OCTOBER 22, 2009 11:55PM

Questions 67 & 68 Plus or Minus...

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Sometimes one just has to ask....

 

 

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Is sorry really the hardest word?

Instead of knocking on Heaven’s door, can you ring the doorbell?

Is a flat tire still round?

Who shot the deputy?

Is the whole truth nothing but the truth?

If you walk backwards, will you repeat yourself?

Is maybe really an answer?

Does love come with instructions?

Who really hears the sounds of silence?

Is sex a comfort food?

Is Miracle Whip really a miracle?

Did Dr. Seuss ever make house calls?

If you know a secret, is it really a secret?

Is breaking news really broken?

Should I stay or should I go?

How soon is now?

Who really wrote the book of love?

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Are lighthouses heavy?

If you know nothing, is that something?

Can you sink the eight ball in pocket pool?

Who mimics mimes?

Can a cardiologist get to the heart of the matter?

Is the stairway to Heaven an escalator?

Is the paranormal normal?

Can the colorblind really go green? 

Is having the answer really the answer?

 

 

 

 

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I've pondered and pondered....
I never liked that deputy.. . . .
Roger
An admission perhaps?
and progress is not always forward (who the hell said that?!)

love this list Chuck. my favorite is the flat tire, for some strange reason, that made me giggle. thanks!
Lisa
the greatest philosophers are comedians, : )
"Why do flies suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
Just kidding.
littlewillie
I sang that one to my ex-wife... did I mention she's my ex- ?
Who let the dogs out? I've always wondered.
zuma
i had that one on the list when I realized my brother did.
LOL to littlie willie and to you Chuck. I'm too tired to come up with much wit at the moment here.
trig
i'm beyond tired.... thanks for stopping by.
I'm chuckling...I always wonder what brilliant mind thinks of these...and I should have known it would be you. Very clever.
Now that my mind is all twisty . . .
Sheila
My philosophy final exam's question in college was, "why?'

Owl
a twisted mind does dance.
In school they told me practice makes perfect. Then later they told me nobody is perfect, so I stopped practicing.
I loved this. It's a little like Steven Wright. "Does baby oil really come from babies?"

good post. R
I know nothing so it has to be something!
R~
I've had little reason to smile lately but you just made me giggle - thank you so much, Chuck.
When do cows come home?
I absolutely love this list, Chuck. Love it.
Okay Chuck that's it! I've got a garden to clear and prep for the late fall and spring and you need to get moving! Besides I have not one answer for any of those questions!:(
TotallyAnonymous
thank you for reading. If I worry about perfection, am I a perfectionist?

TheBarkingLot4Is Steven Wright ever wrong? : )

Walk Away
your comment made me smile. thank you.

Mission
Is your comment a mission statement? : )
Patie
Gardening is a good thing. Is moving truly an experience?
AtHomePilgrim
I could be, or am I the walrus?
While you're at it Chuck- Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds suddenly appear?
LMAO!!! You ask all these questions and I get to your ad below the post and it asks, "Which Colon Cleanse?"

Must be careful with questions!
Thanks, Chuck, for the thought provoking humor.
Why can loving someone be painful?
Why is the military called "peace keeping forces?"
Why do people enjoy blue cheese and yet throw out other foods with mold ?
Why did Christ have to die to save us? (Couldn't there have been another way?)
I realize these questions of mine aren't humorous, but I had to ask them.
Yah, and if the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, how come it's not No. 1?

Life's little mysteries.

Rated
You know, this is gonna hurt *ME* far worse than its gonna hurt *YOU*...
You're asking all the right questions here Chuck, though I'd also add "What is the sound of one man crapping?" and "If repugnant is bad, is pugnant good?" and "What exactly is the purpose of a neck tie?"
Most of these are much too deep for my little mind, but Miracle Whip is an ABOMINATION not and miracle.
Profound. I'll have to think on this for awhile. (Better that than working)
Peter Tosh shot the deputy.
To answer your questions, Chuck:

The hardest word is the word goodbye

Who can it be knocking at my door? Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.

Only on top.

Professor Plum, in the library.

Everything except the hole.

No, you will unsay whatever it is you said.

Maybe.

Yes, but they are in Japanese.

The fool on the hill, of course.

Depends on what's eating you.

The miracle is that anyone BUYS it.

No but the Cat In The Hat did.

A secret is a secret until it's told - then it's gossip.

Not yet.

Stay.

Too late - now it's then.

Barry White.

Does anybody really care?

Depends on how much acid you've dropped.

No, that would be something for nothing and unless you're a politician.....

Can you just imagine the pants the guy with eight balls must wear?

Robin Williams.

Yes, but they rarely get to the matters of the heart.

Sure is, and it's out of order as usual.

Only for paraprofessionals.

Yes but they wouldn't know it.

Depends on the question.
A definite NO on the Miracle Whip question. Real mayo only!
I have one which is a classic in Spanish: ¿Por qué "todo junto" se escribe separado, y "separado" se escribe todo junto? I don´t know how to translate it into English keeping the pun...
Ah, mysteries of the Universe and the language, to keep us thinking hard....
Kisses!
Marcela
What's Love Got to Do With It?
GJI Penguin
Yes... but did a carpenter or a plumber long to be?

Lois
I should've added, does adsense make sense?

scanner
I knew that up is up unless it's down.


patricia k
your questions will have me thinking for awhile.

Lee
But when where is the lead in my pencil?

Jeff
Good questions... but is thinking an art or an illusion? Is tree hugging a sport?

bluesurly
Oh that Miracle Whip....

Ardee
Does work really work?

Duaneart
Peter Tosh... did he really wail after steppin' on his razor?

Bill S.
You sir are profound!
melissa
but is Miracle Whip a weapon of choice?

marcella
Why is "all together" written separately, and "separated" written all alone?
: )

trilogy
Ike asked that question at the deposition.
The Violent Femmes always had me wondering "Why can't I get just one __________? It just doesn't add up...
I was going to ask a really, really great question...but then I forgot what it was.

Fortunately, the mind is the first thing to go. At least you don't notice as you slide down the hill to total worthlessness.
Jamie Beckett
my mind often goes on separate vacations. : )
spotted mind
ah the violent femmes.... Burry your treasure where it can't be found.
Burry it deep in hallowed ground.
Sorry? it just seems to be the hardest word.
No, it's getting dark, too dark to see
Every where except the bottom
I don't know, I shot the sheriff
Generally although, nothing but the truth isn't always the whole truth
possibly
Maybe
NO
Everyone
It depends on the act in question
It isn't a whip either
The Cat in the Hat did
If it is your secret yes, if it is someone else's no.
Semantics man
Well, if you stay there will be trouble. If you leave it will be double
You just missed it
Tell me, tell me, tell me, oh who wrote the book of love.
Does anybody really care? about time?
It all depends on the comma
Yes
Sorry, only two balls used in pocket pool
mimics
On occasion
There's a lady who's sure
by implication nothing can be para normal without normal
If they want to
Depends on the question
Transit Authority, Bill Chase, and Free, remembered sounds and words... Hell of a lot to love Chuck... I feel a frozen moment in time theme ... Off to that space/time continuum we go... Live the weeks end dream mon... RRR
Maybe I should have read the other comments first?
Bob
two balls in pocket pool.... hilarious!

patrick
a frozen moment when thawed is an experience.
Chuck, you must be awesome in a coffee house.

I only have one question: what's this here sauce?
skeletnwmn
In the mid 90's I was a part owner/operator of a coffee house. Lots of jazz and blurs got played. Ah... good times. Now about sauce? You mean the miracle whip?
Damn, I have wondered about that deputy over many, many medicinal herb moments too...

Rated.
Fun post, lots to think about. Another question I can't seem to get answered is, "Does this taste spoiled?" (can you tell I've been cleaning out the fridge?)
Let's see. Posted at 11:55 pm. Yep, time for some Ambien. (Rated)
Does it really matter? No one has the answers to the unanswerable question, except a tire in not round when it is flat! And Eric Clapton did shoot the deputy, he was lying!