You know what happened.  If you don’t, and don’t care about the great American pastime, please fuck off.  If you do care, but don’t know, watch this:

Look, I don’t want to make a bad thing worse by harping… Read full post »

Have you seen these people, the ones who get together in a public space and perform a seemingly spontaneous dance at the appropriate time?  Then, after the music stops, they disband like, “What? This shit happens all the time”?

Fuck those people.  Who do you think you are break… Read full post »

 ( *Previously published as a guest post at http://nobleturkeys.blogspot.com/ )

What is America? Advertising and fast food.

So, I made a reservation for an iPad a month ago.  It was a spur of the moment thing and I really had no intentions of buying the thing.  I convinced myself that it was a "better safe than sorry" moment.  Reserving (unlike pre-ordering) meant I didn't have to pay for… Read full post »

The Hammer of Thor?

The Patrick Stewart?

The Intruder?

Destiny's Child? 

The Triple Salchow?

Just wondering...  Read full post »

So, have you seen this new show on FX, Justified?  It’s the story of devilishly handsome U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, a man with a soft voice and a quick draw.  Also, it’s set in Kentucky, which, as you know, is one of our 40 best states.

Anyways, I enjoyed… Read full post »

I loathe zoos.  And, as a corollary, I loathe zoologists (I can only assume, since their lives are devoted to that which I hate).  I guess this is why I never got into the Dane Cook/Jessica Alba abortion "Good Luck Chuck."*  However, I am oft loath to expl… Read full post »

They were a crappy band in the mid-to-late 90s, back when the boy bands roamed the Earth unchecked and hip-hop had just become safe enough for white people to investigate.* 

Anyways, for my first post, it felt important to call out LFO and their crappy "Summer Girls" hit from 1999.  Besides… Read full post »