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Come on in and make yourself comfy. Kick off your shoes. Coffee? Tea? Sit awhile and read… Express your thoughts. Any questions? Feel free to ask for I am a woman of a certain age and I do not fear my secrets. I welcome them for they have led me here, where I pour them out in written word. I'm also a Recovering Catholic, but I very much believe in a Higher Power. Those shoes you see in my banner, I own those shoes... Stuart Weitzman Fever in patent leather red! We used to get out alot more, me and my shoes. So I decided to add them to my blog because, hey, I'm not dead yet!! "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." ~Jim Fiebig

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JUNE 25, 2009 3:09AM

Dirty Haiku Thursday, Mark Sanford's Lust

Rate: 5 Flag

 

 

 

17962S 

 

Lusting her hot sauce

 

Sultry Argentine hot spice

 

Scorching, scalding – OUCH!

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I think Sanford got burned!
Rated for the poetry, adored for the Tags.

Error: 609 -- Penile-Brain Inversion. Contact Network Administrator.
Geez, I had to redo! I put 7 syllables in the last line.. duh!
Glad you liked it dicea... yours wasn't bad either!
i think the fool sent his finger wobbling back into the fire ;)
Rated for spicy tango haiku! So that's what fried his brain...he was way too slow today.
ROFL... ouch indeed! Rated!
Middle ged Women Bloggi!
Reading Ya BIO is ENOUGH!
Ya expect geezers to go sleep?
You make males go leap! heh?
I mean:`Ya wed on leaps year?
I bet Ya eat Fig Newton in bed?
Ice creams, hot spice, O OUCH!
Ya take Almonds Joy to bed too?
Arthur James, do you have ESP?? I do all that stuff, even the Fig Newtons! All, I should say, but the Almond Joys.... however, sometimes you feel like a nut or two. :)
Wonderful use of the news in a dirty Haiku...BRAVO!
My really cool Haiku got deleted? I'm so bummed, cause I can't remember it.
Something irresistible about those latin women. Spicy!!!!

Michael Rodgers
JUNE 25, 2009 08:14 AM

The Rev. Sanford bit off more than he could chew. Olbermann is going to have to start a dumb, dumber and "dumberest" person of the day on Countdown for people like Sanford.
Well done. Ha cha cha!
Rated

Kind of Blue
JUNE 25, 2009 08:56 AM


Sanctimonious
Repentant only after
Lying and got caught

OEsheepdog
JUNE 25, 2009 08:58 AM


:)

JK Brady
JUNE 25, 2009 09:08 AM


oh, i love this. the picture is perfect!!! thank you for sharing this. ouch. love love love and beautifuly picture of you, but they all are.

Theodora L'Engle Knight
JUNE 25, 2009 09:52 AM

Ouch indeed. How fun to create with this subject. Made me smile. :)

Outside Myself
JUNE 25, 2009 10:08 AM


Brilliant, MAWB and OS Sheepdog: I don't dare attempt...and yet:

A tango of lust
A tangle of lies
Once and again...and again

1WomansVu
JUNE 25, 2009 10:35 AM


but where's the condom? OUCH rAted!

Mr. Mustard
JUNE 25, 2009 12:10 PM


Where's my comments from last night? What did I miss?

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging
JUNE 25, 2009 03:14 PM

Apparently I can't feed properly... I ended up with two dirty haiku posts.... grrrr So, I am copying and pasting and deleting the extra blog post.

MiddleAgedWomanBlogging
JUNE 25, 2009 05:28 PM
Hahah! Cool dirty haiku, rated!