It’s Sunday, and in my book, that’s PLAY DAY! Dutchbaby did a funny meme on her blog today and I have decided to play along. What you do is type "(your name) needs" into Google search and list the things that it comes up with. I know it’s not rocket science, but hey, it’s FUN! Try it… Here’s what I came up with:
Lois needs to bring her “A” game! (Oh, Yeah!)
Lois needs more action (duh)
Lois needs spunk (I think I already have that)
Lois needs a harder edge, more brass (Balls?)
Lois needs rescuing (not so much)
Lois Needs Quagmire's Car Keys (who the hell is Quagmire and what kind of car does he drive?)
Lois needs to meet Bob ( I was married to a Bob for 25 yrs soooo… I’m thinkin’ not so much)
Lois needs her Superman (Well, duh? Don’t we all!)
Lois needs a career (My ex-husband would agree with this)
Lois needs a date for the wedding (Is this my wedding or someone else’s? Big difference, ya know)
Lois needs to get laid like Bush needs less brain cells. (no comment)
Lois needs to keep exploring Little Africa. (I don’t think so, read here )
Lois needs to stay awake in order to prevent an alien invasion of Earth (I’m workin’ on it)
Lois needs to get a little more gutsy and get herself a job at the Daily Planet (I’m workin’ on this too)
Lois needs to stay away from the plastic surgery! (I promise not to have any more! I do, I really do!)
Lois needs more energy and a cup of tea (doesn’t this sound nice?)
Lois needs help (I often do!)
Lois needs to be both more political and more sexually aware. (God, these two take a lot of work!)
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Michael needs a Mum. (Got one.)
Michael needs some juice. (With Vodka)
Michael needs to feel loved. ( whiny bastard)
Michael needs memory boost. (Huh?)
Michael needs a clone. (so we can both sit on our asses all day?)
Michael need responsible adults in his life. (As If!)
Michael needs a liver. (and a back up liver, too!)
Michael Needs is on Facebook. (Good for him.)
Michael needs strong father, nurturing mother. (and another hole in his ass!)
Michael needs Allah. (See above)
Michael needs help. (big secret there.)
Michael needs to go to the hairdresser. (for a comb over?)
Michael needs a lung transplant. (first think come Monday)
I have never watched "Family Guy," but my son-in-law loves it...
Have you tried typing "find chuck norris" into google? That's funny too! I love Google!
Sharon needs to pee...
I, too, love Google. I can't even watch a movie without my laptop to check on "where have I seen that guy/girl before" or "when did they do this movie". And just today, how much balsamic vinegar do I use on the strawberries?
Gotta go...Sharon needs to pee....
Vodka goes good with alot, Michael. In fact, I think it is going to go good with "Brothers and Sisters" tonight!
Anita needs me.
Anita Needs is on Facebook.
Anita needs to eat more.
Anita needs your help.
Anita needs more hours in a day.
Santa Anita needs a bus.
Anita needs a waxing.
Yikes!
Wow, a little early in the day for that one. Hits a little too close to home.
I stopped reading after that. As if I didn't already have enough bad news in my life, now Google is forewarning me my wife is about to kick me out? Jeez, what's next: "Skip needs to duck, an asteroid is about to land on him"?
Either that or it's confirming my suspicions that it's a bummer having a name that's the second most common for small pets :)
Lisa Needs Your Help!!!!!! (yes, help me get that life)
Lisa Needs Braces (this was repeated a lot, my teeth must be worse then I thought)
What Lisa Needs in Her Kitchen (is a hot male chef that likes to cook naked)
Lisa Needs a New Concealer (man, I need to look a little closer at my appearance)
Lisa needs help with her vertical blinds (maybe my naked chef could help with this too?)
Lisa Needs to Get Away From Family (this google thing must be a mystic also)
Lisa Needs Your Prayers (pray for my naked chef loving ways...)
This was fun, everyone should try it!
Nora - needs a waxing, YIKES! I felt that one!
Smithery - lol it can be scary!!
Skip, I got the asteroid thing too!
Crayons, I was thinking it might be a little mystic too!!
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ROFLMAO
ADORABLE SANDRA NEEDS A LOVELY HOME
Sandra needs her OXYGEN
Sandra Needs discover ...
Sandra needs not to be confused with the porn star Sandra Dee, there is absolutely no connection there.
Sandra needs to go..where ...
Sandra needs a new skin
Evidently I need:
'to dirty it up a bit' (ick)
'to become a philosopher'
'an adoptive home' :(
'to figure out how to link twitter and facebook status lines'
'lithium'
Gotta be honest, none of those things would've leapt to mind without this game! Thought I needed time, motivation, a new dishwasher.