Poor Curling - it's the punching bag of the Winter Olympics. It's the sport people love to make fun of, the sport that's cool to mock.
Well, listen up all you nay-sayers. I am here to tell you that there is change in the air. The Men of Curling have seen the light that is Shaun White and Apollo Ono and they want membership in the club. They want to star in one of those commercials where Gatorade sweat pours from their exhausted brow.
What was once a sport for nerds is becoming the new trendy. No longer are they the club of the bald and pudgy. These days, the Men of Curling are rocking the hair gel and sporting some ink.
Bring on the sexy, boys.
Check out Tyler George, emoting all kinds of sensitivity...

And these boys, part of the French team, could rival any NHL player for sexy. I'm sure they could snag a Jennifer Aniston or Sheryl Crow (or a middle-aged Midwestern mom)...
Here's Chris Plys, one of the new generation of Team USA. Once he scores some big time sponsorships, I'm sure he'll be upgrading his bling...
Tell me Jason Smith doesn't look like half of the male finalists on American Idol....

The Men of Curling also do dark and brooding very well...
They aren't afraid to show their emotions, to beg, plead, get down on their knees for what they want. And, those broom skills could come in very handy around the house...
While they've come along way, there is still plenty of work to be done before you will see as much attention paid to these fine men as the high profile studs of skiing and skating.
If I could make one suggestion, I'd say they should organize a clinic with Lindsey Vonn or Johnny Weir. Get some pointers on making sure they are always prepared for the photo op. Hopefully that will keep something like this from ever happening again...
photos courtesy of NBC Sports, Getty Images, World Federation of Curling


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Kathy - Nice, curling humor!
Jali - They are very focused...
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JK - I'll have to see if they have it on Netflix. We have become serious curling addicts at our house. I am going to try and convince the board of our winter sports complex to put in a curling rink (or whatever you call it!) I thought about including the women, as I did notice they are also calendar-worthy, but really couldn't get past the men.
Excellent observations. Most Excellent. I'll take two of those French pastries to go.
JK- Maybe, in light of my undying love, they would adopt me as their spokesmodel. I will be tracking down that movie, for sure!
GWool- As a matter of fact, I just got back from the grocery store and I don't know where you shop, but bag boys have been extinct for quite awhile in my neighborhood. Those boys restocking the chip aisle though...
1IM - I am very partial to the French myself!
M. - Maybe I should send the US team this link just incase any of them are in the market...
Surly- Don't let the Norwegian's pants blind you to the beauty of the rest. As for being Canadian, my husband is Australian which makes me distantly related by virtue of the Commonwealth.
LL- It's a thinking man's game, for sure.
Ireland - If there isn't a fan club, we can start one right now.
My favorite line: "They aren't afraid to show their emotions, to beg, plead, get down on their knees for what they want. And, those broom skills could come in very handy around the house..."
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Sweet - It's surprisingly addictive.
Manhattan - Can't blame them for the drinking, they have to do something to keep their feet warm.
Stellaa - I'll give you cute on the Americans but there is something about those French men...
Painting - If you think the Frech guys look good in photos, you should see them glide down the ice.
Jeanette - They are certainly a notch up from the bowlers I saw last time I took my kids!