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Mick Arran

Mick Arran
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Savannah, Georgia, USA
Bio
I've done everything from recycling to teaching in a pre-school. Most recently I was for 10 years an acting and theater teacher as well as a pallet builder. I read a lot and I'm an old man who remembers the distant past with somewhat more clarity than this morning's breakfast. I've been blogging for a decade and I don't do "light". If you're looking for recipes, self-promoting displays of items made for sale, titillating stories about how I was a pimp for an afternoon, or the beauties of toasters, you've come to the wrong place. Check the Front Page.

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JULY 14, 2009 7:18PM

Palin: Better Than Prez, She's Exxon's New Mouthpiece

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Sarah-palin-moose-hunting Via Fred Hiatt at the WaPo, a man who has never met a wingnut too batshit crazy to grace his editorial page, we learn what Sarah Palin's real plan for the future is: to be a Reagan-esque mouthpiece for the oil industry.( H/T TBogg)

I am deeply concerned about President Obama's cap-and-trade energy plan, and I believe it is an enormous threat to our economy. It would undermine our recovery over the short term and would inflict permanent damage.

Of course it would, unlike, say, the Iraq Oil War.

There follows several grafs of straight oil industry propaganda and TP's. Most of them are coherent and not entirely irrational, which more or less conclusively proves that Sarah didn't write any of them. About the only touches of her one recognizes are the reference to how "God created [our energy independence] right underfoot on American soil", leading one to assume that God must have stock in Exxon, and the ill-fated exclamation points she's so proud of, as is any 8th-grader writing her first term paper. The rest is oil industry lobbyist-speak run through a Sarah-filter similar to but less honest than Tina Fey's.

Of course this might just be a temporary gig but on the other hand we might not have Sarah to kick around with any more. No Bimbo Dream Team, Palin/Prejean 2012!!! Yeah Yeah Yeah! No Lone Stranger riding into town to save the latest Republican pervert from scandal. Just another pitchman selling oil policy like a Billy May cleaning product infomercial.

And I was soooo looking forward to them. And to Larry Flynt's movie about her. Oh, well.

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I wonder if she remembers when she raised taxes on oil companies doing business in Alaska.
I know, I know. I'm becoming obsessed.
ocular: Not if her new bosses tell her to forget it, she won't.
I read it, and can conclusively state that Sarah Palin doesn't know jack shit about our true energy situation. Drill, baby, drill.....
Cap and Trade aside, which hasn't proven itself one way or the other, the rest of it is pure "magic oil" fantasy.
that woman is nothing if not entertaining. i hope the republicans nominate her in 2012. that will ensure we keep the white house.
There's only one good use for her mouth.
Cap'n: Entertaining. So is demolishing building.

Harry, don't go there. Please don't go there.
At least if this is her latest career path, we know she won't be running for office. Then again...