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Matt Brandstein
A Work in Progress
Matt Brandstein
- Location
- New York, New York, USA
- Birthday
- January 29
- Bio
- It may appear that beyond my two assigned and valued Open Salon friends listed on my blog that I am without the desire to add more. I must assure you that this couldn't be further from the truth, especially given the kindness and consideration shown by others who have chosen to add me.
Having suffered the indignities of middle school gym class team selections has left me with a crippling social anxiety that extends into the virtual realm. Therefore, I am unable to participate in the process, at least until my psychoanalysis is complete. Although the friend list to the right of this page appears nearly bare, after receiving such thoughtful words of support for the start of my blog, please know that in my heart and mind you are all included.
In addition, although I cannot take advantage of alerts to new posts that the friends list provides, my OCD pays off. Please be assured that in my quest to view every page on the Internet, I am regularly scanning Open Salon with excitement for all that I may have missed in between visits.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “This brilliant piece
makes my Super-ego look
deflated.”
January 31, 2009 09:28AM - “The prose of brutality
serve as the most effective
means to
stand up to its
onwar…”
January 31, 2009 09:25AM - “I want to see this
wonderfully clever image
plastered atop
billboards
across Amer…”
October 14, 2008 10:00AM - “Orwell got it all right
with 1984. My lack of fluency
in
doublespeak, the
politic…”
October 12, 2008 02:22PM - “Rush Limbaugh is the
aural syrup of ipecac.”
October 12, 2008 12:10PM
Joan Walsh
Kerry Lauerman
Salon.com
Comments
"If you take even one Chalupa . . . "
Brilliant.
Now when I think about Santa, I want to wash my mouth out with soap.