She lived in a house where if something went
bad It was "nasty." It was Mommy who taught to declaim her displeasure With "nasty." Mommy would say it, she used the word often She called bad things "nasty." A drink tasted funny and Mommy agreed, It was "nasty." Never funky or sour or rancid or foul, Just "nasty." And once 'twas denounced in such final disfavor The perfect excuse it would be for a waiver To eschew the renounced even if it could save her Like medicine shunned because of its flavor, Oh, Mommy, she cried, I'd rather I died Than to drink something "nasty." And Mommy agreed and patted her head And it wasn't much longer before she was dead, Then Mommy was mad, "It should have been tasty," She shouted at God, "But you made it 'nasty!'"


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~R
Fusie, you know doggerel's my thang. Thanks, girl.
Write one for my mom, please please immortalize the insanity for me. She only says nasty for one thing but it doesn't translate well into English. She calls my girls "nasty girls" and I can't get it through her head the word is naughty. She just gets confused if they start singing "do you think I'm a nasty girl?" She doesn't know it's a song, my life is as good as yours, we should drink.
That's what got me onto it, Heidibeth, when my son refused to gargle with peroxide even tho he was miserable. Nasty won out.
I didn't, Bard, but my wife did, evidently - or picked it up along the way. She hardly ever says it anymore, but it's the kids' favorite word when they don't like something.
Thanks, Zumalicious. Always glad to have the pirate chieftainess aboard.
Bleue, they stretch it out and make a face as if they've smelled doom. My grandmother would say it occasionally - she was German - but my mom never did that I recall. I've learned to resent it from the kids.
Jon, :) back atcha, bubba.
Thanks, Mary. I dislike it so much I would say it today only jokingly.
"Fans," Doug? Something new (to me) emerges from you every day - er, in a virtual sense.
I don't like nasty food
The only nasty thing I like
Is a nasty groove
Will this one do?
From Janet. Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty.
I thought for a minute you had plagiarized Shel Silverstein. But then I remembered... oh it's Matt.
Lezlie, it's almost onomatopoeic. To say it with the proper inflection, the face has to almost sneer, nee-yassty, and you almost expect to see snot oozing out.
Thanks for aggravating my nightmare, Con, but I find it hard to grasp the visual of someone saying "nasty" with admiration in their eyes.
Motown? Seems like it's catching on everywhere, tg. Probly some role model on punk TV says it. Would that they switched to something I can handle, like gadzooks.
See? Joan says it's D.C., too. Maybe some asshole in Congress started it.
Patricia, puh-leeze! We're trying to keep this in the gutter.
Generous of you, tomreedtoon, but I could never write a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'd break out in pimples doing the research. Nice interview on NPR the other day with Roald's daughter. I never knew how to pronounce his name. Thought it was Ronald with a typo. Evidently it's Norwegian, which would explain the dark humor.
I prefer the second, Sheba.
Actually, Fay, I had Doc Seuss in mind, but Silverstein. Yeah. Might have gotten to meet him at the National Book Festival last weekend if we'd gone. He must be getting up there.