Sometimes one just has to ask....
Is sorry really the hardest word?
Instead of knocking on Heaven’s door, can you ring the doorbell?
Is a flat tire still round?
Who shot the deputy?
Is the whole truth nothing but the truth?
If you walk backwards, will you repeat yourself?
Is maybe really an answer?
Does love come with instructions?
Who really hears the sounds of silence?
Is sex a comfort food?
Is Miracle Whip really a miracle?
Did Dr. Seuss ever make house calls?
If you know a secret, is it really a secret?
Is breaking news really broken?
Should I stay or should I go?
How soon is now?
Who really wrote the book of love?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Are lighthouses heavy?
If you know nothing, is that something?
Can you sink the eight ball in pocket pool?
Who mimics mimes?
Can a cardiologist get to the heart of the matter?
Is the stairway to Heaven an escalator?
Is the paranormal normal?
Can the colorblind really go green?
Is having the answer really the answer?


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An admission perhaps?
love this list Chuck. my favorite is the flat tire, for some strange reason, that made me giggle. thanks!
the greatest philosophers are comedians, : )
Just kidding.
I sang that one to my ex-wife... did I mention she's my ex- ?
i had that one on the list when I realized my brother did.
i'm beyond tired.... thanks for stopping by.
My philosophy final exam's question in college was, "why?'
Owl
a twisted mind does dance.
good post. R
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I absolutely love this list, Chuck. Love it.
thank you for reading. If I worry about perfection, am I a perfectionist?
TheBarkingLot4Is Steven Wright ever wrong? : )
Walk Away
your comment made me smile. thank you.
Mission
Is your comment a mission statement? : )
Gardening is a good thing. Is moving truly an experience?
I could be, or am I the walrus?
Must be careful with questions!
Why can loving someone be painful?
Why is the military called "peace keeping forces?"
Why do people enjoy blue cheese and yet throw out other foods with mold ?
Why did Christ have to die to save us? (Couldn't there have been another way?)
I realize these questions of mine aren't humorous, but I had to ask them.
Life's little mysteries.
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The hardest word is the word goodbye
Who can it be knocking at my door? Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Only on top.
Professor Plum, in the library.
Everything except the hole.
No, you will unsay whatever it is you said.
Maybe.
Yes, but they are in Japanese.
The fool on the hill, of course.
Depends on what's eating you.
The miracle is that anyone BUYS it.
No but the Cat In The Hat did.
A secret is a secret until it's told - then it's gossip.
Not yet.
Stay.
Too late - now it's then.
Barry White.
Does anybody really care?
Depends on how much acid you've dropped.
No, that would be something for nothing and unless you're a politician.....
Can you just imagine the pants the guy with eight balls must wear?
Robin Williams.
Yes, but they rarely get to the matters of the heart.
Sure is, and it's out of order as usual.
Only for paraprofessionals.
Yes but they wouldn't know it.
Depends on the question.
Ah, mysteries of the Universe and the language, to keep us thinking hard....
Kisses!
Marcela
Yes... but did a carpenter or a plumber long to be?
Lois
I should've added, does adsense make sense?
scanner
I knew that up is up unless it's down.
patricia k
your questions will have me thinking for awhile.
Lee
But when where is the lead in my pencil?
Jeff
Good questions... but is thinking an art or an illusion? Is tree hugging a sport?
bluesurly
Oh that Miracle Whip....
Ardee
Does work really work?
Duaneart
Peter Tosh... did he really wail after steppin' on his razor?
Bill S.
You sir are profound!
but is Miracle Whip a weapon of choice?
marcella
Why is "all together" written separately, and "separated" written all alone?
: )
trilogy
Ike asked that question at the deposition.
Fortunately, the mind is the first thing to go. At least you don't notice as you slide down the hill to total worthlessness.
my mind often goes on separate vacations. : )
ah the violent femmes.... Burry your treasure where it can't be found.
Burry it deep in hallowed ground.
No, it's getting dark, too dark to see
Every where except the bottom
I don't know, I shot the sheriff
Generally although, nothing but the truth isn't always the whole truth
possibly
Maybe
NO
Everyone
It depends on the act in question
It isn't a whip either
The Cat in the Hat did
If it is your secret yes, if it is someone else's no.
Semantics man
Well, if you stay there will be trouble. If you leave it will be double
You just missed it
Tell me, tell me, tell me, oh who wrote the book of love.
Does anybody really care? about time?
It all depends on the comma
Yes
Sorry, only two balls used in pocket pool
mimics
On occasion
There's a lady who's sure
by implication nothing can be para normal without normal
If they want to
Depends on the question
two balls in pocket pool.... hilarious!
patrick
a frozen moment when thawed is an experience.
I only have one question: what's this here sauce?
In the mid 90's I was a part owner/operator of a coffee house. Lots of jazz and blurs got played. Ah... good times. Now about sauce? You mean the miracle whip?
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