It’s a well know fact that men are a pathetic group when it comes to Domestic Goddess duties. I put the dirty dishes in a box and set them out in the driveway so I can pressure wash them the next time I wash the van and save a little soap… Read full post »

 I haven't done a Friday Funnies thing in a while so I thought I'd steal these images from a recent email and share them here.

Hope you enjoy them.

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 It may have been a little early for the "crossing the grate" lesson.

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A color coordin… Read full post »

I haven't posted anything in ages. I miss this place. Even some of the people. I'm required to write in a journal three times a week. Yesterday's subject was "what would I do if I ruled the world". Here is my entry. It is silly.

Crazy Mad about World Dominance… Read full post »

It is a commonly accepted American belief that if we work hard, our lives will progress as we navigate our way through the myriad of minefields laid down before us. I recall some mention of a pursuit of happiness somewhere in the Preamble to the Constitution.

My own life has… Read full post »

Chicken Little should run for Congress. He would be a shoo-in for Chairman of the TSA or Homeland Security if the Republicans had anything to do with it.

The right wing outrage over this kid, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who smuggled a bomb onto a plane in his underwear and then failed… Read full post »

Everyone likes to make New Years Resolutions. I suppose the general idea is that most people want to improve some part of their lives or maybe transform themselves completely.

I’m going to lose ten pounds. I’m going to quit smoking. I resolve to spend more time beati/… Read full post »

This post could also be titled:

 CHENEY ATTACKS OBAMA. OBAMA KICKS CHENEY IN THE NUTS.

Much Republican mudslinging has occurred since a young Nigerian tried to blow up an… Read full post »

 Originally this started out as a comment on Cartouche’ recent post (I still can’t hyper link, so here it is http://open.salon.com/blog/cartouche/2009/12/29/untitled), but it began to approach the length of an essay and I haven’t posted anything in almost two we/… Read full post »

Since next Friday is Christmas, I thought I'd go ahead and post this Special Christmas Edition this week.

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Tinkertink in about 30 years.

(Or maybe next week.)

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A Merry Palin Christmas.… Read full post »

And like a good neighbor...... 

 State Farm is there!!!

Yeah, they're there to screw you anyway they can.

The Florida Insurance Commission has once again stuck it to the Florida homeowners. Seems they cut another deal with State Farm of Florida to allow a 14.8% increase on homeown… Read full post »

 I woke up this morning and checked my email as is my usual morning routine. Seems one of my friends sent me a new game as an early Christmas present, so I thought I'd pass it along for any who might want to enjoy it with me. So far, I've scored… Read full post »

White and Black recently wrote a post about stupid people and I thought to myself, hey... that's something I know something about. They say write about what you know, so here goes.

I have no idea if these are true or not and I'm not going… Read full post »

Empty Shelves-North Port Salvation Army Runs out of Food

This was the cover story that reached from the page and slapped me in the face as I picked up the local section of my newspaper yesterday morning. The photo (not the one above, that's a different empty… Read full post »

Last week's Friday Funnies post was a little harsh on the ladies. I know I got the stink eye from quite a few of them and I deserved it, so this week I thought I'd lighten up of the fairer sex and do some men bashing starting with this video.… Read full post »

 I know that I'm going to get some serious backlash for this for being a sexist pig, but I'm going for the humor here and I didn't write this, I'm just passing it along for your enjoyment.

Besides, I already have the sexist pig thing down pat.

Next… Read full post »

Remember when they chased that balloon all the way across Colorado because they thought a little boy was inside?

And then they carefully poked the balloon with pitchforks and shovels to see if the kid was inside?

The authorities didn't want to let anyone know what they… Read full post »

Just think..........

If the Indians had given the

Pilgrims a donkey

instead of a turkey, we would

all be having

a piece of ass this

Thanksgiving!!..

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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO GAIN A HAPPY… Read full post »

VIAGRA COMPANY

HEADQUARTERS

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    Every business need a gimmick, but this one is just wrong.

Funny? Sure, but still wrong.

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Here's a late entry from UmbrellaKinesis!

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I got th… Read full post »

Former Miss California runner-up, Carrie Prejean had her day in court yesterday, though it didn’t turn out quite the way she had hoped. The Beauty Pageant almost Queen was suing the Miss California Pageant officials for a litany of charges including public ridicule, anxiety, depressio/… Read full post »

About 10 days ago I posted this story at the end of a Friday Funnies post just for the fun of it. It seems Minnesota law allows for the forfeiture of vehicles in some DWI circumstances, though I don't know the details. I didn't research the law because I don't care… Read full post »

From nowhere the man quickly approached the group. Calvin Blevins saw something. Quickly he trained his weapon and fired three shots in rapid succession.… Read full post »

I'm no music critic and I don't play one on TV, but I know what I like and I like this video. I'm also not a huge Michael Jackson fan, but I like a lot of  his music. Yes, I know that sound contradictory. You should meet me in person.… Read full post »