So I'm trying to decide what to write about for my first post as I sit here eating chocolate cake with a 3 month old nursing on a boppy in my lap.

A piece of cake fell on his neck and I cleaned it off and realized that I will write about dropping pieces of food on your tiny infant while he acts as a boob tick.

Why "SEO for the Sleep Deprived"?  Because I'm working my way through learning to write even better search-engine optimized content these days.  Back in the Middle Ages of the Internet (2004) I had a rare opportunity to be coached through metatagging and keywording and all sorts of neat SEO work that I...stupidly turned down. 

 In favor of working for the equivalent of Internet snake oil salesmen on a 9 month quest that ended in (shock!) the client going bankrupt and stiffing me for $267.50.  Ever see "Better Off Dead"?  Yep--I still want my two dollllllaaaaarrrsss.

I didn't take that SEO job, and if I had, I would be Seth Godin right now.  Maybe.  Well, the female Seth Godin.  In a nursing bra, with a Medela Pump in Style to the right of the computer. 

With a baby with chocolate smears on the back of his head.  At least, I think that's chocolate.

So now I write for a variety of websites, blog about it, and hope to get rich when my amazing SEO blog is optioned by a major movie studio for $750K and the right to choose the actress who will play me (anyone but Megan Fox, please).  In the rare event that this doesn't happen, I plan to write about various topics that appeal to my undisciplined mind.

 And talk about it here.