Another book has been written. In a special tenth-anniversary edition, the challenge to find Waldo continues: new places, new scenes with new characters to hunt for. Waldo, when is enough enough? You try to
hide within the crowd, but you’re always found. Be it at a beach, a fair, a mall or a crowded Kiwanis Club Convention, you’re always discovered trying to blend in—be innocuous, but you’re oh so annoying. Waldo, I have found you, my children have found you, the FBI (aided by mafia informants) has found you, even George W. Bush found you—well technically (Khalid Shaikh Mohammed gave you up after the CIA waterboarded him). So, enough is enough. For the sake of my unborn grandchildren, I will seek you out and find you once more. And oh yes Waldo, my skilled crowd-chameleon, this time I'll be employing seriously sophisticated high tech chicanery to do so; I’ll be tweeting for your sorry ass on Twitter.
What are you doing?
Mr. M: Looking for a way nefarious dude. Where’s Waldo?
G.Beckeroo@Mr.M: Nefarious? An Egyptian terrorist?
Mr. M @ GBeckeroo: seriously…? Let’s just say he’s disreputable once discovered.
GBeckeroo @ Mr.M: disreputable? perhaps a commie?
Mr.M@ GBeckeroo: he originated in England. They got socialized medicine.
GBeckeroo @ Mr.M: I’m on it dude. BTW dig the avatar : )
Breaking Big Time News: Commie Socialist escapes Gitmo. Where’s Waldo?
E=MC2@ IssacNewton: Dude ever eat a fig? get it? fig... newton! LOL
InsanityHannity@ FoxNews: Socialist? You mean where’s O’Bama? Hugging Chavez? Bowing to Saudi Kings? Eating steak tartare?
InsanityHannity@IssacNewton: Newt Gingrich. Get it? Newt.. Newton. LOLWMPWTUM ...!!!
Madmalkin@ InsanityHanity: I know about this Waldo. He works for the ALCU. He studied terrorism with Bill Ayers.
InsanityHannity@ Madmalkin: Waldo is probably code for liberal San Francisco Nancy Pelosi values. ROFL
NancyNotNice@ InsanityHannity: Did you say Nancy? That's trademarked darling. I'll sue your ass.
BillyOhYeahBaby@ NancyNotNice: Did you say ass? Oh baby. Send me pics... plenty of pics. You got my email.
GBeckeroo @Mr. M: Still digging the avatar big time!
Madmalkin: Ahhh! My head's going to explode!!!
E=MC2@Madmalkin: Atomic or nuclear?
BillyOhYeahBaby@Madmalkin: Did you say head? Explode? Oh yeah baby, keep talking... GRRRRRRR!
CougarCoulter: Hottie here. Google me... conservatively. (( ; p
BillyOhYeahBaby@CougarCoulter: I use Bing. BaDa Bing Baby. GRRRRR!
Breaking Big Time News: Waldo still at large. Speculation out does conjecture. We suspect Alaska... most likely Wasilla.
HockeyMILF@FoxNews: Alaska's a state. Me and the fam are going to move to another country with strong American values. Perhaps... Oregon.
Sgt. Schultz@ HockeyMILF: I know nothing...!
CougarCoulter@Sgt.Schultz: Well I know I'm superior and hot!
GBeckeroo: Just read "Where's Waldo." The dude's definitely Marxist. Perhaps Waldo Castro?
BillyOhYeahBaby@CougarCoulter: I'll mail you mine if you mail me yours. GRRRRRRowl!
HockeyMILF @GBeckeroo: Just read "Where's Waldo:The Wonder Book." Way too over my head don't 'cha know. Drill baby drill.
BillyOhYeahBaby@ HockeyMILF: I'll drill you... Oh yeah BABY!
InsanityHannity: Just read "Where's Waldo." I bet O'Bama wrote it. If not O'Bama then the Rev. Wright. If not Wright then Paul Krugman... or Captain Kangaroo.
GretaGottaGo@ HockeyMILF : Don't worry. Waldo's a difficult read. I'll give you the heads up on Katie Couric.
Madmalkin@E=MC2: definitely nuclear. Are you happy Waldo?
43?@Sgt. Schultz: Me too!
BigHead: Waldo... Today's worst person in the world....
EddieR@ BigHead: Are you kidding me? Good night...and... go away!!!
Sayitain'tso Joe@ EddieR: I did. Oh yeah... Waldo's a commie!
Breaking Big Time News: Waldo has been sighted in Baton Rouge waiting for a train.
Breaking Big Time News: Waldo is now going from the coal mines of Kentucky to the California sun.
Breaking Big Time News: Geraldo Rivera reports Waldo is near Salinas.
OhNoGeraldo@Fox News: I'm sad to report... this reporter let Waldo slip away. : (
Mr. M: Again.. Looking for a way nefarious dude. Where’s Waldo? And fuck you Fox News.
BillyOhYeahBaby@Mr M: ... Kinky! GRRRRRR!
KingMe!@Waldo: Luv ya babe!
IssacNewton@ E=MC2: Fig ... Newton... Hillarious. ROFL Dude! Now who the fuck is Newt?
GBeckeroo@ Mr M: Still digging the Avatar!
WaldowasHere: Looking for way crazy writer. "Where's Mr. Mustard?"
GBeckeroo@ WaldowasHere: Crazy as insane? Perhaps a terrorist?
Breaking Big Time News: NEW TERRORIST ALERT!!! Mr. Mustard escapes Gitmo!!!
Where are you going?
Alas Waldo, my skilled crowd-chameleon, forget Twitter... I'll find you the old fashioned way! Now where are you...?
I'm going to need some help.
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Just channel the freak-gods... they do sometimes answer!
Cheney is searching for Waldo.
All I can say on that is yeah and EEK!!
:)
We salute you,
( m&m )
welcome home. I forgot to mow the lawn.
Fox News and boredom. It doesn't get any worse than that.
@metaness
imagine my surprise that Albert E. and Edward R. follow me on Twitter.
@Bella Joffre
Annie and Waldo? Wonder what their spawns would look like.
@Stim
The NSA was aided by Scientology Overlords.
rumors are coulter has him in her dungeon.
@consonantsandvowels
that Geraldo... something about a Waldo sex tape?
makes sean look so neanderthalish...
brilliant, mr. m.
thank you. I admire you guys greatly!
that Twitter is addictive. Again many thanks for you political conscience.
Rated
watch out, Glenn Beck is digging your new avatar! : )
The Coultergiest Avatar is beyond creepy. Yikes! Now I'll never get to sleep without my bottle. (of scotch, that is)
Thank You.
I now see why I don't utilize my Twitter account very much.
RATED!
too much Glenn Beck is like overdosing on Ex-Lax... for that matter the same goes for all of Fox Noise.
@Michael Rodgers
yeah... doesn't coulter look inviting.
The other day a comedian on Rawdog told a mildy amusing Waldo joke. He suggested that Waldo would be an excellent topic for the television show "Where are they now?"
I like your version.
Thank You
RaTed
Very well done.
thank you for stopping by... and again welcome. Now be careful who you Twitter. : )
jim