MiddleAgedWomanBlogging
- Location
- Illinois, United States
- Birthday
- September 20
- Company
- Please call first
- Bio
- Come on in and make yourself comfy. Kick off your shoes. Coffee? Tea? Sit awhile and read… Express your thoughts. Any questions? Feel free to ask for I am a woman of a certain age and I do not fear my secrets. I welcome them for they have led me here, where I pour them out in written word. I'm also a Recovering Catholic, but I very much believe in a Higher Power. Those shoes you see in my banner, I own those shoes... Stuart Weitzman Fever in patent leather red! We used to get out alot more, me and my shoes. So I decided to add them to my blog because, hey, I'm not dead yet!!
"Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone." ~Jim Fiebig
MY RECENT POSTS
- SNOWACOLYPSE 2011!!
Chicago!!!
February 01, 2011 01:22PM - Columbus Was An Ass!!
October 10, 2010 09:24PM - I've Never Been So Scared -
Part Two
September 27, 2010 12:21PM - I've Never Been So Scared
September 24, 2010 08:01PM - Greatest Sports Celebration
Ever!
July 28, 2010 10:26AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Muah!!! Thank you! And
Happy Mother's Day to all,
including
any single dads
out…”
May 12, 2012 10:02PM - “Loves this! There are
such rewards in teaching, some
are more
touching than
othe…”
March 09, 2012 06:42PM - “You are the unluckiest
jewelry heist victim ever!
Cute story,
but so sorry for
y…”
February 29, 2012 02:11PM - “Wow! Can you paint! This
is impressive! You
captured
him.”
February 23, 2012 10:51AM - “I didn't see any of it,
only read about Bobby Brown
walking
out. Even at the
end…”
February 19, 2012 08:34PM
MiddleAgedWomanBlogging's Links
- Stuff That Simply Wouldn't Fit Anywhere Else
- National Geographic, Tom Mabe and Carp Fishing
- Happy Valentines Day!
- Pocknis, The Language of Men
- 20 Pounds Of Mercury Found in Dorm at DePaul
- Cindy Crawford!!
- Buy These Jeans Get Group Sex
- Jon & Kate... Huh?
- MAWB's Politics
- The Hell That Is South Africa
- Petition To The Universe on Mr. Mustard's Behave
- Schock And Awe!
- Not Without My Son
- Barack Obama e-Card
- More "Schock and Awe!"
- Mark Sanford's Mistress
- Dad and Dog and Death
- The Universe Pays Its Respect While Mother Earth Mourns
- Ghost Dog
- Apollo "The Sun Dog"
- Morels and Meals-On-Wheels
- Afternoon With My Father
- Spoiled Brat Dog!
- Art, Photos, Music and More Fun Stuff!
- Dreams, Marriage and Mr. Mustard
- For Trig & His Buddies
- Peace & Gratitude In My Blue World
- Spread The Lust Some More!
- Peace And Beauty
- Mark Sanford's Lust
- Spread The Lust
- Afternoon With My Father
- Bollywood Baby!
- Angelina Jolie's Lips
- It's Saturday Night, Doggone It, And I'm Still Awake!
- This Is Almost Sacrilegious!
- WTF Did You Do To Your Bathroom?
- Henri Rousseau - ish!
- Karma, Dating, Divorce... Divorce... Divorce...
- Why Are There Little Blue Pills in Your Travel Bag, Dear?
- Is That A Lit Cigarette In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? Part 1
- Is That A Lit Cigarette In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? Part 2
- Is That A Lit Cigarette In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? Part 3
- It's About Me, Me, Me!
- Living Vicariously Through Friends With Money
- Where Are My Red Shoes?
- I Need.....
- Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
- Don't Forget Me!
- Welcome To Chicago, Now Get The Hell Out!
- Hindu Temple In Aurora, Illinois
- Oprah Defends Michael Jackson
- Oooooh, Lookie What I Got!
- It's A Start
- Ode To Farrah Fawcett Hair
- MAWB Gets Psychic
- Ghost Dog? You Decide...
- Cries and Whispers (and Screams)
- My Mother Showed Up Yesterday, Funny Thing Though, She's Dead
- Starved Rock State Park - Vacation or Ghost Hunt
- My Kids Rock!
- I Am Not Saving Africa
- My Heart Is Tap Dancing
- I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet
- My Neighbor Ate My Cat
- Happy Birthday, Baby
SNOWACOLYPSE 2011!! Chicago!!!

Columbus Was An Ass!!
Me: "Monday's a holiday."
Z: "What holiday?"
Me: "Columbus Day!"
Z: "Columbus was an ass!"
So I Googled "Columbus was an ass" and it turns out Z was right!
I've Never Been So Scared - Part Two
Zach gave the nurse all his information then, she pulled out a wheelchair to haul him back to an emergency room. He refused and walked instead, still carrying his backpack. He isn’t grimacing in pain. He’s smiling and being polite. I’m wond
… Read full post »I've Never Been So Scared
My son almost died last month. My only son, whom I love with every breath I take, almost died in my arms for the second time in his life. He is twenty-four years old now. The first time was at birth. He was born with a diaphragmatic hernia, had surgery when he was a/… Read full post »
Greatest Sports Celebration Ever!
When it comes to goal celebrations, it doesn't get much better than this. In a match between Stjarnan and Fylkir in Iceland last weekend, the winning goal celebration was actually better than the winning goal. After Stjarnan's Halldor Orri Bjornsson scored on a penalty kick… Read full post »
From A Backseat Bumpkin to a Backroads Buff
Hang Ten, Baby!!
Mother Fuck!!!!!
TWO MONTHS AGO:
Ex-husband: "I'm buying a condo in Florida, then heading back to Beijing."
Me: "Really? (wheels spinning) What are you going to do with it while you're in Beijing?"
Ex-husband: (looking at me like, oh God, here we go) "Yes, you can use it."… Read full post »
POCKNIS - THE LANGUAGE OF MEN (RE-POST)
Pocknis – noun – Language of Men –
meaning) If it doesn’t have anything to do with their
pocketbook or their penis, they cannot hear you! This word is not
found in any dictionary. Why? Because I/… Read full post »He Did It!!
Hang On In There, Baby!

It's Not Me!!
IT'S NOT ME!!!!!
Are Chuck and I friends? Absolutely!
I only wish him love and happiness. If a good friendship is what comes out of his first OS meet-up, then so be it. If it becomes more... HOORAY for them both!
But, honestly folks, it's not me!
I'm… Read full post »
Light A Candle For Kate Puzey
While I'm Getting Ready For The Travel Channel To Find Me....
I Want a Job Like Rick Steves!!!
The Winter Blues Have Set In
Good morning heartache
Thought we said goodbye last night
I turned and tossed until it seems you had gone
But here you are with the dawn
Wish I’d forget you, but you're here to stay
It seems I met you, when my love went away
Now everyday I start by saying…
I Will Survive! I Will Survive! Come on, sing it with me! Did You Think I'd Crumble? Did You Think I'd Lay Down & Die? Oh No Not I, I Will Survive!
I'm In Love!

Me and my neti pot.... we're best friends now. Whodathunk? I've
seen these silly looking things on either Oprah or the new Dr. Oz
show and thought, "No Way!"
More Fun Reasons to Return to LA!!!

Copper-filled, Colorful and Psychedelic

I'm Outta Here!!!
Naptime Dream
Lord Frederic Leighton English Classicist Painter and Sculptor, about 1830-1896
I decided to take a peaceful little nap on my sofa yesterday when all hell broke loose. In my dream, I was actually on my sofa and my mother, who’s been dead now for over… Read full post »
He Said What????
Yesterday, I received a phone call that stunned me. Now, I’ve had all kinds of phone calls, mind you. I worked as a reservationist for Ozark Air… Read full post »
Let's Get Fired Up!!
Cassie, a friend of my daughter's who I have become
friends with also, invited me to come along and paint pottery. I'd
never done it before and not sure if I'll ever do it again, but I
sure had fun!
What Does Your Music Say About You???

I stole this from JRobin Whitley. This is quite fun.
1. Put your iPod, Zune or other music player on shuffle.
Use any playlist or collection you want.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY/… Read full post »










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