MAY 6, 2010 7:42PM

Hey, You Mothers!

It’s a well know fact that men are a pathetic group when it comes to Domestic Goddess duties. I put the dirty dishes in a box and set them out in the driveway so I can pressure wash them the next time I wash the van and save a little soapRead full post »

 I haven't done a Friday Funnies thing in a while so I thought I'd steal these images from a recent email and share them here.

Hope you enjoy them.


 It may have been a little early for the "crossing the grate" lesson.

Momma Duck


A color coordin… Read full post »

MARCH 30, 2010 10:16AM

If I Were King

I haven't posted anything in ages. I miss this place. Even some of the people. I'm required to write in a journal three times a week. Yesterday's subject was "what would I do if I ruled the world". Here is my entry. It is silly.


Crazy Mad about World DominanceRead full post »

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JANUARY 10, 2010 11:58AM

A Sad Departure

It is a commonly accepted American belief that if we work hard, our lives will progress as we navigate our way through the myriad of minefields laid down before us. I recall some mention of a pursuit of happiness somewhere in the Preamble to the Constitution.

My own life has… Read full post »

JANUARY 4, 2010 9:34AM

Panties, Bombs and Common Sense

Chicken Little should run for Congress. He would be a shoo-in for Chairman of the TSA or Homeland Security if the Republicans had anything to do with it.

The right wing outrage over this kid, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who smuggled a bomb onto a plane in his underwear and then failed… Read full post »

JANUARY 1, 2010 12:41PM

Some Resolutions and Stuff Like That.



Everyone likes to make New Years Resolutions. I suppose the general idea is that most people want to improve some part of their lives or maybe transform themselves completely.

I’m going to lose ten pounds. I’m going to quit smoking. I resolve to spend more time beati/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 31, 2009 9:39AM

Hypocrisy, Lies and Videotape.

  dick-cheney                 obama_2008_kwed


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Much Republican mudslinging has occurred since a young Nigerian tried to blow up an… Read full post »


 Originally this started out as a comment on Cartouche’ recent post (I still can’t hyper link, so here it is, but it began to approach the length of an essay and I haven’t posted anything in almost two we/… Read full post »

DECEMBER 21, 2009 5:45AM

Sooo..Ya Wanna See My Booty?!


A 1 Booty 1
  Okay, so there are two of ‘em as in Booties (to me)…..or slippers as some people call them or Toasties As Ric and Theresa like to call them. I got them in the mail on Friday afternoon and thought I’d give them the weekend test… Read full post »

Since next Friday is Christmas, I thought I'd go ahead and post this Special Christmas Edition this week.


A 14Santa stuck on jet


Tinkertink in about 30 years.

(Or maybe next week.)

A 10 Santa Tink


A Merry Palin Christmas.… Read full post »

DECEMBER 17, 2009 10:40AM

Hey, State Farm! F*~K You!!!

And like a good neighbor...... 

A 1 state farm

 State Farm is there!!!

Yeah, they're there to screw you anyway they can.

The Florida Insurance Commission has once again stuck it to the Florida homeowners. Seems they cut another deal with State Farm of Florida to allow a 14.8% increase on homeown… Read full post »

DECEMBER 13, 2009 10:31AM

One more thing about Tiger Woods

 I woke up this morning and checked my email as is my usual morning routine. Seems one of my friends sent me a new game as an early Christmas present, so I thought I'd pass it along for any who might want to enjoy it with me. So far, I've scored… Read full post »


A 2 stupid_kids

White and Black recently wrote a post about stupid people and I thought to myself, hey... that's something I know something about. They say write about what you know, so here goes.

I have no idea if these are true or not and I'm not going… Read full post »

DECEMBER 8, 2009 8:19AM

Putting the Fun Back in Christmas!

A 1 Christmas tree
From my earliest memories, I've always loved Christmas light displays. There is just something magical about them that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. No way can I remain in a less than festive mood when Chrismas lights are all a twinkle. I can't imagine… Read full post »
DECEMBER 5, 2009 6:48AM

A Simple Call for Help.


A 1 empty shelves


Empty Shelves-North Port Salvation Army Runs out of Food

This was the cover story that reached from the page and slapped me in the face as I picked up the local section of my newspaper yesterday morning. The photo (not the one above, that's a different empty… Read full post »

DECEMBER 4, 2009 5:43AM

Friday Funnies, One for the Ladies

Last week's Friday Funnies post was a little harsh on the ladies. I know I got the stink eye from quite a few of them and I deserved it, so this week I thought I'd lighten up of the fairer sex and do some men bashing starting with this video.… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 27, 2009 6:00AM

Friday Funnies! 11/27/2009


 I know that I'm going to get some serious backlash for this for being a sexist pig, but I'm going for the humor here and I didn't write this, I'm just passing it along for your enjoyment.

Besides, I already have the sexist pig thing down pat.

Next… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 20, 2009 10:36AM

Friday Funnies 11/20/2009

Remember when they chased that balloon all the way across Colorado because they thought a little boy was inside?

Balloon boy 1

And then they carefully poked the balloon with pitchforks and shovels to see if the kid was inside?

Balloon boy 4

The authorities didn't want to let anyone know what they… Read full post »

NOVEMBER 13, 2009 5:25PM

Friday the 13th Funnies

Just think..........

If the Indians had given the

Pilgrims a donkey

instead of a turkey, we would

all be having

a piece of ass this




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NOVEMBER 12, 2009 11:06AM

Larry King Gets Dissed By Carrie Prejean. Big Time!

Last night on Larry King live, Carrie Prejean stormed off the set (then later came back) claiming King was asking inappropriate questions of the former beauty queen turned right wing darling and champion of same sex marriage. Prejean has a new book out 'Still Standing' about how she was unfairly pros… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 6, 2009 7:12PM

Friday Funnies 11/06/09






    Every business need a gimmick, but this one is just wrong.

Funny? Sure, but still wrong.



Here's a late entry from UmbrellaKinesis!



I got th… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 5, 2009 7:59AM

Carrie Prejean Goes Down. Literally!


Former Miss California runner-up, Carrie Prejean had her day in court yesterday, though it didn’t turn out quite the way she had hoped. The Beauty Pageant almost Queen was suing the Miss California Pageant officials for a litany of charges including public ridicule, anxiety, depressio/… Read full post »

About 10 days ago I posted this story at the end of a Friday Funnies post just for the fun of it. It seems Minnesota law allows for the forfeiture of vehicles in some DWI circumstances, though I don't know the details. I didn't research the law because I don't care… Read full post »

OCTOBER 30, 2009 4:41PM

The Old Tobacco Barn


From nowhere the man quickly approached the group. Calvin Blevins saw something. Quickly he trained his weapon and fired three shots in rapid succession.… Read full post »

OCTOBER 29, 2009 9:15AM

I'm No Michael Jackson Fan, but........

I'm no music critic and I don't play one on TV, but I know what I like and I like this video. I'm also not a huge Michael Jackson fan, but I like a lot of  his music. Yes, I know that sound contradictory. You should meet me in person.… Read full post »