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Matt Paust
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Sorry - writer's block... BTW the "birthday" listed above is false. I prefer to keep that day private, but am not permitted to do so here, so I'm forced to lie.

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JUNE 24, 2012 9:33PM

(Fernsy's OC) Kerry Awards (UPDATED w/o nude photos)

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[Sagemerlin's latest post is an update on his findings regarding Salon Media Group and the unliklihood of either Salon or OS going belly up anytime soon.  It should put an end to the Chicken Little gabbling (including my post here) but it also keeps alive the thinking about whether or how to start an alternative site for serious writers here who wish to keep the community together.  Check his post out:  http://open.salon.com/blog/sagemerlin/2012/06/25/on_second_thought_lets_not_buy_os_-_and_why]

 

Dear Kerry: You might have noticed in recent days a flurry of new posts all reflecting a general theme of reaction to speculation the financial floundering of Open Salon's mother ship might result in catastrophe, leaving its frightened scriveners stranded in outer Internet space.

Many of these posts are part of an Open Call wherein we tell each other what OS means to us and how we would manage to keep on keeping on should a worst case scenario come to pass. It has occurred to some of us that some of you in Salon Media management just might be casting about for a new fuel source to keep your enterprise on course to a destination no Internet exploration has gone before. Might we suggest how and where that fuel source can be obtained?

It's really very simple, or could be with the right outlook. Say, for example, you identify some venture capitalists with a righteous streak along with their business savvy. Say you can show them an Open Salon teeming with assets. Talented assets – wordsmiths. Writers, many of them, and some of them very very good at what they do. All working for the sheer love of their craft. For free. What if you could show these righteous-yet-savvy potential investors these hundreds of very good writers love what they do so much, and love doing it here on Open Salon for free so much, they would be willing to pay $20 a year for the privilege of writing here on Open Salon for free, attracting readers and new members?

And what if you pitched this to some righteous-yet-savvy venture capitalists and they smiled as you pitched, and when you were finished they grew serious and leaned forward in their high-finance chairs and looked you straight in the eye and said, “Yeah, OK, cool. Show us some of the work these very very talented writers have done for you lately.”

And then you would turn on the overhead projector and begin clicking open the links, and you would show them the first eight rounds of Kerry Award winners, promising them there would be more to come, many more to come, so long as Open Salon stayed in business.

And here are they are, the eight rounds of Open Salon Kerry Award winners:

Round One: Please note that these winners were picked by the highly competitive Open Salon membership. Highly competitive, but we are righteous, too!

Round Two: You might point out there were naysayers when the Kerry Awards were first announced, scoffers who said, "Nyaaah, the cliques will pick their own. It won't be faaaair. Nyaaaah." They were wrong.

Round Three: Getting some momentum here. Nominations are coming in from all over. Cliques? What cliques. We ain't got no steeenkin' cliques!

Round Four: My fingers are getting tired here. You are catching the drift, no?

Round Five: You've got some great examples here. This is talent! Free talent! And it's all yours!

Round Six: We love what we're doing. We're poor humble bloggers and poets and fiction writers and political pundits and comic writers. We have it all. Here!  Free!

Round Seven: Free!!

Round Eight: All yours!!

Round Nine coming soon...

 

Sincerely, Your OS Humble Scriveners

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i take it i've ben away too long.
obviously i've missed something.
r
i guess
Round Ten. It's a decision and it's a split decision. 6-4, 6-4, 4-6. And the winner is ,......
From your fingers to Kerry's eyes :).

Rated for another great idea.
xgityfg lkjhgf rated the post (Fernsy's OC) Kerry Awards 9:42pm

Da'yam, even the spa'yam is rating this post!
Hope he reads it.. I really do.
HUGGGGGGGGGG
I hope you sent it to him too.
Thanks for the suggestion, JL. I just now emailed it to him.
. How about we the talent, take our show to kickstarter? I could definitely sell this idea, if you all would tell me what the issues are. Like HOW the investors make money.

I'm new out here, remember? BUT once I understand the issues, I am very persuasive. I would take this on. Yeah, baby.

Is that feasible, or just talk? For instance, why would someone want to host a big party like this? How do they make their money? The ads? Nah, have you EVER clicked on one? How many bloggers are on here? Like enough, that they would fork over @$20 to be on.

And how do we have a "cleaner" site? akismet?

hmm..just an idea or maybe it is a question. Kickstarter?
ditto seer and Kate O'h say - love that Da'yam! Good. Idear. Here Here. r
Wise as always, Maestro. Kerry should listen. R
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha holy shit! This is the funniest thing I've read since Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Well, upon further reflection, maybe not. But it is the funniest thing I have read since I read all the poems the 'poets' here wrote to management about the spam on the site.
Whatever it takes, Matt. I hope everyone's wrong.
Time difference is not an issue.I am here to let you know how much I appreciate your letter,Matt.
Whatever it takes:I would like to stay with OS.

*Rated for your high responsibility*
I'm just overwhelmed with all the chaos at OS and in my life at the moment and am so distracted I can't concentrate to write.

I think I'm going to post blogs at OS and link there from my various pied a terre and bolt hole locations.
I really like this vision.
you say, what is this now, "venture capitalists with a righteous streak along with their business savvy"?
Where pray tell are they?
And how do you know one if he/she starts talking to you?
They are rather an odd breed.
As for your idea, i think it would work.
It involves money. going to Them. so yeah , they ShOULd
dig that.

I wouldn't mind writing better shit to impress them.
Like, if i actually sat down and edited, it might be good!
The OS Readers' Picks administrators appreciate your creative recognition of our efforts to showcase the real talent on OS. Kerry would be wise to consider your approach.
Dream on.

I think we gotta take things into our own hands. (Another dream.)

Sheesh - blue Monday at my house!
Thanks for your positive response, friends. I hesitated at first to post this in the interest of not distracting from Alan Milner's (Sagemerlin) proposal that Salon Media Group explore options to include making OS available as a lease/purchase to the OS membership. But I figured this might at least get the guys in the executive suites thinking on their own before Alan presents them with a formal request. It seems with something as unique and popular as OS, which is growing steadily, maybe even exponentially (just by watching all the new names and avatars appearing despite the spambots), that a viable, stable enterprise would be worth an investor's consideration.

Hell, one movie's already been made about OS (Julie & Julia). Maybe our efforts to save the thing could inspire another!
what the hell u talkin about,old beard?
"julie and julia?"
???????
Matt sometimes you are the guiding light here. Thanks so much for that.
All fine and righteous ideas. It's strange that they can't even write one blog post informing us of anything. So, your common sense bigger picture ideas might be lost on them cause sometimes (or mostly) they don't seem to even exist.
Google it, James.

Ferns, I emailed it to Kerry last nite.
I think the cat is already out of the bag and the advertisers are fleeing, It's late in the game or too late.

If you change to a fee based blog OS may lose 75% of its writers. That also tells the advertisers that OS has lost 75% of advertiser views.

So advertisers want to pay much less for the reduced productivity.

Ergo, the ship goes down.

OS tried to make a free blog with advertisers and since it was free, it would make oodles on ads. But it didn't make enough to pay the bills. If it cuts its income by 75% it is still gone.

Kerry is out job hunting.
Unfortunately, Kerry is still busy fine tuning his April 11 post "Announcing the Salon-Alternet Investigative Fund", and trying to figure out how to remove Emily Holleman from his favorites list. R
You're probly right, Pierre, but, as Alan Milner suggests, that's the old biz model. I'm thinking if 25% of the OS memberships stays, and is willing to pay $20 a year, that 25% is apt to be the cream of the membership. Perhaps investors could be found who think entrepreneurially and might find a way to capitalize on a platform that has several hundred committed writers. If Kerry's out looking for a job, he's certainly not the man to do any entrepreneurial thinking. Frankly he hasn't shown us much in that regard anyway. My point is, the talent is in the room. There must be somebody out there with some investment capital who would recognize this as an asset.

Gerald, let's be nice to Emily. She's having Tink's baby.
Good one, Matt. it would be nice if he would pay US, instead of vice-versa, though.
I agree, Erica, but Kerry may be worried at the moment whether he'll get a paycheck himself.
Thanks for this, Matt -- any kind of communication would be lovely at this point.
According to the article Pierre cited, Mama Salon lost nearly $1 million in the last quarter of 2011. I'm not saying that charging OSers for the privilege of posting is suppossed to cover that amount, but what are the numbers? How many active OSers are there at this moment? OS would need 12,500 bloggers to kick in $20 each to cover a quarter of the money Salon lost in that final quarter. There's three other quarters worth of losses to consider.

We should all start writing young adult fiction. It's the only genre in publishing that's growing. I have an idea of a future dystopia in which vampires and werewoves from each outlying district fight to the death in an arena. Somehow a human girl, who falls in love with a vampire, gets chosen, but she's a great shot with a bow. Gotta work out details.
JT, kinda ironic that a media company is so poor at communicating, isn't it.

Stim, you might be onto something with that story idea. Only problem I see is that when old farts like us try to hop on a trend it's usually the kiss of death for the trend. Maybe gay vampires or transsexual zombies, tho that's probly already been done, too. I posted this before Sagemerlin posted his most recent update (link at the top) which predicts Salon and OS will be around for the forseeable future. My idea with the $20 fee was intended as a good-faith gesture - earnest money, if you will - to persuade potential investors that those of us who pay are committed to see something new come about. I can imagine Kerry and Co. laffing their butts off at all the fuss.
I like Stim's idea for a book series!!

I started working on a series about a group of vampires in a training school for such.

It ALMOST sold to some publishers but they wanted me to write the damn thing and I just couldn't see myself talking about Vamp High on the Today Show with a straight face so...:(

:D
Tink, you could always hire a stand-in for those appearances, like Pynchon, who had Prof. Irwin Corey accept the National Book Award for him. Do it! Get rich and then buy Salon for us.
Can't believe I missed the nude photos. Unless they were just of Tink...again. (If OS wants to make some money, they should just charge for EPs!! I'd pay...but only if I could pay anonymously and pretend some fans bought it for me.)
Bell, you bad belle.
The only time I am belly up is when I am on the beach! Good one Matt and SageMerlin too!
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You bad, too, Algis. Good bad.
there is but one serious deficiency in this post,
which is the lack of healthy, tasteful nudity.

this idea of a young adult series is intriguing me.
since noone these days ever actually grows up,
or
since old beards like you and that jmac
are tending to regress rather nicely,
we
have an infinite audience. well,
7 billion at least.
That's why I hired Algis, Jimmy.
ah ok , gotcha, Captain.