JANUARY 6, 2012 6:30AM

The Yellow Windbreaker


The score was tied with three minutes left on the clock when she started in on me again. They’ll be here any minute now! Why do you always have to make me crazy! Just once I wish you’d…

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 “The coroner didn’t have a particularly difficult time determining the cause of death for Mattie Brown. It was pretty obvious she’d been lynched since she was hanging there in the tree with the rope still tight around her neck. The man had a harder/Read full post »

Christina Taylor-Green 
 I was wondering how long it would take before Fox News could spin their hateful vitriolic contributions to the shooting of Gabby Giffords and eighteen others, including the deaths of six of the victims, to lessen their involvement. They couldRead full post »
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JANUARY 7, 2011 7:03AM

Intelligence Committee IQ Drops with Bachmann Appointment



The inmates may not yet be running the asylum, but they are getting a leg up with new House Leader John Boehner’s appointment of Michele Bachmann to the House Intelligence Committee. Well known by the left as one of the craziest people in Congress, Bachmann isRead full post »


Have you seen this yet? The Executive Officer (XO, or second-in-command) of the USS Enterprise is under investigation for showing  some disturbing video over the ships closed-circuit TV on movie night. The content is, at best, in very poor taste and stars the XO as his sexually bigoted ,Read full post »

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DECEMBER 21, 2010 7:16AM

GOP Guide to Screwing American Heroes

Lone firman II 


Nine long years after that September morning, that day none of us will ever forget, the Grand Old Party still refuses to do anything for the first responders who rushed toward Ground Zero while everyone else was rushing away. We were all shocked and stunned as we watched thatRead full post »

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DECEMBER 16, 2010 6:45AM

Michael Vick Wants a Puppy for Christmas





Yeah, sure. I’m all for forgiveness, rehabilitation and redemption. Who isn’t? We humans are capable of accomplishing some incredibly abhorrent or stupid deeds. We are also capable of extraordinary forgiveness. Without forgiveness we would either all bRead full post »


The TSA has been in the news a lot lately...and taking quite a beating I might add. Groping Grandma on camera and testing Grandpa's testicles for explosives has a way of giving the TSA a less than favorable appearance in the public's eye. Yet, not everything The TSA does

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I was digging through a genealogy web site the other day and I think I may have stumbled onto something. I’m wondering if you think it’s possible that Nevada’s Republican (read Tea Party) Senate Candidate, Sharon Angle may have given up a daughter fRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 11, 2010 11:03PM

Open Call: Make Your Own LOLCatz Posters

 One for Safe_Bet's Amy.
Cute Kittyz

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SEPTEMBER 3, 2010 10:01PM

Friday Funnies - More Cut and Paste


Have you ever wondered what the difference is betweenGrandmothers and Grandfathers?

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a dRead full post »


Can a misinformed public bring us to our knees? I'll let the video speak for itself, because I'm speechless.

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Yes, I stole all of these.


Before Chelsea's wedding July

31st, Hillary asked Chelsea,

"Have you had sex with Marc?"



Chelsea replied, "Not according

to Dad."


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JULY 30, 2010 8:44PM

Tennessee's Answer to Alvin Greene

I don't know if Tennessee Gubernatorial Cadidate Basil Marceaux is any relation to that mime that was running around in the '70s with the same last name, but he's a hell of lot funnier.

If we could get this guy together with Senate Candidate Alvin Greene from South Carolina for… Read full post »

  a kidny bean

Alright, settle down. I’m not really selling a kidney, but I would consider it if the price was right. You see, my personal recession will be turning four this September and I can’t even afford to buy it a present for its birthday. The/Read full post »

JULY 13, 2010 6:08PM

Has Anyone Seen My Friggin' Keys?

 Okay, I admit it. I just copied and pasted this thing in here. So, sue me. 

 Bless all those teachers that put up with this sort of stuff, day in and day out and still manage to smile at the end of the week. Where would we be without 'em?

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JUNE 25, 2010 5:50PM

BP's Balloons and Ponies Show

I don't have time to reply to comments. I truly wish I did, but I thought some of you would like to know what is really going on with the BP spill and the toll on the people. I have no reason to doubt the honesty of this woman. She seems… Read full post »

Kemps Ridley

The Kemp’s Ridley is the smallest and one of the rarest of all sea turtles. Once over-harvested to near extinction for their tender meat, their nests were also under siege by those who believed their eggs contained aphrodisiac ingredients.

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JUNE 9, 2010 11:03AM

Why I'm Leaving Open Salon

quit drinking

I just read an article on the 
dangers of drinking....  

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Not to be out done by those drivers that endanger the rest of us while talking on the phone or texting while driving, a Minnesota woman has taken dangerous driving to a whole new level of insanity. I’m talking about birthing while driving.


You heard me right. She… Read full post »


Rachel Maddow. News thief.


Don’t get me wrong, I love Rachel Maddow. Truth be told, I’m a huge fan. So, if she wanted something from my blog, all she had to do was ask. I would have given willingly because that’s the kind of guy I am.Read full post »

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MAY 17, 2010 7:45AM

Double Double Oil and Trouble!

Deepwater Horizon

I was watching the news the other night when it was announced that John “I’m Not a Snob” Kerry and Joe “Droopy-Dog” Lieberman teamed up to unveil the American Power Act. Lindsey Graham was also working with them on the bill, but backed out because there are/Read full post »

MAY 13, 2010 6:38PM

Trouble in Cougarville


Life just ain’t fair. A recently released German study shows that women who are holding a younger man as their partner are likely to die younger than those who do the horizontal bop with a similarly aged man. What is even worse is that the youngerRead full post »

MAY 11, 2010 7:32AM

This One Always Makes Me Cry

Maybe you can tell me why I love this song.