Like the old song says, signs are everywhere and they seem to want to rule our lives. I'm one to always question authority, so I refuse to take any sign at face value. I get tired of being bullied or pushed around by signs, so when I read a sign that says stand behind the yellow line and wait for next available teller, I automatically think, says who?  Like Eric Cartman on South Park, I say, Screw you, I do what I want! The rebel in me makes me stand on or in front of the line just to challenge the sign. Rarely will the sign ask you to step back behind the line. 

I could go on about signs and how some are good, like traffic signs and others are not so good, like when that check engine light comes on and your car dies in the middle of the expressway. But, it is Friday so I say screw this past week. Not much you can do about it now anyway, so let's go have a little fun!

Below are some signs and sayings posted for no other reason, but to get a few chuckles. At the end is a video that I'm sure you will also enjoy!

Have a great weekend, everyone!!

I wouldn't follow this guy too closely.

So, now you know where they store those political promises. Check out the license plate.

 I had to read this one a few time. Seems I can be quite dense.

Cold AC has it's good points!

Stating the obvious.

Hehe.

 Posted by the Roaches Have Rights people.

 For those who haven't figured out how to pee yet.

They didn't even leave a tip.

Sounds a little extreme, but rules is rules.

Come on, TRAIN!

Muti-lingual signs have their place in polite society.

A rare truth in advertising.

This one could be a new motto for Open Salon. Just sayin'.

Good to know.

Hey, why are you looking at me like that!?

One of the main reasons I'm single.

Gah!!!

Now, that's just plain mean.

I've had days like that. How about you?

Maybe the only race I ever won.

Phiser could sell a billion of these over night.

Once a woman shows the slightest sign of sexual independence.........

Has this ever happened to you? Me, too!

Words to live by.

 Wanna be my friend?

 Snicker!

Man thought.

Sad, but true.

And finally, this video is for all of you out there that will be getting out there this weekend. Enjoy!