The amount of talent you can find in America is astounding. In spite of the current political climate, we are so fortunate that we live in a country that doesn't try to stifle creative outlets like so many other countries around the world try to do.
We are allowed free reign to create whatever we want as long as we do no harm to others. Of course, I'm sure there are some that would consider the following video to do emotional harm to those that are less tolerant than most of the people on Open Salon, but that's not my problem.
My job here is to bring entertainment to you whenever and in whatever form I can. (I call it my job, but it's really a labor of love since it doesn't pay squat).
American music is no different when we talk about creativity. We love our music and have a market for every genre and musical instrument you can imagine. Not only do Americans play every instrument on the planet, but we do it with flair! Guitar players pick with their teeth and play behind their backs and some even light their instuments on fire and play them for finales. There is a guy around here that even plays two saxaphones at the same time and plays them well, but none of them can hold a candle to the woman you are about to see.
Enter the Kazoo (literally). Don't laugh. It's not polite. Most of you wouldn't consider a kazoo to be a sexy instrument, but that is about to change. From this point forward you'll never be able to think of a kazoo in the same light again. Take a look and tell me what you think.
For your viewing and musical pleasure, I bring you, Amy G and her Magical Vaginal Kazoo!
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:-D
Haha
America HAS talent.
However, I don't think it's her "hooha"...I think she might have used a different orifice.
I'm just saying...
You would be the one to post this.
I laughed so hard........ I will never be able to look at one of these things again in the same way....
She might have been this chick's grandmother. You know? Talent runs in a family tree, they always say.
That Kazoo has a nice buzzzzzzzzzzzzz to it. No?
Hey! since my daughter has been struggling with learning to play the clarinet .. perhaps that we should buy her a kazzoo.. that would make those damn school concerts I have to go to much more tolerable.. Thanks Michael!!.. and no..dude YOU ROCK!
(By the way, did you know that one of my favorite OSers, Hoop Junior, is a kazoo teacher in Mississippi?)
Well said, my friend. This our charm.
Well done, and thanks a million for the link.
Rated.
John Mayall, nor paul Butterfield could deal with the licks from this chick! great post r
R.
It is better that the video.
Michael, you have no mercy here. None!
This was way too funny.
Ric's story reminded me of a donkey show in Mexico, we won't go there, too many emotions for one day!!
:)
I DO...however...want to reply to some of the commentifiers.
@Buffy and WAH: Here's how she discovered the talent. She was having an argument with her next-door neighbor. When she complained about his loud kazoo playing, he claimed it took real talent to do it right. Her reply: "Any puss can play a kazoo. See?"
@RicTresa: I guess this time talent runs in the family bush.
@Steve Blevins: I thought your friend Hoop was a teacher in Yazoo City, MS, not a kazoo teacher in Mississippi. My bad.
@bobbot: The only way to compete with a kazoo-playing vagina is to show her your trombone-playing penis. Take it from me, you gotta have a long reach to play trombone.
And Michael, she'd have to play the sax SIDEWAYS.