Sure, I get it.  The future is unsure. The political environment is hostle and flying at warp speed in every direction. People are scared. People are screaming at the top of their lungs about all kinds of goofy shit. In essence,  it seems like the world is going to hell in a hand basket and getting worse by the day.

Well, when the troubles of the world get to be too much to bear, why don't you just do what I do? Rather than throw in the towel and hang myself in a closet, I just say....Fuck It! Let's have a little fun, preferably at someone elses expense!

Now, for this excercise in "Sanity Maintenance and Stress Relief" we are going to need a target. It's best not to choose one of your friends or relatives as a target. That could lead to problems sometime down the road. It's also best, should you decide to choose a group as a target, to make sure it's a group that there is no chance in hell that you will be joining that group in the future. And I do mean, Ever!

You with me so far? Good. You can also have the option of choosing an individual as a target. This decision can be especially fun. You'll want to pick a target that is someone that you'll probably never ever meet in person. It also helps if this person is a real douche funnel or a boil on the taint of society or both. You get the picture, right? I knew you could do it! Easy, right?!

Well, to save you some time and trouble, I made the decision for you this time. In the future,you can practice this stress relieving excercise on your own by picking your own target. After all, that's half the fun. With a little luck, you'll be stress free in no time and the neighbor won't have to cut you down out of the closet.

So here are our targets of the day! Fox News, Tea Baggers and Gwenn (I like to call him Gwenn 'cuz he's such a pussy) Beck!