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Matt Paust

Matt Paust
Location
Gloucester, Virginia,
Birthday
December 31
Bio
Sorry - writer's block... BTW the "birthday" listed above is false. I prefer to keep that day private, but am not permitted to do so here, so I'm forced to lie.

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    On Writing

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    Shot in the back

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    Facing the BMG

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    Defending Thomas Kinkade

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    Cat eyes

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    My inner Sinatra saves me

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    Wait...what?

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    Vote Republican!

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    Close shave

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    Death in the Tall Grass

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    My do-over wish

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    We're under a tornado watch

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    Shakespeare & Co.

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    Back from the Apocalypse?

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    She flew the coop