Just when I thought I was going to turn over a new leaf and keep my blog classy, news comes out is that is just too good to resist.

Meet Geo--the bisexual, Latino, male prostitute hired by Family Research Council co-founder (with James Dobson),  NARTH member, and ultra-right Baptist minister Dr. George Rekers.  

 To say that Geo has "brought down" Rekers may be an overstatement on my part.  He may have gone down on Rekers (sorry, couldn't resist) but the publication to break the story was The Miami New Times,who photographed Rekers arriving home at the Miami International  Airport with a "traveling companion" he had procured on Rentboy.com.  They were both returning home from a "ten day, fully subsidized trip to Europe."

Fully subsidized by whom--NARTH? FRC? his church?  Somebody's going to want their money back.  

" . . . Rekers said he learned Lucien [aka: Geo] was a prostitute only midway through their vacation.   'I had surgery,' Rekers said, 'and I can't lift luggage.  That's why I hired him.'  (Medical problems didn't stop him from pushing the tottering baggage cart through MIA.)

Yet Rekers wouldn't deny he met his slender, blond escort at Rentboy.com--which features homepage images of men in bondage and grainy videos or crotch-rubbing twinks--and Lucien confirmed it."

 Read through the Miami New Times story to get a good digest of Dr. Rekers' career of right-wing, anti-queer infamy.  And, of course, here's some budding wikipedia info on Rekers.  That one closeted man could go so far on the anti-gay crap he's pedaled all his life is truly telling about our higher educational system.  But, hey, what do I know about our higher educational system?  There's a Holocaust denier teaching at Northwestern University, Evanston, just north of my neighborhood.

You could also follow all the links to the right hand side of the MNT coverage: 

"George Rekers Has Company:  The Top Ten Outed Right-Wing Homophobes"

"George Rekers Is a Homosexual, Escort Says"

"Video:  Stephen Colbert Names George Rekers His 'Alpha Dog of the Week"

"George Alan Rekers Denies He's Gay, Threatens to Sue"

"NARTH Responds to Rekers' Eurotrip With  a Non-Response"

And if that's not enough amusement for you, check out long line of comments to this story at Queerty.  They are laugh-your-ass-off fabulous.

Let's hope this is just the beginning of a story that just keeps on giving! 

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man!  You've got to move on the rentboy news or you just fall way behind!

Lucien aka Geo is now revealed as Jo-Vanni Roman(I guess this is his official made up name), who will now tell his whole story to the Miami New Times.  They have obviously jumped for his exclusive before any gay blogger could get ahold of it.  Make them pay, Jo-Vanni.  Make MNT pay through the nose for your blow-by-blow (I mean it!) replay of events, vis-a-vis your 10 gaycation with Dr. Rekers.  Tell everyone how big the old man's dick is--and any tales he had to tell you about past "encounters" or short-term "boyfriends."  

Tell all.  Then use the money to go to college.  Or start a small business.  This is your chance, baby.  Use it wisely.