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OCTOBER 11, 2009 9:49AM

Unnatural Acts

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           Hey pretty lady!

          Moose 1   

 

 

           You smell gooood!

          Moose 22

 

 

 

           Don't mind me.

         Moose 3

 

 

So, This is the question for you legal minds out there. Is this statutory rape???..............Or is it just another moosedemeanor?

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no one will see it anyway, this post sucks, monday's post has 12 hours of work done on it, i got nothing else until monday, not sunday post, sick humor

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Yes. I know this is weak. Happy Sunday!
Michael Rodgers
October 11, 2009 09:50 AM
Actually Mike, it's close. What you have here is statuary rape.
bobbot
October 11, 2009 09:53 AM
The other thing is all depending on the age of that statue. I suppose it could also qualify as stationary rape.
bobbot
October 11, 2009 09:55 AM
No, I believe that other buffalo is of age. Now, if it's a male, well, it's legal but they gotta' get a room!
scanner
October 11, 2009 10:02 AM
This was very funny.
rated
micalpeace
October 11, 2009 10:18 AM
if you think this lets you off the hook for the suzuki/newlywed piece, you're soooo wrong.

pretend sex with animals isn't real sex with women. in case you forgot. ;;;
femme forte aka candace
October 11, 2009 10:18 AM
I have heard of getting buffaloed, but this is clearly an example of getting moosed.
Bill Beck
October 11, 2009 10:18 AM
Surely a case of moosetaken idendity!
BuffyW
October 11, 2009 10:20 AM
How did you get those pictures of me from yesterday?
O'Really?
October 11, 2009 10:45 AM
This is just the first phaze of operation "Moose reduce." Phaze two will involve mechanical mates that will automatically castrate the inquiring creatures, thereby reducing their population over time. It's either that or shoot them. Personally I'd rather be shot.
Andy Heizeler
October 11, 2009 10:55 AM
Oh, you are awful....and funny!

Bobbot is no better. Oh!

Rated.
zumalicious
October 11, 2009 11:20 AM
That female Moose (Moosette?) shouldn't have stood for that! (bada bing!)
Kind of Blue
October 11, 2009 01:03 PM
I just pray that someday we live in a world where the moose will understand that no means no!
Major Mojo
October 11, 2009 01:07 PM
Well at least you added some commentary!
That counts for something.
:-)
spotted_mind
October 11, 2009 02:26 PM
I actually found this to be quite funny. Did you take the photos?
Geraint Isitt
October 11, 2009 03:10 PM
Talking about giving a new meaning to a "figure of speech."
Please, tell me you took these pictures yourself.

Rated for genius.
Thoth
October 11, 2009 03:52 PM
My goodness . . . makes you wonder . . .
Owl_Says_Who
October 11, 2009 07:00 PM
That moose has been buffaloed, again!
Rated
julie Kiernan
October 11, 2009 07:38 PM
First of all, the statue is of a male buffalo, so I'm not sure how that changes things...

And this reminds me of what (according to my art history teacher) happened to the statue of Aphrodite at Cnidos (sp?). Although in that case no moose was involved.
littleboxofspoons
October 12, 2009 02:38 AM
Reminds me of that old book title from my kidly days -- Antlers in the Treetop by Hu Gusta Moose
Tom Cordle
October 12, 2009 07:13 PM

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