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If it weren't for Schadenfreude I'd have no Freude at all.

MelissaK

MelissaK
Location
New York, New York, USA
Birthday
November 16
Bio
I sing and draw. And sometimes rant. That's about it.

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JANUARY 11, 2011 7:11PM

Eliminate "Eliminationist"

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 graphic: ©2011 Melissa Kelley

The current public hue and cry over stopping the “vitriol” and “eliminationist rhetoric” seems to me like shutting the barn door after the horses are already out.  Isn’t it possible that “eliminationist rh/… Read full post »

JANUARY 21, 2009 1:53PM

Happy New Era

I inadvertently put off my New Year celebration until now.  I even had a huge quantity of champagne last night, and stayed up past midnight…something I didn’t do at the actual start of 2009.  Wasn’t interested.

 

It occurred to me only this morning, when I jumped out… Read full post »

DECEMBER 24, 2008 2:39PM

Live-Blogging "Messiah"

Messiah Pig

 

LIVE-BLOGGING MESSIAH (A report from stage right)

 

12/23/08 

 

7:38 p.m. It’s twenty below or something outside and I’m sitting on a windowsill in Room G on the fourth floor of Carnegie Hall, with my feet on theRead full post »

Bush LegacyBush Legacy
NOVEMBER 25, 2008 1:19PM

The Designated Driver

PedicabPedicab

Founding Brothers 

Founding Brothers
Joseph J. Ellis

[I wrote this review for my personal blog, wherein I goad myself into accomplishing things other than acquiring online game tokens, so it's a bit breezy.  However, since I seem to have a case of cartoonist's block, and I don't want to drop out of siRead full post »

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NOVEMBER 12, 2008 8:45PM

The Beggars of New York

SaxI moved to New York ten years ago with my youngest daughter A.C., who was then fifteen, thinking if we could make it here, we could make it anywhere. Though we come from a long line of diffident Southern Belles, we bravely put on the armor of enterprise and plunged… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 10, 2008 1:58PM

Laid Off!

Laid Off!

[Personal note: I sure missed cartooning during the denouement of the election.  I'm thinking about mounting a retrospective including the cartoons I thought of but didn't get to do.  (Unless everyone's too sick of it.) To explain: hand surgery went very well, but then my hand reac… Read full post »

OCTOBER 4, 2008 8:08PM

Debater Sarah!

Debater Sarah!  

Yeah, I know this one's overworked, but I and my (recovering) right hand were feeling too blah to edit it down.  (Like Groucho Marx who wrote:  "Sorry this letter is so long, but I didn't have time to make it shorter.")

 UPDATE:  I modified the original image--… Read full post »

OCTOBER 2, 2008 12:17PM

Thinks...But No Thinks.

Thinking...

(Surgery Update:  I must have the best group of well-wishers known to mankind.  Not two weeks out of surgery, and I think my hand is already better than it was before.   Last time I couldn't even get out of bed for two weeks from the pain, and had a… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 21, 2008 7:14PM

Throw That Elephant Overboard!!!

Elephant Ship

 

One more day to draw, and then my right hand will be shut down for renovations.  It really ticks me off to miss cartooning the rest of the campaign season--such ripe, low-hanging fruit!  Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 12:28PM

Candidate Upgrade

Tina Fey Veep Small

Okay, not that anybody cares, but I had a really hard day.  I worked my butt off all day at my day job and couldn't get around to drawing until 7:30 pm, and then I couldn't get it to look right, because I was in too much of… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 13, 2008 6:02PM

Drill here...drill now...

Drill
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SEPTEMBER 11, 2008 8:43PM

The REAL Victim of These Insensitive Remarks!!!

SEPTEMBER 11, 2008 4:37PM

Serious Lipstick

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