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Michael Hebert

Michael Hebert
Location
Mississippi,
Title
Monsieur
Bio
Primary Care doctor in the backwoods of Mississippi. Also Hurricane Katrina survivor. Or victim. Or whatever.

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SEPTEMBER 9, 2009 12:24AM

Help! My Kids Watched the Obama Back to School Speech!

When I heard President Obama was delivering a speech to all American school children, I did what I usually do under such circumstances — I turned on Fox News and waited for further instructions. Authorities recommended keeping my children home for their own safety, so that’s what I… Read full post »

AUGUST 28, 2009 11:26PM

Katrina, 4 Years Later

My House After the Storm. Don't Worry, It's a Lot Worse Inside.It has been four years since Hurricane Katrina, and I find myself grasping for words. Many good things have happened since the hurricane struck the Gulf Coast — and many not so good. If you were to go back to New Orleans now, you could travel quite a bit around town… Read full post »

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AUGUST 21, 2009 9:41AM

Is the Whole Foods Boycott Fair?

Rule number one in business: Don’t insult your customers. (Spoiler alert: More vulgar version of this rule below.)

When Whole Foods Market CEO John Mackey argued in a Wall Street Journal op-ed that American citizens do not have “any intrinsic right to health care, food or shelter . . . . [… Read full post »

AUGUST 13, 2009 12:33AM

Death Care Reform

Section 1233 of the House-drafted legislation encourages health care providers to provide their Medicare patients with counseling on . . . end of life treatments, and may place seniors in situations where they feel pressured to sign end of life directives they would not otherwise sign . . . .

[T]his

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This week, the New York Times reports that between 1998 and 2005 the drug company Wyeth paid private companies to ghostwrite 26 scientific papers extolling the benefits of its hormone drugs Premarin and Prempro. The papers were then signed by doctors and medical researchers and published in medical j… Read full post »

AUGUST 1, 2009 11:51PM

Why We Need a Public Option

Any health care reform that aims for universal coverage has to include a publicly funded insurance plan -- the so-called public option.

Since Medicare and Medicaid were enacted in 1965, the majority of Americans have been insured through private health care plans, most often through their employers. H… Read full post »

A friend of mine was walking the streets of Washington, DC, and accidentally came across the below document in the bottom of a dumpster beneath four hundred empty bottles of scotch, a couple dozen boxes labeled "Torture Memo -- Classified," and a long narrow coffin with the words "Remains of Osama… Read full post »

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JULY 3, 2009 10:47PM

Might as Well Pile On Michael Jackson Like Everyone Else

Though I am no pop culture analyst, the death of Michael Jackson has been on my mind for the last week. Just a few scattered observations. Jackson isn’t the kind who inspires coherence anyway.

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Some commentators have tried to put Jackson up against the Beatles and Elvis. In terms of… Read full post »

In the Sunday New York Times Magazine (6/21), Randy Cohen, author of the column “The Ethicist,” fielded a question from a man studying to be a Roman Catholic priest. The seminarian asked if it was ethical for the school he attended to only give scholarships to students studying to join th… Read full post »

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JUNE 11, 2009 7:32PM

Does Sotomayor Really Make the Supreme Court Diverse?

Sonia Sotomayor, President Obama’s choice to the Supreme Court, is an affirmative action appointment. That is, she was nominated in part because she is a woman and a Hispanic.

Nor is there anything wrong with that. Diversity is important in any high-level government position, and that especiall… Read full post »

The other day my iPhone belched and I lost the contents of a little program I used to keep track of all my online passwords. Most of the information I lost was scattered in other places, but, as is usually true when these things happen, I found out the hard way… Read full post »

MAY 26, 2009 4:35PM

Denied

Earlier this week, two letters arrived in my mailbox, return post U.S. Medicare office, identical in every way except for the names. They were denial letters, for two patients I admitted to the hospital about two months ago. “There is insufficient documentation,” both letters cryptically… Read full post »

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MAY 17, 2009 9:51PM

The President Goes to Notre Dame

Today President Obama gave the commencement address at the University of Notre Dame, to considerable protest. Obama’s planned presence at Notre Dame has been an issue in the Catholic community for months, only surfacing in the general media in the last week or so. Ever since the announce/… Read full post »

MAY 11, 2009 11:30PM

Retirement

 

The time is overdue, but I am finally removing this graphic from my website sidebar. The graphic, courtesy of a fellow blogging physician who has since shut down his website, was part of my small effort to bring a dishonest politician to some kind of justice.

The impeachment effort agai… Read full post »

MAY 11, 2009 12:17AM

The New Deal

Last week, while the rest of the country dealt with minor matters like economic meltdown, terrorism, war, and global pandemics, the government in Louisiana got to business and settled the most pressing political issue of our day — the future of the New Orleans Saints. After much haggling and ba… Read full post »

APRIL 27, 2009 11:23AM

Torture . . . and Hope

Here is a progression of statements we, as U.S. citizens, have been expected to swallow over the last 3 years.

  1. We are America and we do not torture people.
  2. Well, sometimes we use “intensive” interrogation techniques, but we do not torture.
  3. Yes, some of our techniques have been labeled to
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APRIL 18, 2009 12:01AM

So Long, John

John Madden, a fixture in NFL broadcasting, has retired. Though I like Madden, I was never the huge fan so many commentators on cable and sports blogs seem to be. People are never so effusive with their praise as when a recognized figure suddenly bows out.

For me, Madden was once… Read full post »

APRIL 14, 2009 11:26PM

6 Up

It is entirely possible that, by the end of the summer, there will be no American auto industry. Right now the Obama administration is in a high-stakes game of chicken with both conservatives and automakers. On one side, they are aggressively challenging the Big Three to come up with an adequate… Read full post »

APRIL 2, 2009 12:37AM

Abandonment

If my blog were a child, I would be charged with abandonment. It wasn’t intentional, but I know I haven’t been writing much lately. In the near future, I hope to correct that oversight.

It is not as if I haven’t been writing. I write daily, and have even written a… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 16, 2009 10:01AM

What Killed George Washington?

 

Weary of the hyperbole surrounding the Obama inauguration, I picked up Joseph Ellis' biography His Excellency: George Washington to help put things in perspective. This excellent biography included many fascinating details about the life of our first president, but for me, a physician,… Read full post »

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FEBRUARY 9, 2009 11:25PM

Marcel Proust, My Personal Trainer

For the last two years, I have been lifting weights. Not as consistently as I would like to, but regularly enough to make that boast mostly true. Prior to that, my interest in iron could be more properly called a dalliance, dating back to my college days, when I befriended a… Read full post »

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JANUARY 6, 2009 1:20AM

Caroline No

Nepotism. It’s a word in the dictionary, I swear; and people used to consider it an insult. It means using family connections to get jobs, usually at the expense of those poor bastards not lucky enough to be conceived in the back seat of a Rolls Royce. At least, back in… Read full post »

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DECEMBER 5, 2008 10:49AM

The Secret Defense of CME

While reading through the November 15th issue of American Family Physician, I happened across a peculiar advertisement. Neither a pharmaceutical nor a medical product ad, it had political overtones, and thus seemed oddly out of place. It stopped me because its subject was a topic of particular… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 18, 2008 1:59AM

America's Number One Health Care Reformer. No Kidding.

Walmart

Two years ago, in its relentless drive to deliver always the low price, Wal-mart rolled out its now famous $4 drug plan. The approach was simple – all Wal-mart pharmacies nationwide would offer a slate of generic drugs for $4 cash. Though the plan was straightforward and seemed benefici… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 6, 2008 2:26PM

A Post-Election Wish

This may seem peculiar, but one of my fondest-but-craziest desires after this long presidential campaign is to see Barack Obama appoint John McCain to his cabinet.

Before anyone readies the flame mail, hear me out. This idea first crossed my mind as I watched McCain give his concession speech. It was… Read full post »