doesn't even come close to having a muffin top, although, it would be a very interesting thing for Mattel to consider..."Muffin Top Barbie"
Also, I like trailer trash Barbie and infinitely prefer her to holier than thou Nun Barbie, or Burka Barbie, or whatever the hell her creepy new uniform is.
But I digress ...
I played with Barbie as a girl and loved it. I especially loved dressing her up and doing her hair. Did it do me damage?
Absolutely NOT. I probably have a better body image (being shorter and of normal body size) than many of my friends. So looking at the unattainable barbie body had no effect on me. Maybe the full burka won't either.....time will tell.
I didn't have daughters, just sons. Other mothers would not let their sons play with guns for fear that they would grow up to be violent criminals. My sons played with their play guns, He-Man swords and potentially violent what not.....and big news flash...they have no desire today to hunt, own or handle a gun.....so I think we go overboard as to what type of effect the kids toys may have.
In practical terms, it is very difficult to communicate with someone wearing a burka with an opening barely large enough to accommodate eyeglasses.
The eyes may be the windows of the soul but we read more than we realize from facial expressions, head movements, and a voice unimpeded by a layer of fabric.
I love nuns. I want a nun Barbie.
Also, everyone who says that "all women should wear bikinis" needs to visit a WalMart first, just to be sure.
I DO NOT want to see Barbie in a Burka! Barbie would never do that. Seriously, I find it very disturbing.
What I do want to see is a Melt Down Barbie. A Barbie who is still in her pajamas at 3 in the afternoon, having a flip out, hair askew, wondering what her life has been all about.
Great post....xox
Exactly how serious can a religious symbol be when attached to a naked plastic fantasy woman?
The west is like a roach motel..... they check in but never check out.
Even dolls that depict children or babies are not "realistic" -- they can be sexless, they can have huge eyes that would be freaky in real life. They are most always white! Dolls typically have large heads and hands, but smallish bodies and feet, because that's how human beings perceive themselves -- but not how we look in reality! (In real life, someone with giant eyes would be frightening and freakish, not "cute".)
In that context, Barbie (and other fashion dolls) only look like what we ALREADY PERCEIVE as an attractive young adult woman. Numerous attempts have been made over the years to produce dolls that were plain, or who had wide hips and small breasts -- like the 70s "Happy to be me" doll -- and they did not sell to either adult parent buyers or children. Our cultural ideas of beauty are VERY deeply ingrained, and won't change easily, and it's not fair to expect a toy manufacturer to lead the pack in some social engineering fashion (while losing sales).
I think it is a far better idea to let children choose the toys they are interested in -- WHATEVER THAT IS -- limited of course by the parent's ability to pay. Trust your children. You might be very surprised at the creative play they can engage in with dolls -- boys too! -- and that it is rarely the rote, trite, predictive play we adults imagine.
One team has very traditional cultural practices and isn't very happy with technology.
The other team has television, rock n roll, and capitalism on its side. Plus lots of other stuff, just in case. Drugs, sex and rock n roll if need be.
I'm not betting on tradition.
I must say, though, the photo of the Barbie with her face uncovered is simply beautiful. I'm all for my shades of brown dolls.
:)
As for Barbie. Who knows, maybe that Burka barbie that someone gets for x-mas will be a dress rehearsal for more freedom. It's weird, but I would rather back off the burka than rip it off.
Thank you for this post. I find the idea of Burka Barbie unsettling. I realize that those practicing the Islamic faith might feel otherwise. But it’s a seeming contradiction in terms. Sort of like Amish Barbie. Or Mennonite Barbie.
I also share your feelings about the oppressiveness.
I think that folks who have been freed from an oppressive religious experience find outward expressions of morality of any kind to be disturbing in ways that those who defend freedom of religious practice don’t understand.
It’s not a question of wanting to limit anyone’s freedom to practice their faith by their manner of dress. It’s a matter of feeling deep grief and sorrow seeing human beings convinced that God is more pleased with them dressed a certain way and, perhaps even worse, displeased if they are not so garbed.
I feel this way whether seeing friends who are Mennonite or women dressed in burkas. I want so badly to say, “Listen. If there is a God he can’t possibly be so stupid or superficial to think that outward dress actually changes anything that really matters.”
Rated and appreciated.
But seriously, I have a real problem with people going down the street visually anonymous. We carry photo ID because sometimes it is necessary to visually show that we are who we say we are. We have security cameras in place so that we can visually identify someone who has committed a crime.
In this country, a person can almost wear whatever he or she wants to wear, but there are limits placed on what society will allow. We do not allow a woman to walk down the street topless. If she wants to be topless in her own home, or anyplace outside of the public eye, that is fine. Is it reasonable to say that at a minimum one must wear clothing that does not entirely hide the face, unless there is a medical reason to do so? I don't want a man to walk into my place of business with a cover over his face. I don't want a woman, or someone dressed like a woman, doing it either.
If one wants to wear that full facial covering at home or in their place of worship, then fine. But when in the general public, at least show your face. And cover your breasts.
Karin: Thanks for being as confused as I am. I've been thinking of this for the past several days. At first I was indignant...I did a lot of research on the internet which really softened my position and I was wondering what other people thought. I would love to hear from some Muslim women.
patricia: Thanks for your comment. You and I may have a slight disagreement about the nuns. When being raised Catholic, one gets brainwashed at a very early age, and I can't help but wonder how many of those nuns are unconscious about their own paths. I can judge them, but I do wonder.
Nikki: There's more to that comment than meets the eye.
femme forte: It is a provocative post in the sense that there are so many layers to it. I want to understand, but perhaps the answers will range from complete and total domination to the ease and comfort of not knowing what to wear every morning!
O'Really: You're right! That would be a marketing disaster.
Irritated: All I can say is that I wish I had been your playmate then!
Marcela: Your point is well taken, and I'll say again, I would love to hear what Muslim women think of this.
Lea: True true, but really, it's so much more fun to wear something with a plunging neckline than some dark heavy garment. But that's "superficial" me talking.
Brian: Yes, all three at once and my guess is there are probably a hundred more.
Joan: I read one article that said that women in burkas get raped just as much as women that don't. I continue to be confused.
Just Cathy: Thank you...Mattel has apparently been enjoying record sales on their products. Their marketing team has discovered something with this I'm sure.
jimmy: I don't know...it's a question I'd love to get some kind of answers. Thank you for reading!
susan: You're the second person to wonder what the footwear is...and now I'm wondering about that too. What are the accessories that will come with this Barbie?
Pete/Prof: Loved your comment and now have a big smile on my face.
Z bitch: Any comment you make on my posts always makes me laugh. And you never mince words, one of my favorite things about you.
cfranc: Wow, I like your take on this....in some ways, really what is the difference anyway? You go girl...
skeletnum: Yes, I've heard there is some fabulous fashion going on underneath some of those burkas. And you're right...there are plenty of invisible women out there and that's a whole another subject. Thanks for reading and commenting.
john: I can always count on you to bring a different and fresh perspective. I love the Electric Chair Barbie. You're poor children!
Geoff: Another refreshing perspective that makes a great point and a clever and funny image for sure. Thank you.
neilpaul: I'm running a little dense today and re-read your comment several times. I think you are 100% right.
Silkstone: I think your theory of eventual assimilation makes a good point, but because I'm not Islamic, I don't know how deep this truly runs. France will be a very interesting country to watch. Thanks so much for your comment.
Owl: I hope you come back...I always love your reflections.
LadyMiko: A new Ken "sugar daddy"???? WTH? Now that makes me mad!
ghostwriter: Mattel should take note of these comments...there are some great ideas here.
Buffy: Where's the drum roll when you need it. A solid ka boom! Thank you!
Geoff: Just to reiterate. I resisted letting my daughters play with them, but relented. I was wise enough to know that anything forbidden becomes a child's fascination.
lorimarie: Great comment with lots of potential conversations that could come out of it. Thank you!
Dear reader...loved this: "The eyes may be the windows of the soul but we read more than we realize from facial expressions, head movements, and a voice unimpeded by a layer of fabric." And now I'm curious about the popularity of the burka among younger Muslim women.
Raving Bits: This is also my hope...that burka Barbie will ultimately educate many of us on a subject most Western women just don't understand (unless they're Muslim western women).
Robin: I want your version of Barbie! I'd play with it myself!
Nick: Provocative comment that's worth reflecting on. Thank you
Laurel: As I stated earlier, I stated clearly about my misgivings about letting my daughters play with the Barbies but ultimately let them play with them. Perhaps your comment will be helpful to someone who won't. They are fair questions and I thank you for taking the time to read and comment.
Robin: I don't know whether to be happy or depressed!
Nick: Your comment supports the research that says that children of divorce will always pick the more lenient parent to stay with, when given the choice.
Gwendolyn: You and I are on the exact same page.
Leeandra: Yes, and good for them!
OE: I'll wait patiently for her opinion....not.
I'll be back...work beckons....
Dear God.... you should not have gotten me started!!
I know I am warped, but I think I will pick the idea anyway. Just kidding.
http://abcnews.go.com/Business/barbies-sugar-daddy-ken-doll-raises-eyebrows/story?id=8952641
Mattel claim the name is based on the names of Ken's dog "sugar" (I'm calling BS)
I may have missed something in the post, but the Mattel website yields nothing regarding Burkha Barbie (even trying alternate spellings).
It appears that this is not a mass-production thing (although given the stir, I wouldn't be surprised if an enterprising craftsperson started selling them on eBay).
However, the editorial goes on to say: "We are surprised that Save the Children is so excited about Burkha Barbie. By rights, it should condemn the doll. By its own accounts, Save the Children seeks to create 'a world in which every child is ensured the right to survival, protection, development and participation.'"
In any case, it's thought provoking . . . and the discussion is worthwhile. Not much shakes me up about clothing or non-clothing . . . I worry more for the people behind/beneath it.
It made me wonder: do these women consider their burkas in the same way we do our winter coats and hats and scarves, as simply a bulky but necessary protection when out in the world? I know nothing about their lives but they weren't acting any different than any bunch of women having a good time shopping with friends.
As to the Barbies, my mom didn't approve of her shape either. I didn't have one growing up but I did have, mysteriously, a Ken's friend Alan doll.
As for barbie, I agree with Cathy.
Yes, it it an oxymoron, if I ever heard one.
Great post, Mary, enjoyed it much.
Rated.
How do burkas protect women from kidnapping? That logic is reminiscent of babies who think that when they cover their own eyes, their own bodies can't be seen.
I've thought a lot about this complicated issue of burkas and repression and have mostly come down on the side of freedom to choose. But it's a toughie, I'll admit. My fifth grade class last year made some comments once about how "weird" those women are, and my oppositional nature reared (even though I, like you, am uncomfortable with the implications of women in burkas); I wondered aloud whether they (my fifth graders) themselves ever really thought about their own clothing choices. We looked around and talked about the frankly silly girls' sweaters that go only halfway down--they don't even cover the abdomen--surely they're not actually meant to keep them warm! We talked about the boys who wear woolen caps in mid summer and the ridiculously impractical high heeled shoes some of them had on. You can't possibly make an argument for those based on anything but looks, can you? I argued. They are a fashion statement, period. They have some kind of symbolic, cultural meaning to all of us--and the same is true for the burkha. I really don't pretend to understand it, but neither do I understand the women who pay hundreds of dollars for a tan and brown plaid Burberry purse that looks like every other one.
To take an utterly neutral example, that is, to take a class I'm a member of, consider if it were a nerd doll. Making a doll that adequately depicts a nerd depends on whether you are selling to nerds or not. The non-nerd impression of nerds is one of a toy to be laughed at, and they would not see nerds as nerds see themselves. The TV show Big Bang Theory finally manages to depict nerds in a non-pejorative light, but it is tremendously complicated to do and can't be done casually by someone who isn't of the group. I suspect the same is true of Burka Barbie. If it's designed by someone of the culture for that culture, the answers will be obvious to that person in a way that it is not to us, or at least to me.
If the goal is political (western politics, I mean), then anything that tastefully raises consciousness or allows people to ask questions seems like a step forward. To a lot of people the issue is one of the invisibility of women, so the mere fact of blogs like this shows that it makes them less invisible. If the goal, by contrast, is to reinforce their own values, it might be very different. I doubt it would be in keeping with their religion to allow the toy to have a removable costume, for example.
In fact, my first thought was along the lines of the latter interpretation, where it's not removable, and it was that it must be a lot cheaper to make one of these since you don't have to form all that plastic to go underneath. That's probably the outside perception in other cultures (like ours)—that this mode of deress is specifically designed to trivialize anything or anyone inside. My next thought was that it might be cool (in a world where the burka comes off) if underneath the burka was someone dressed as a doctor, a lawyer, a teacher, an engineer, etc. so that people who got and played with these things came to understand what was occluded by the shell and why some of us would want to see beneath for reasons that go beyond why the average GI Joe (the toy, I mean, no disrespect to soldiers intended) might want to see beneath.
As to Barbie in general, I steered my daughter toward Groovy Girls and other more culturally diverse, and body neutral dolls until we could have a conversation at the right age. We did that last year (and continue the dialogue) and now I let it be her decision. Since that time, the only thing "Barbie" she has bought is a Barbie dog, but this could be simply because she is an animal lover, or, because she really gets it. Or, neither or both. Time will tell. I always try to remember to give kids more credit than most parents allow. I know the history of the Barbie and I don't find it very appealing for the freedom of women in general (nor culturally diverse). I don't think this new 'addition' is doing anything to add to that.
Second, the only representation here of mainstream Islamic dress is the middle example. The "burka" on either side is representative of an extremist faction of Islam in which the women are incredibly subjugated. Islam is as complex as Christianity is and dependent on geography, political climate, and rule of law. I wonder if the designer was aware of this when she was creating this? I wonder if Sotheby's is considering this when using this to raise funds for a children's charity? Selling a doll which represents the ultimate in repression for the help of children? Seems like a bit of an oxymoron to me.
I would love an example of when wearing a burka like that is a choice for a woman. (I really must learn italics).
I think it is quite telling that a leading women's advocate within Afghanistan thinks a burka provides a sense of 'security' for women. What a major misnomer. Someone is kidnapped not because of what they wear but the degree to which they are vulnerable - period. This is played out statistically over and over. It is brainwashing pure and simple - quite sad to me. It reminds me when I was in the Russian Far East and the head female doctor of the largest hospital told me the reason a baby who was born without arms (by a crack addicted mother) was because her mother wore her skirts too tight. It was hard to maintain a look of composure that day - luckily I had a translator to cover for me. The women in the trenches of this type of repression don't have the freedom to even think outside the narrow constructs they are given.
The idea that we are slaves with our western attire doesn't seem like an apples to oranges comparison to me, as this is a choice we make - we can change it at any time.
I'm just sayin', ya know?
Thought provoking, as always Mary.
As for Burqa Barbie--no, I don't know what to say to that, but I don't understand Muslim culture from a religious woman's point of view nearly well enough to do so, so that's natural, too. I certainly have no desire to wear a burqa, although I don't have a huge problem with another woman wearing one if that is her choice (this last point being a separate post, as I think we'd all agree).
That said, many Muslim women in the West and the Middle East do not wear that shit. According to the Arabs, for example, they want their women to cover up because they don't want the men walking the streets with hard ons. Once they get used to semi-nudidity/nudity like men did in the West, there will be peace in the world.
NO, this crap should not be worn in any Western country.
As far as barbie, I will go with what Cathy said. And yes, Mary, it is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
Great post, funny; enjoyed it much.
Rated.
There are many Muslims in Philly, mostly black, and I've never seen their children dressed in anything but American garb. Maybe they'd like a Barbie dressed like Mommy. Yet I don't see a lot of black burka Barbies.
Interesting and provocative post as usual, Mare.
I remember a middle school girl who was in purdah (not a burka or veil over her face), yet expressed her feminity in her feet--gorgeous high-heeled shoes and painted toemails. Other Islamic women have said that their coverings force men to treat them as persons, not sex objects. Any Western woman knows that often men will converse with them with their eyes on the woman's bustline.
When I see women in purdah, I smile and sometimes I will say asalamalaikum just to let them know that I accept them.
I'll be looking for this one!
Not only is she a better role model but the burka could still be of use when young girls have their doll play an award-winning international TV journalist.
Now little muslim girls will have a role model too. It will be a perfect addition to Mattel's new Kandahar Ken, her Taliban counterpart. And just think of the hours of fun and educational opportunities it'll provide in preparing them to be women:
-- They can play "dress up" and learn all about burkas
-- They can play "doctor"and learn about Female Circumcision
-- They can play "spin-the-bottle" and learn about Honor Killings
-- They can play "house" and learn how they're not supposed to leave it
-- They can play "school" and learn how they're not supposed to be there
-- They can play "kick the can" and learn about IED's and roadside bombs
And then there are all those fun accessories to go with it:
-- Burka Barbie's Dream Hovel that she shares with Kandahar Ken
What, you want more accessories?
Clearly you have stirred up the controversy pot here--what with all the comments above!
{chuckling} There are some fine suggestions for a whole new line of Barbies... :-)
One of Mattel's many Barbie categories is called "Dolls of the World", which depict Barbies in various traditional costumes from Ireland, China, India, Africa and South America. I would not be surprised if they have produced one doll wearing a burqa or something close to it.
That being said, thousands of Barbies can be found via venues like e-bay which are redesigned, recostumed and repainted by amateurs and professionals according to their own interests and imagination. Much of this kind of work is entirely unrelated to Mattel and in some cases deplored by and subject to lawsuits by the company. Public relations with regard to this vast practice is fraught with complications. The Burqa Barbies shown here are the work of Italian designer Eliana Lorena, and have been developed outside of the Mattel company.
There is so much that I want to say but I'm afraid that it will be misunderstood.
Burka Barbies seems so weird, yet a natural extension of our bizarre society.
Within most temples the leader is generally a male monk, but thats most due to the fact that there are WAY more men than women that become monks. Women are generally not encouraged to enter into such a role due to the fact it is detrimental to the population of the society. For that matter, in Asian countries first born males are not encouraged as well as it would hurt dynastic bloodlines. But, getting back to the original point, there are temples that are led by ni-gu where male monks have to listen to her every word... something that is not present in Islam or Catholicism, your two other examples.
Just thought you might like to know this fact. Also, in case anyone thinks I'm culturally biased or something... I'm a complete atheist, not even agnostic; I am indeed against all religion everywhere.