To the people of North Carolina,

As you know, you have recently declared that marriage is to be defined by law as being “between a man and a woman.†I would like to pretend for a moment that I am fine with that. I would further like to suspend my previous… Read full post »

Record storms, tornados, and flooding have been hitting the Southeast lately; leaving many asking: “What the shit dick is going on around here?†While scientists are probably busy echoing things about melt off, climate change, and possibly El Nino (I haven’t checked), those of us with a pseudo…

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Record storms, tornados, and flooding have been hitting the Southeast lately; leaving many asking: “What the shit dick is going on around here?â€

While scientists are probably busy echoing things about melt off, climate change, and possibly El Nino (I haven’t checked), those of us with a pseudo… Read full post »

In an unprecedented turn of events what some are calling President Obama’s greatest political victory with the Right just made an Allemande left to promenade in a not-so-provincial progeria pandemic… or so the news sites are saying that their source is saying. I can’t seem to find a full transc…

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In an unprecedented turn of events what some are calling President Obama’s greatest political victory with the Right just made an Allemande left to promenade in a not-so-provincial progeria pandemic… or so the news sites are saying that their source is saying. I can’t seem to find a full transc… Read full post »

There is a war on Christmas is this country and I am sick of it. I am sick of all the bah-humbugging Scrooge McDucks telling me there is no such thing as Santa. These “anti-Santa-ites†must be stopped. First off, you can’t prove or disprove the existence of Santa. You can’t…

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There is a war on Christmas is this country and I am sick of it.

I am sick of all the bah-humbugging Scrooge McDucks telling me there is no such thing as Santa. These “anti-Santa-ites†must be stopped.

First off, you cannot prove or disprove the existence of Santa.

You… Read full post »

I travel a lot and because of this I hold frequent flyer cards for pretty much every airline. When United and Continental announced their merger I received the following letter from them via email. I have taken it upon myself to lend them my editing skills since it appears they mistakenly… Read full post »

I travel a lot and because of this I hold frequent flyer cards for pretty much every airline. When United and Continental announced their merger I received the following letter from them via email. I have taken it upon myself to lend them my editing skills since it appears they… Read full post »

(originally from March 16, 2010 on my site - I screwed up the feed import so I had to put it in here manually - I'll get this right yet damn it!) 

In attempting to attack the marriage laws in Massachusetts JD Hayworth, a former Arizona congressman with a name easily confused for… Read full post »

In attempting to attack the marriage laws in Massachusetts JD Hayworth, a former Arizona congressman with a name easily confused for a recently failed mortgage brokerage, stated in a Flordia radio interview that:

“I guess that would mean if you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could… Read full post »

The below is an editorial response sent to the Birmingham News the other week. Since I’ll be shocked if they publish even an exerpt, I’m posting it here. Enjoy.
Matt Davis

Drunk with Piety

A recent Birmingham News article(http://www.al.com/birminghamnews/stories/index.ssf?/base/news/12353… Read full post »

To the President of United Airlines,

First and foremost I would like to congratulate you, personally, for the
level of service I have received from your airline during my traveling
to and from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. It is a rare occasion that I
actually get to interact withalmost every level of a compa… Read full post »