Me: Let’s get to know each other.
They: Men are from Mars.
Me: Meaning what?
They: You just mean you only want to get laid.
Me: Not only. I want to know you.
They: Men are from Mars.
Me: I’m not from Mars. I’m just a person like you.
They: Men are from Mars.
Then there was the feminist twist.
They: Men are from Mars.
Me: No, we’re not. We’re just people like you.
They (bitter laugh): Men are from Mars. Don’t look at the pictures in Playboy.
Me: Why not?
They: They make you be from Mars.
Me: But I’m not from Mars.
They (bitter laugh): Men are from Mars.


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