This issue will not go away. It is just too funny. Weiner weiner's is hacked, wait is Lorraina Bobbit still around? Oh not that kind of hacking, or weiner.
The ever caustic Anthony Weiner more or less told Bret Baier, when he was not sarcastically explaining his former non explanation (he speaks to crowds of 45,000 yanno) that someone hacked into one of his files and tweeted a picture from it. Now I ask you, which congressmen would you expect to keep digitalized renditions of their own full 'packages'? Is that what they do during the 'lame duck sessions', stand up boys 'click'. Congressmen Gone Wild.
If he was a Republican the speaker would have asked him to resign already. But he is a Democrat so the speaker is AWOL and he hides behind "do we really want to use resources to investigate this?" (Answer YES), this is a prank (A WHAT???), you guys are picking on me (REALLY), I hired someone to investigate this prank, see how careful I am with the taxpayer's money (Aaawww and not to mention that it gives you control over the results of the investigation) - The unspoken part of that is all that dude will do is put firewalls round your file marked "Packages". And you still don't want the FBI to investigate? Why is that? What will they find on your computer? And employing your own 'investigator' avoids the lying to the Police aspect. right?
To answer the oft asked recent question "do you want to see the pictures?" No thank you, not these ones. A Republican congressman shows a picture of his bare chest and he is gone in 5 seconds, Weiner's twitter account sends a picture of his full package to a 20 year old (NOTE to horny older guys, as fascinated as you are in your own enduring abilities most 20 year old females would be grossed out by your excitement in Fruit of the Loom) and he gets to orchestrate a song and dance show for days. The only sad question in this is what are the ramifications for his new bride?