Melissa Jo Peltier

Melissa Jo Peltier
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New York, New York, USA
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June 17
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Producer/Director/Writer etc.
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Wife, stepmom, and 20-plus-year survivor of the L.A. Entertainment Industry. Made a living and won a few awards. Got the hell out of there and moved to New York for love and marriage. Just finished a labor of love feature film with my writer-director husband John Gray called WHITE IRISH DRINKERS now playing in selected theaters throughout the US. 5 times NYT Bestselling co-author of 5 non-fiction books. Newest book is The Mommy Docs Ultimate Guide to Pregnancy & Birth, released May 2011. Finally getting back to my own creative writing...even though I'm scared to death of it. Working on getting my own voice back - I've been choking it down for a long, long time.

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SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 7:31PM

My Joe Wilson Fantasy Comeback

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Not that I'd pretend to second guess our President, who seems to be able to keep his head above the fray of petty partisanship with grace and dignity most of the time.  

It's just that I wouldn't have been able to remain so polite.

Here's an alternative version of the scene, as it unfolded in my addled brain, oversaturated as it is  with the recent epidemic of outlandish wingnuttery:

 Obama: "....the healthcare plan will not cover anyone who is in America illegally..."

Republicans: (Generally grunting like Neantherthals and squealing like a pack of unruly preschool students)

Joe Wilson: "You Lie!"

Democrats: Hisses, boos, shocked outbursts. Republicans: More grunts, a few hoots

Obama: " Whoa. Whoa. Hold up a minute there. This is a session of Congress. Not a speaker's corner. Let's take a breath here."

The room quiets down a bit.

Obama: "Representative Wilson. Joe Wilson from South Carolina. That was you, wasn't it, who just called me a liar?"

Silence. Democrats turn all eyes toward Wilson. Republicans start looking around in any other direction but toward Wilson.

Camera finds Wilson in the chamber, red-faced and sputtering.

Obama: "Hey, this is America, you've got a right to speak your mind. Stand up, Representative Wilson. You've clearly got something you want to say. What were your words? 'You Lie'?' (with ironic disbelief) That's what you really said? 'You Lie?'

Wilson looks around in a panic. The camera is on him.

Obama: "I've got to admit, it takes guts - or (with irony) something - to stand up in front of all of your fellow Congressman, in front of the entire United States of America watching today - and openly accuse the President of the United States - your Commander in Chief" - of lying. To feel confident enough to break protocol - and the general rules of decency and respect usually honored in this chamber - to shout out something as clearly inflammatory as that, you must have some pretty compelling evidence and facts at your fingertips to prove your point."

He pauses for dramatic emphasis.

Joe squirms. 

Obama: "Well, Joe? Let's hear that evidence right now. If you're going to call your President a liar, let's hear exactly how you came to that conclusion."

Wilson stutters. He's speechless. Mortified. His fellow Republicans are quiet. Lots of eyes looking at the floor, the ceiling.

Obama: "Okay then. I guess Joe isn't currently prepared to back up his accusations here today. I'm not surprised. And this is what I mean, folks, when I say, I want to hear all real proposals, and real solutions to this problem, but I will not waste time on those who want to shut down the debates solely in the name of partisan politics."

Roar of applause from Democrats. The camera is on Wilson, who looks like he wants to disappear, and the Republicans in his near vicinity, who look as if they want to throttle him then and there.

Obama: "Now, moving on....this plan..."

What Obama actually did, of course was by far the smarter thing politically, taking the higher road. I wouldn't make it as a politician.  I can be a little hot blooded. Like my old pal, Joe "Carolina Liar" Wilson.

But I did get some personal satisfaction when I ran that little scenario for myself in the cinema of my head.

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Oooh, that was good!
You criticize partisanship, then cheer-lead for the Blue Team. Wake up. Your Messiah is bought and paid for. He's the Black Bush. More Patriot Act. More War. No spine.

http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2009/11/23-6
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/6640563/Barack-Obama-to-announce-30000-Afghan-troop-increase-next-week.html