Okay, let me try this again as OS just ate my first draft when I was almost finished. That never seems to happen when you're still on the first paragraph.What's up with that?

I Curse thee, Oh Mighty OS Interface!

Now that I've got that out of my system, where was I? Oh, yeah. I was thinking that I will post nothing serious today. After all, it's Friday and many are looking forward to the weekend. So you've managed to make it through another week without shooting your boss or stabbing your mate.Good on you for that. You are to be commended for logging in another successful week without any great debacles. Congratulations.

Weekends are for fun, so what do you say we get the ball rolling, eh?

Before the train leaves the station, I have to warn you that some of these images may be offensive to some. In fact, some of these images could be considered sexist, immoral, completely tasteless, excessively gross or just  down right offensive, so if you are of weak constitution or are bred from the stock of high moral standards, please exit the vehicle to the right.

Uh huh. I see you're all still here. I would have expected no less from this crowd. You are all sick and demented individuals and I love that about you. It's good to see that America's love for irreverent humor is still intact.

Naturally, I've added some personal commentary. After all, it IS my post. You can thank me later.  So let's get started, shall we?

I can see this baby elephant saying. "Just where are you hiding them peanuts, Honey?"  or maybe, "Hi, I'm Dumbo. Nice to meet you."

Uh, I think I'll pass on any commentary on this one. I just don't want to go there. Besides, that's Tink's territory.

 I'm glad it's not Thanksgiving.

One again, I'm not getting in the middle of this one. After all, it's supposed to be Funny Friday, not Flame War Friday.

Hey, I warned you there would be sexism. It's not going to get any better. You still have time to exit the train while we're still moving slowly.

Hmm. What a nice pair of dignities."Nope. I don't see Tink in there".

I know you are all curious of how Tink spends his weekends. Now you know.

Solid financial advice here. Trust me, I know.

Oh, yes I did mention gross! That will teach you to play with your IPod when I'm talking. You should pay better attention.

Tink can't figure out why the chicks won't talk to him.

You've been warned.

I did too mention tasteless!

I'm no businessman, but I would say this was brilliant planning.

If you can't make fun of fat kids, who can you make fun of?

Nope. Not going there, either.

Pixar never saw this one coming.

Shuttin' up now, Boss. You can form your own opinions.

Tink was such a cute baby, wasn't he? Adorable little shit, to tell you the truth. I wonder when and where it all went wrong?

Political fear mongers won't be satisfied until we all look like this.

More sexism?! This has got to stop!

That is gonna leave a mark if she pulls that trigger.

This is my personal favorite. If we could just get a copy of this to all the suicide bombers around the planet, the terrorists would end that practice before the sun goes down, thus prompting the end to the war on terrorism. You see, it's all about motivation and perspective.

               As promised, a rare photo of Dick Cheney at the nude beach.

Peace to you all and have a great weekend!