The score was tied with three minutes left on the clock when she started in on me again. They’ll be here any minute now! Why do you always have to make me crazy! Just once I wish you’d…

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 “The coroner didn’t have a particularly difficult time determining the cause of death for Mattie Brown. It was pretty obvious she’d been lynched since she was hanging there in the tree with the rope still tight around her neck. The man had a harder/… Read full post »

The inmates may not yet be running the asylum, but they are getting a leg up with new House Leader John Boehner’s appointment of Michele Bachmann to the House Intelligence Committee. Well known by the left as one of the craziest people in Congress, Bachmann is… Read full post »

Have you seen this yet? The Executive Officer (XO, or second-in-command) of the USS Enterprise is under investigation for showing  some disturbing video over the ships closed-circuit TV on movie night. The content is, at best, in very poor taste and stars the XO as his sexually bigoted ,… Read full post »

Nine long years after that September morning, that day none of us will ever forget, the Grand Old Party still refuses to do anything for the first responders who rushed toward Ground Zero while everyone else was rushing away. We were all shocked and stunned as we watched that… Read full post »

Yeah, sure. I’m all for forgiveness, rehabilitation and redemption. Who isn’t? We humans are capable of accomplishing some incredibly abhorrent or stupid deeds. We are also capable of extraordinary forgiveness. Without forgiveness we would either all b… Read full post »

I was digging through a genealogy web site the other day and I think I may have stumbled onto something. I’m wondering if you think it’s possible that Nevada’s Republican (read Tea Party) Senate Candidate, Sharon Angle may have given up a daughter f… Read full post »

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Have you ever wondered what the difference is betweenGrandmothers and Grandfathers?

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a d… Read full post »

Can a misinformed public bring us to our knees? I'll let the video speak for itself, because I'm speechless.

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Yes, I stole all of these.

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Before Chelsea's wedding July

31st, Hillary asked Chelsea,

"Have you had sex with Marc?"

I don't know if Tennessee Gubernatorial Cadidate Basil Marceaux is any relation to that mime that was running around in the '70s with the same last name, but he's a hell of lot funnier.

If we could get this guy together with Senate Candidate Alvin Greene from South Carolina for… Read full post »

Alright, settle down. I’m not really selling a kidney, but I would consider it if the price was right. You see, my personal recession will be turning four this September and I can’t even afford to buy it a present for its birthday. The/… Read full post »

 Okay, I admit it. I just copied and pasted this thing in here. So, sue me. 

 Bless all those teachers that put up with this sort of stuff, day in and day out and still manage to smile at the end of the week. Where would we be without 'em?

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I don't have time to reply to comments. I truly wish I did, but I thought some of you would like to know what is really going on with the BP spill and the toll on the people. I have no reason to doubt the honesty of this woman. She seems… Read full post »

Not to be out done by those drivers that endanger the rest of us while talking on the phone or texting while driving, a Minnesota woman has taken dangerous driving to a whole new level of insanity. I’m talking about birthing while driving.

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Rachel Maddow. News thief.

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Don’t get me wrong, I love Rachel Maddow. Truth be told, I’m a huge fan. So, if she wanted something from my blog, all she had to do was ask. I would have given willingly because that’s the kind of guy I am.… Read full post »

I was watching the news the other night when it was announced that John “I’m Not a Snob” Kerry and Joe “Droopy-Dog” Lieberman teamed up to unveil the American Power Act. Lindsey Graham was also working with them on the bill, but backed out because there are/… Read full post »

Life just ain’t fair. A recently released German study shows that women who are holding a younger man as their partner are likely to die younger than those who do the horizontal bop with a similarly aged man. What is even worse is that the younger… Read full post »

Maybe you can tell me why I love this song.