MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Jeff
Boner has been
playing the fear card all
afternoon.
Torman
sleazy is an apt
te…”
6:22PM - “These days I score my
QP's at McDonalds. : )”
6:13PM - “Said villanelle creates
such soothing visions to which
I'm
not immune. ~R~”
6:05PM - “I yield back my
time....”
6:00PM - “I believe that one's
blog is to do with what they
wish; if a
troll comments,
leav…”
4:00PM
Chuck A. Stetson's Links
- My Web Links
- Salon.com
- The Monster Memoirs
- It's No Longer Your Birthday
- The Monster's True Essence
- The Monster's Interrogation
- The Monster's Ransom
- Snowstorms and Monsters
- A Shard of Memory
My colloquy to Representative John A. Boehner (R - OH)
I’ve been watching the House of Representatives debate health care before voting on H.R. 3962, lovingly referred to as The Pelosi Health Care Bill. I don’t know why I find this debate[s] fascinating, but hey, I like watching glue dry and turtles. Is this history that I’m watching? I… Read full post »
Enough Even Flow.... My Jam Ain't Pearl
I’m trying to remain calm.
I’m intensifying iTune therapy hoping to be swayed, shimmied
and satisfied. But even in the vertical, the horizontal just
doesn’t adjust. I know what’s wrong and right; what
goes around comes around, ask Mary Brown — Charlie
Brown? … Read full post »
Deconstructing Demons

Deconstructing Demons
The bricks in the wall are dancing on loose mortar.
Crumbling dust is collected in breath.
Darkness chokes on the nothing.
Understanding shines a brilliant hue.
Bleeding light need not be attended to,… Read full post »
Is Open Salon Losing Its Mojo?
Are
you feeling the good vibrations, you know, the excitation? Does the
creative mood elevate your soul? I’ve been warned that
there’s a black mountainside bogarting bogartsville. But I
only sense it — I’m so sorry Uncle Albert, you know I
haven't done a bloody thing al/… Read full post »
All Hallows Eve with Pat Robertson
I
learned that Halloween is more than a confectioner’s
celebration. The night of the pumpkin smashers and costumed cravers
soon disappears as all the loving in our souls are sucked up
succubus style with incubus intent. How one of the religious
righteous might conjure up such a paradox,/… Read full post »
Oh... Let it Be

Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom….
And
when the broken hearted people living in the world
agree....

When the night is cloudy, there is still a light that shines on me.... … Read full post »
Some Unofficial Open Salon Stetson Selections
I’ve been reading much
about why we bloggers do what we do. This reading has taken me on a
journey, far away from the reality of my busy life, putting on hold
my: talks with political leaders, multi-million dollar fiction
career paid in nickels, awesomely awarded illustration
care/… Read full post »
Questions 67 & 68 Plus or Minus...
Sometimes one just has to ask....
Is sorry really the hardest word?
Instead of knocking on Heaven’s door, can you ring the doorbell?
Is a flat tire still round?
Who shot the deputy?
Is the whole truth nothing but… Read full post »
Thoreau, Blind Owl and The Bear
Good memories are precious things. Sometimes they come to us at the weirdest of times, but come they do, and when relived, a resettling of the consciousness is obtained. All last night and this morning, I’ve been grooving on such a memory.
…1968, I’m… Read full post »
It's Getting So Much Better
Sometimes life is a trickster, sometimes it's a truth-teller. If you listen to the music in your heart, allow brightness to enter into your darkness, perhaps lost can be found. I pray the brightenss intensifies for a long, long time....

It's getting… Read full post »
My Son...
Little Lost Boy
Little lost boy did you ride
a warm October’s breeze?
Confusion, whispers, silence.
Some say they saw you fly
away with the angels.
Little lost boy no one knows
your journey traveled far.
Questions, torment, sorrow.… Read full post »
Sadness
Sadness
Silence sings a sad refrain,
Its muted melody prattles at the river’s edge.
Pain persists in memories thought abandoned,
Sadness coaxes the phantom shadow
Deluding despair’s slow dance.
Life, death, matters not,
The heart is long cold.… Read full post »
Euripides, Linda McMahon & Chris Dodd Skip the Life Fandango
I
skipped the life fandango substituting cartwheels with serious sexy
summersaults aimed at impressing sixteen vestal virgins plus one.
They laughed ghostly giggle dribbles. I stood up, readjusted my
boxer-briefs before briefly backtracking to where I was before the
Buffalo wings buffet went a/… Read full post »
My Viral Nightmare Gets Cartoonish
It seems that I'm on the mend. The viral villain has vacated. But left in its wake was a multitude of hallucinations fueled by fever, hunger and really good drugs. I'll be back writing soon, so in the meantime, I give you some of my hallucinations in cartoons.… Read full post »
A Viral Villain is Kicking My Butt
To all my friends, I haven’t been visiting OS land lately due to illness. When the cobwebs clear and the viral villain leaves me be, I’ll return to read, comment and enjoy. Being sick sucks!
How Much...?
This morning I met a homeless man. He was rummaging through a communal dumpster— one of three in the condo complex. I heard him before I saw him. The morning light seemed hesitant offering perhaps a false sense of shadow and grayness. He didn’t notice… Read full post »
Appaloosa Bungling in the Asphalt Amazonian Jungle
I
pony-tricked Pavarotti, my appaloosa, into taking a roundabout road
through the asphalt Amazonian jungle, hoping to get home before
sunrise sunset. That wonderful polka dotted pony with zebra stripes
nickered his neigh, but waned
wanton war whoops in Wichita
Yiddish, just as I knew he would&… Read full post »
Go Ask Alice.... A Cartoon With No Logic
For Designator, Trig, Kind Of Blue & Others....
Health Care Reformed?
Senate Finance Committee Chairman, Max Baucus (D-MT), announced that some sort of health care reform bill would come out his committee with strong non-bipartisan support. He outlined this bill by saying the major points were addressed with cool looking flowcharts, colorful PowerPoint templates… Read full post »
My song to the OS editors :)
Today, I tried to be nifty-nice in a niftilicious ninga way. Last night, I figured, formulated, fornicated, finalized non-feuilleton Feynman diagrams—written in Crayolafabulous cyan. My methodology materialized nicely; although, it was interrupted by a South Carolina ratfink erroneous in… Read full post »
Tripping On LSD And Near-Murder...
It’s a cool September afternoon. I'm exhausted, but instead of napping, I’m sitting at my desk writing as I listen to Steely Dan’s Pretzel Logic. What’s keeping me awake is not insomnia, but rather a thirty-year-old memory that’s demanding equal time with all… Read full post »
Aphrodite Also Asks Why?
I need answers to the why. Confusion can and does confound me, but I like to know things: why is there fire in the mountains, lightening in the air? When God gave out rhythm why did he also give out Popsicle toes—mostly grape and orange.… Read full post »





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