Michael Rodgers

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Salon.com
OCTOBER 9, 2009 7:44PM

Humor in Uniform.

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Yes. I stole that title out of Reader's Digest.  So sue me.

Right now we've got wars going on two fronts. That's if you don't count what is going on in Pakistan. It's a real mess for sure, but I don't really want to get political tonight. Whether you agree with the politics of war or not, or believe that war is never the answer makes little difference to me at this moment. It's Friday and a long weekend is upon those who work for a living. Just another day for people like me that can't seem to find a job to save my butt, but at least my butt is safe and I know who to thank for that.

If not for the brave men and women in uniform, you and I would likely not be sitting at our computers right now.  I don't know what we would be doing and it doesn't much matter. The fact is, like it or not, these are the folks that protect our freedoms and allow us to live the lives we live, so once in a while I like to give them a little salute of thanks for all the sacrifices they make to protect our way of life.

Personally, I don't know how they do it. I doubt I could make it through basic training much less a firefight.  These people are the best of the best and they go through it on a daily basis. The miracle of it all is that they somehow manage to maintain a sense of humor.

Americans are famous for taking lemons and making lemonade. You see it in all walks of life, but nowhere is humor more important than in the military. We all know that humor is a great stress reliever and can help a person live longer.

Here are some photos of how our troops manage to stay sane in an insane world. If you can't appreciate the humor, at least appreciate the men and women who selflessly go to battle day after day in the name of our freedom.

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Come on guys! Can't a brother get a break?!

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"I told you the North Pole was striped, now pay up!"

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Low budget F-16 training run.

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Syncronized launch sequence.

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Eight man jacuzzi with strawberry bubble bath. "Anybody see my loofa?" "Hey! That's not my loofa!"

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Baghdad traffic control.

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  Harry potter ain't got shit on these guys.A 7

 

Patriotic symbolic robotic.

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Peddle faster Sarge, we only got the cart for an hour!

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                                       How do you work this thing again?

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Camo Corporate America.

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Sand storm parasailing.

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Just another Kodak moment.

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That Rumsfeld and his fucking budget cuts.

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Santa Huey.

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Let's see. Pull stick to left to bank left.  Pull stick back toward chest to climb........

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Man's best friend.

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Iraqi renaissance festival.

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What ever gets the job done.

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A girl has to maintain her femininity anyway she can.

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Does anyone know if there is going to be a full moon tonight?

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Have a great weekend everyone, and if you happen to see a soldier this weekend, don't forget to shake their hand and thank them for all they do. I doubt they get to hear that often enough. We owe them so much more than that.

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You stole from Reader's Digest? That's like stealing from the Girl Scouts... which I did... back in the day... Oh, wait, that's not the uniforms you were talking about now is it?

:)
Was that a PURSE in that cockpit?
There's a bad moon on the rise.
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great stuff, michael. i especially like the sandstorm fun shot. i say thanks whenever i can.

now: where's that post about the girl in the suzuki samurai?? trig promised for you!
What a nice post Michael. I am retired military but never went through what these men and women have to deal with. I did make it thru basic training and managed to serve 29 years total. I am very lucky to receive a pension for my service. Many of these brave men and women will not survive long enough to do so. I am praying that the President doesn't send any more troops to Afghanistan and soon brings them all home. Forget about the already dead soldiers dying in vain. Did the 60,000 or more that left their souls in Vietnam die in vain? I think not.
Awesome post! I've seen some of these before but they're great. Thanks for the kudos to the Soldiers!
"Iraqi Photos - Look here, smile, wait for flash."

heh heh heh heh heh
Mikey love, I always knew you were a thief. In actuality though, we owe it all to the men in uniform!!! And us Americans make pretty good lemonade out of lemons. Great post and photos as usual!
Make that "we" Americans. Your writing is the best!
so sue me

that's the new chop suey joint isn't it?
Excellent post. Love the photos and the sentiment. :)
Dude, love the military theme. But next time, ask a former Marine what kinds of jets those are. Those aviators on the training run are in F-14's. You can tell by the rectangular intakes, and the twin ailerons (tail fins). F-16's have a single engine.

Also, there appears to be a crack in the moon.
Just glad they find ways to stay sane.
Way to find the "high ground" Michael! Thanks for this.
Is that what happened after they bombed the moon today? I hope there wasnt any water. ewwww.

We gotta love our boys and girls in uniform. They are quite creative when they set out to make trouble.
I've seen these, but never with such great comments. Bravo. Every time I see a soldier in uniform, whether in an airport, the supermarket or on the street, I stop, extend my hand and say Thank You!
I hug daddy every time I see him, I know what they do. Thanks for the great photos. I know my dad has a great sense of humor and is fortunate to still be here. Glad to see someone openly appreciate them. Salute Michael!
You hit the nail on this one Mike. You are on a roll. Whatever else we cannot forget it is to never confuse the military with the mission. The troops deserve our respect. After Viet Nam I remember how little the people of this country respected the returning soldiers. It was a shame.

Monte
Something about uniforms that makes me feel all warm and gooey... rated!
Right you are, Michael. And great photo editing!
You da man bro. I "lol'd".

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That did indeed bring some laughs. A fitting tribute in its own way.
This is just great, Michael; you made my day.

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LMAO! PRICELESS!

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Wow. For some strange reason, this made me teary. I wish I was doing more to bring cheer to these people. I'm sure they sorely need it.
~teeheehee~ Florida or bust!! :)